INT. MILITARY OFFICE - DAY SUPERIMPOSE: "One month before the MSR Houston incident" Parks shuffles some paperwork and types on a computer. A desk drawer sits open with different doujins. A PRIVATE FIRST CLASS LARSON, (19) comes into Parks's office. PARKS What can I help you with? Larson looks around, his eyes show that of paranoia. LARSON Can I trust you Staff Sergeant? Parks cocks an eyebrow at Larson. PARKS Yeah, I don't see why not. Larson adjusts his glasses and leans in. LARSON You know that base wide ban on porn? PARKS Of course, of course. LARSON Well I got information on a smuggling ring on post. It's a bomb shell. Parks closes the drawer with the various doujin covers. PARKS Really now? That's really something. Parks's hand shifts to a red panic button under the table. LARSON It's absolutely something, Staff Sergeant. You wouldn't believe it. I've got names, faces, and even the dates and times of meetings. PARKS Really, now? Alright, go on. EXT. AIRCRAFT HANGAR - DAY LARSON (O.S.) It comes off Hangar Alpha Three. An Air Force loadmaster, KEANE, (mid-20s) watches a mail pallet come off a C-130. James stands there, a cigar in his mouth. LARSON (O.S.) There's a guy that watches the thing, always smokes a cigar. Red hair. Hair's all types out of regs. He never wears a nametape, but he's constantly watching it. PARKS (O.S.) How do you know he's a part of it? EXT. MILITARY FIELD HOSPITAL - DAY LARSON (O.S.) I've been trailing him of course, but he meets with this combat medic. Don and James high five each other. James passes Don a box, while Don passes James some money. DON Hey, buddy. Here's your cut. Larson takes cover behind a wall and listens to this. JAMES How've you been, man? DON Ah, usual shit dude. The guys in the hospital love this stuff. Been selling it to 'em half off if they're fucked up enough. You want me to cover the other half? JAMES Nah, if they're fucked up and getting medical, that's fine. Any special orders? DON They're getting crazy with what they want. Here's the list. Don passes James a piece of note paper. JAMES This is fine. You didn't discount them for the special orders, did you? DON 10 percent. JAMES That's reasonable. So far, we're doing good on making sure Johnny Law isn't on our ass. Our man on the inside knows his shit. DON Praise the lord for that. Most of the MPs couldn't find their head from their ass if their life depended on it. JAMES You need anything, doc? DON Nah, I'll be alright. More Lucky Strikes would be nice. JAMES You got it. Don walks off with the box and pockets his share of the money. LARSON (O.S.) They trade the money and this Paulsen goes into the hospital and sells the magazines. INT. MILITARY OFFICE - DAY Soldiers give Don money as they hold doujins in their hands. They carry smiles and pat Don on the back. INT. MILITARY OFFICE - DAY Parks jots this down. A closer look reveals him to be scribbling dicks. PARKS What else you got? LARSON Well that's just the tip of it. EXT. MILITARY BARRACKS - DAY Two Marines stand outside a barracks. They eye Don with suspicion. IND MARINE 1 Go back to your hole you over equipped wigger shit licker. Don holds a box in his hand. DON Not until you hear about what I got for you. Besides, I got a medical call out here. IND MARINE 1 And what would you have that we would be interested in? Don reaches into the box and takes out a hentai doujin. The two look at each other. IND MARINE 1 How do we know you're not an undercover? We had one guy- DON Your one guy was fucking stupid and didn't have a man on the inside and with the sufficient rank to get away with it. Do business with me and my associates will continue their supply. Don't and you can keep doing No Fap for the rest of your deployment. Tell your guys if they get seriously wounded they get half off whatever I might have in stock and 10 percent off special orders. They ponder this for a moment. IND MARINE 2 Spread your arms out. Don sets the box down and spreads his arms out. The second Marine searches him. The first Marine opens the box and looks through it. IND MARINE 1 You said you did special orders right? DON We have that ability, yes. IND MARINE 1 So not just anime porn. The Marine takes a picture of Don, Jackie, and Ash out of Don's jacket pocket. He looks at it. IND MARINE 1 Wife? DON Yup. IND MARINE 1 She single? DON Not yet. He puts the picture back. IND MARINE 1 You're good. The three walk into INT. BARRACKS - DAY Don holds the box in his hand. Marines fight each other, some wrestle on the ground. Don walks past all this, then dodges a can of beer. IND MARINE 3 POG! He continues to walk, then stops. Both Marines stop at a door marked, "CAPTAIN FOSTER". One knocks on the door. FOSTER (O.S.) Get the fuck in here. The group enters FOSTER'S OFFICE FOSTER What the fuck's he here for? What, the Army wasn't gay enough for you? Don takes out a doujin. DON I have a business proposition for you, one that might help increase morale around here. FOSTER I'm listening. EXT. BARRACKS - DAY Don smiles as he walks out of the Marine barracks. He holds a stack of money. INT. ARMY BARRACKS - DAY Parks, James, and Don count their money. INT. MILITARY OFFICE - DAY PARKS That's crazy, man. LARSON I know, right? James stands outside the door. PARKS Stay here, alright? I'll go get someone. Larson sits there as Parks steps out to INT. HALLWAY - DAY James stands there with a wiffle ball bat covered in ice. Parks steps out with a grin and smokes a cigarette as James enters the room, bat behind him.