>Buy an older Armalite that was used to up the Ra
>Come home everyday to an Irish qt 3.14 Geist who cooks amazing Irish food while watching soccer
>Enjoy refreshing glass of Guinness with her every night
>Mass every Sunday, followed by a trip to the pub with the gang
>Take her on a trip to see Ireland
>Console her as she cries when you near the border to North Ireland
>Offer to buy her some Jameson while she regales you with tales of the Troubles.