Ellis Parsons: A Normal Life - Issue #5 by Eli INT. ELLIS'S APARTMENT - DAY Ellis puts his gun in its holster. Kayla looks at Ellis with disgust. KAYLA You're fucking disgusting Ellis. ELLIS (V.O.) And calling you a woman is a disservice to actual women. Ellis steps out of the room. KAYLA Are you even going to tell her what you did? ELLIS (O.S.) I'll be more honest than you sure as shit have ever been. KAYLA All you want to do is fuck her, Ellis! Don't come crying to me when this shit blows up in your face. Ellis comes back. ELLIS She offered. Go fuck yourself. Ellis steps out of the apartment into INT. ELLIS'S CAR - DAY Ellis starts his car, then puts the directions in for Payson, Arizona. He eyes his gun. ELLIS (V.O.) I really hope Ronnie doesn't have an ambush set up for me. Ellis takes a deep breath then exhales. He closes his eyes, opens them, then puts his car in gear and drives off. CUT TO: EXT. FREEWAY - DAY ELLIS (V.O.) How do I know she won't like me? How do I know this isn't some elaborate ambush? EXT. MOUNTAIN FOREST ROAD - DAY Ellis's car passes a sign that reads, "Now entering Payson". INT. ELLIS'S CAR - DAY Ellis carries a look of discomfort. ELLIS Let's do this. EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD - DAY Ellis's car drives in. Cait stands there. Ellis rolls his window down, then looks in front of him, then behind him. CAIT Hi Ellis! Ellis takes another moment to look behind him, then back in front of him once more. ELLIS This isn't an ambush? CAIT Wait, what? ELLIS Uh. Don't worry about it. It's good to see you, Cait. Cait smiles. CAIT You too, Ellis. Cait hugs Ellis. The whole situation feels awkward for Ellis as he carries a look of discomfort. CAIT It's good to see you. Ellis hugs her back, still uncomfortable. ELLIS Yeah, it is. CAIT You okay, sweetie? ELLIS It's weird, sorry. The two let each other go. CAIT What is? ELLIS Last time we talked, you were holding Ronnie and frankly... Ellis looks down in shame. ELLIS I need to admit some things that have been bothering me. CAIT Like? Come on, you didn't suck off Ronnie did you? Ellis's eyes widen. ELLIS Yeah. Cait gives a look of horror, then grins. CAIT How'd it taste? ELLIS Oh, fuck you. If you really want to know, terrible. Go to hell, Cait. CAIT Alright, better question, why and when? ELLIS I was lonely and in a bad place. I guess the bad situation got the both of us. It was when you were in Mesa with friends. I'm sorry, Cait. The two stand in silence. ELLIS (V.O.) She fucking hates my guts and can I blame her? I literally destroyed their relationshi- Cait sighs. CAIT Ellis... ELLIS Cait, I'm sorry. I'll go home and all and you won't ever have to worry about me- CAIT Shut the fuck up, Ellis. Cait grabs Ellis by the hand. ELLIS What? CAIT I forgive you. ELLIS Don't you want a few days to think this over? How do you know I'm not fucking with you here? CAIT Ellis, sweetie. You're a lot of things. Depressed, clingy, riddled with abandonment issues, got the sense of humor of someone whose been beaten by their dad... Ellis's eyes widen. ELLIS Uh... Yeah. CAIT You got shit wrong with you. But you? A liar? Please. You couldn't lie your way out of a paper bag. Cait holds Ellis's hand, then kisses him on the lips. CAIT Now come on, I know a few good places to eat out here. Maybe it'll get the cock breath out of your mouth. Ellis tightens his grip on Cait's hand. ELLIS So uh. Is it okay if I make out with you? CAIT Jesus christ, Ellis. Ellis leans in and the two hold each other in a kiss.