Your name is Lala >there were so many things that had to be done >Annie had to be fed sufficiently with alcohol >But without actually noticing and suspecting something >That was solved with a stealth slushie >A significant amount of rum went in there, but the freeze/un-freeze cycle reduced the taste to almost nothing >Annie had a sweet tooth, so the sugary slushie was happily devoured >At 9 PM she giggled like a schoolgirl >And at 9:45 she dragged Anon up to the bedroom >which means they were going to be be in there until about 10 am >two out >fancypants H&H was boring anyway, and went to bed early anyway >three >Cassie was tricky >But as soon as you learned she was a little bored with sitting in the house, she could be, taken out of the equation as well >You make sure Anon is… out and you won’t tell anyone she is taking on of the cars into the city for the night >Four >Stephanie was small enough not to cause any issues >She listened to what she was told, and if she didn’t, one option was always to put her in a box or something >But she didn’t put up a fuss, just nodded when you told her you needed some space tonight >five >The rest could be convinced, bribed, blackmailed or scruffed >Apart from Doll >She couldn’t be forced to do anything >And she was awfully bossy when Annie wasn’t around >So, what would a perky little carbine to to fight an LMG? >With help of course >Doll is alone in the living room >The TV is showing some football game or another >A can of beer is lobbed towards the trash can, but bounces of the edge >Doll swears >And so the plan is set in motion >You slide the ancient samsung out of the tiny jeans shorts and send the message >You can hear the awful pinging noise the receiving phone does >A few minutes later a little sad girl walks out to Doll “Yo, what’s up?” “Can you help me… They are being mean to me…” >The little girl even manage to snivel convincingly >Doll sighs heavily, and then turns of the TV, and walks with the little geist into the pistol room >Feline instincts kick in, and you stealthily follow the two >Doll opens the door and steps in “Little one said you’re being.. wait what the fu-” >You jump forwards and slam the door close >soon after, Doll tries to scream, but her voice gets muffled >And the door lock clicks >All other sounds are drowned up by twenty or so sleep deprived handguns, giggling in choir >Surprisingly, everything goes completely quiet just a few minutes after that >Save for the sound of light breathing >The door clicks open, and the same little girl, now wearing pyjamas looks up to you “Thanks Lala!” >”Hey, waita second hun, whatcha gonna…?” “Pillow” >”Pillow?” “Have you seen how soft she is?” >”Uhm, i guess tha” “And now we will feel it. Good night Lavotchkin” >”Snatch the hatch, peshka. And i i catch any of ya’ little shits up after ya’ close the door up…” “I know. I will not stay up. Lavotchkin” >Finally gotten fed up with the little ones games, You take a firm grip on her ear “Ow ow ow ow!” >”stappin yer’ games now? Lavotchkin is a plane. Do i look like a plane?” “No, but Anon sai- OW ow ow! Sorry! Sorry!” >You pull her ear a little upwards, clearly causer her a little pain >”hold off pissen me off and go to bed” “Yes, Lala” >The little geist rubs her ear and returns into the room >In the center of it, there seems to be a literal pile of small girls >”Pillow…” >The little one grabs a blanket, climbs up a little on the pile, finding somewhere soft to sleep >And then just… falls alseep >You decide this is a little too pure for you, and head out, making sure the door behind you is properly closed >six >And now there was just one left in the house >Amanda >Your dearly beloved amanda >The two of you shared a room >Now, it wasn’t a big room >Big enough for a bunk bed and a little desk >But most importantly, a lock on the door >”Maaaaaandy~” >The thud of a book hitting the floor is heard, and someone skips up, and unlocks the door “Lala!” >You do the by now usual greeting of burying your face in her warm, soft, cleavage >She giggles and puts her hand on the back of your head, bending your big, fluffy ears a little >But you soon rise up to her level, looking into those deep eyes >”Guess what!” “We can share a bed no?” >”We do that anyway. Try again” “We have lots of ice cream?” >”quit that sugar, you’re no fun, come on!” >You grab Amanda by her hand and drag her out of her room >”Look!” “I see nothing…” >”Exactly, thanks to all my planning, we have the house all to ourselves!” “Really?” >”Yes, and i’ve made a room just for us!” “Awww Lala…” >Amanda gives you a warm hug from behind >her hand strokes through your hair >You can feel your heartbeat going up a little from just that >Slowly, you nestle your way out of her grip, and keep dragging her towards the new room >Down the stairs >Left in the hall… >”Here!” “Wow, isn’t this one of the old storage rooms?” >”That’s right, but now it’s ours. Cover your eyes!” >Amanda played persuasive and made sure her elbows touches as her hands reached for her eyes >”Nnn…” “What was that?” >”Oh, nothing at all. Come!” >You gently hold her in front of you as you head into the room >She was turned in a direction so that she could see all the room had to offer >A desk >A little fridge with some refreshments >A double bed >A wingback chair >And two bedsheets filled to the brim with AR-15 parts >”Okay, open your eyes now!” “...” >”c’mon fuzzybutt… you like it, right?” “Fuzzybutt? You’re the one with a tail here” >”Yes, and you like it” “M-maybe i do, but what where… what are we…?” >”Look at all that, softy. All imaginable parts. Receivers, handguard, stocks, sights, and many more or less pointless accessories. All for you!” “Where did you get all of this?” >”Buncha different places. But seeing how happy you got with these…” >You accentuate this by stepping being her and lifting her soft breasts a little “Nn…” >”hihi... Anyway. Annie told me some general ideas on how ARs work. Your bolt is you, the receiver should be your body, furniture is clothes, and the rest is acessories” “Accessories?” >”Yeah. So…?” “So what?” >”Wanna try?!?” “Try what?” >”All of it. Everything. With me~” “I don’t know, Lala…” >”C’mon now! You know how much that thing costs?!” >You pick of a dark gray receiver from one of the sheets >”This is carbon fibre! Same stuff they make racecars of. And spaceships!” >Amanda’s raises an eyebrow at this remark “Racecars and spaceships?” >”Yes!” “Wow…” >”So…?” ”Hey Lala?” >“Yeah?” “Can you have racecars in space?” >”Augh…” >Amanda wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer >But she was incredibly sweet >Just after that, you find yourself with an A2 looking AR in your hands >Apart from the ill matching rail covered front handguard and grenade launcher >Since a picatinny rail on a handguard was likely not strong enough to handle a grenade launcher, this was a purely cosmetic modification >Off with the new handguard and on with the old A2 one >And when Amanda stands in front of you, away was the buttoned shirt that barely contained her goods, and back was old Amanda with the white T-shirt “Aww, come on…” >”This! You‘re my canvas!” >You grab Amanda by her neck and start the disassembly process >Those carbon fibre receivers… >Sadly, there was a bit of other parts that had to go before you could swap out the entire receiver >Not that you have ever disassembled an AR before >but enough time had been spent on internet for you to easily know what to do >They had a bit of funny requests, but were helpful in the end >Who wants that many pictures of ears and your tail anyway? >After a little bit of tinkering and screwing around, the receiver are installed >”Okay honey, get up!” >And then, she was standing in front of you >Her clothes were exactly the same >But she was… different >”Uhm, Mandy, get your shirt off… >Without much hesitation, she takes her shirt off and tosses it aside >And sure she looks different >”Holy shit mandy…” >You take her hand and drag her off to the mirror, and reveal her nor form to her >First of all, her body far was likely halved >Her shoulder were a little broader >Her arms were strong >Muscles showing under her skin >Her stomach was completely flat >With visible abs “wow….” >”Pants, now” >Amanda is thinking exactly what you are and unbuckle her pants at once >Now looking at all of her >her hips >her waist >her legs >All in all, she didn’t look in especially much worse condition to an olympic athlete >Doing gymnastics >Neither of you can really do any moving >You were both staring ”So… that’s carbon fibre, huh?” >”...yeah” “It’s… uhm…” >”Your ass is pretty amazing” “uh huh” >”yeah…” “I feel like i could… Fight Annie right now” >”And thus, Icarus flew too close to the sun...” ”You’re weird. So.. uhm… Anyway, do we have more carbon fibre?” >”Handguards and stock” “Lala… Please. I need it” >”Anythin’ for ya hun” >You grab her neck once again, getting rid of her handguard and stock in record time >And get some new ones in carbon fibre on >It was light and strong >This time, she was wearing a grey drab track and field uniform >”Whoa, that’s like… spandex” “Skin tight~” >”As much as i want to try out your new you, have have more things to test” “Yes!” >Amanda jumps into your hands >So fast you almost drop the AR that you now clutched to yourself >Next thing, the CF furniture had to go in favor of some lovely wooden furniture >”Okay, back now!” >Amanda stands in front of the mirror again >in a long, elegant sun dress >Once again she isn’t really capable of speaking >But contrary to before, she doesn’t move >”Wow, you’re actually blushing…” “It’s beautiful…” >”Honestly, yeah. It is. By the way, did you know Annie has a like, really old school dress?” “No she doesn’t!” >”She does, i promise! It’s blue, with white frilly stuff. And ribbons!” “Ribbons? Annie? Nah…” >”I swear! She put it on and danced a little in front of the mirror when she thought i was sleeping” “Okay, you are SO showing me this afterwards” >”If we get past Annie, sure. But now, i don’t think you shoulders fit with that dress…” “The fuck…?” >You take a firm grip around her neck >Next step is getting rid of those CF parts >Back goes another, rather standard receiver >But with some rails on it >Or, one at least >For some cute optic >First off was going to be those micro aimpoints >Sadly, this meant the front sight had to go >Not that it was very hard to remove anyway >And then Amanda comes back >Her old body >Not very strong… but not really weak either >Still in the gorgeous dress >And now with a pair of glasses >”Okay, good news and bad news” >Huh…?” >”This body is MUCH better for the dress. You’re beautiful. Stunning even” >This had the obvious effect of maker her face very red >”And your blushing is adorable” “...” >”But i am afraid those glasses are all wrong for you. Squared, and brown? Won’t work at all with your eyes and hair. Not at all” >You reach for her neck, but before you get the she takes a little step back “W-wait” >”Oh?”’ “P-please Lala…” >She’s stuttering and can’t meet your eyes >She looks nervous >And immediately you feel you fucked something up >”Amanda…” >You walk up to the almost shaking girl in front of you and embrace her >”Sorry, i just don’t knaaaaaAAA-” >You were grabbed by the neck, finding yourself in rifle form “So gonna go around just playing with me?” >”...” “Oh yeah, thought so, you little shit” >”...!” “Not so tough now, are we? Well, guess what, you’re getting tapco’d” >You have no mouth and yet you try to scream >changing back is all but impossible when she is holding you like this >You feel your poor handguards being ripped off >Your stock… >It felt cold, but yet, Amanda’s hands felt so warm… >You didn’t even want that to end >You didn’t even mind the cold now >Just more touching... >But then you were thrown back into the land of the living >A little dizzy >You always got a little dizzy doing this “Hahahah, wow, you really look slutty now…” >”wha, i don’t!” “HAHAhahaha… look at you, Lala…” >And so you did >Your “shirt” had a really deep neckline >Your jeans shorts barely covered up your bubble butt >And the tail poking out beneath didn’t help concealing anything >Underwear was mostly there to have anything that counts as underwear >And the low sneakers and thigh highs didn’t help much either >“This is mean…” “Pfffft, you’re an AK pattern. You’re ALL slutty” >You launch yourself towards Amanda >Hitting her, and pinning her to the floor >”Calling me a slut huh?!” >She giggles >”the fuck is funny now?” “Your ears are all angry” >She keeps giggling >”Okay, that’s how you want it…” >A firm grip around her neck again >Away with the pretty wooden grips >Sad, you would have loved her wearing that >But you were not going to lose against a perry AR in a slut-off >So, now it was time for that box >A skeleton handguard >And a skeleton lower >This time she was laying on her back >And you could laugh at her “The fuck is this? Full body fishnet?!?!” >pffff, that’s a slut if i’ve ever seen one! Hahaha!” “screw you!” >Amanda jumps off the floor >And launches herself towards you >But you can easily read her attack, and can take a step to the side >A little grip on her hand, and good positioning of your leg, leads her to be flat on her stomach with you sitting on the small of her back >”But, you’re not gonna wear this, ever again?” “What, i thought we were” >”Shush, ya big doof. I don’t want anyone else to look at you with those clothes” “That was romantic, in a very weird, Lala sort of way” >”it’s not like i mean anything bad, is it?” “Uhm, no..” >There ya go. dress and new glasses?” “Please” >You find yourself face first in an AR again >Of with the slutty skeleton stuff, and back on with the wooden grips >And the micro aimpoint had to go >And instead… >The Trijicon VCOG >The F-22 Raptor of rifle optics >It cost more than many cars did >But it was the way to go for Amanda >Just a shame there were a LOT of rifles in the basement that were going to be very upset later… >But whatever, they were not as important as she was >And for shits and giggles, what would a blank firing adapter do? >”okay, back up with you!” “mmpf?” >”Oh my god” “MMPff!?” >”wow…” “MMMPPFFFF!!” >”Well, at least your glasses are beautiful now…” “MMMMMMPPPPPFFFFFF!!!!!” >”okay, okay…” >You reach around her neck, and undo the leather strap “What the fuck, Lala…” >”Okay, no blank firing adapters i guess” “No new muzzle devices. At all” >”Okay, i promise” “Thanks. Really” >“Anyway, there are just a few things more i want to try” ”If you take my sights off…” >You blush a little >This was exactly what you were planning to do “Lala…” >”Okay, okay, sights stay. But come on, the bling girl being guided along in her life, by her love, and overcoming ideological diffe-” “...” >”s-sorry” >There is a little bit of silence between the two of you “At any rate, i want the dress, my big chest me and these glasses” >”But that means… the launcher. Which needs rails and the wooden handguard” “Remember, we are compatible” >”Wait, what are you suggesting here?” “So, we both get my old furniture, okay?” >”Yeah” “But i keep the rail and launcher front end” >”Okay…” “Change back, and then we swap shirts” >”o-okay…” ”That means i get the wooden stuff, from your handguard. So, like, wooden rails” >”y-yeah i totally understand” “And then, you put the remaining wood furniture on me, that should mean i get to keep the bust and my dress >”I’m confused…” >But with Amanda’s instructions, you finally managed to get her exactly like she wanted >The dress was beautiful >She was beautiful >And you could spend all night, fece between the best pillows in the world