Massachusetts groaned as Alabama's smart-phone sounded off again. "Sweet Home Alabama" played through the tiny speaker for the thirteenth time in ten minutes. 

"Who could you POSSIBLY be talking too? I thought you didnt even know how to use that thing."

"Don't be rude, Mamie." Alabama chastised her older sister. "Lionfish showed me how to use Twitter! I'm getting notified everytime someone I follow updates!" Her face broke into a wide smile. "The future's something else, ain't it? Talkin' to people is so easy!"

"Too easy..." Massachusetts muttered. "Who are you even following?" 

"Oh, just a few people. New Jersey has been posting a lot of selfies today." Alabama tapped at her phone again.

"Wait, what? When did she return?" Interest peaked Massachusetts's voice.

"She's been back, silly!" Alabama giggle. "She's really popular on the Twitter, too. Look!" She thrust her phone into Massachusetts's face. 

The older shipgirl took the phone and started scrolling through all the pictures. "Bama, what is this?" Her voice was neutral.

"She's posting, 'selfies', I think they call 'em. Isn't she pretty?" Alabama swooned.

Massachusetts had to admit the woman on the screen was beautiful, but she certainly had no shame. She felt her ears heat up from embarrassment from just *looking* at them.

"Bama this is *lewd*. How can she just put these up on the internet? People will think she's some kind of loose woman. People will start to think we're *all* like this!" She scrolled by another image. New jersey stood, her back facing a mirror. Long, golden lockes of hair spilled dien her back. Pure white stockings ran up her legs, while her billowing hair covered her unmentionables. Anothershowed her wearing a glamorous ebening gown, with a split running up passed her thigh. As far as Massachusetts could tell, she wasnt wearing panties. Another still showed her in a way-too-revealimg bikini. Her bust threatening to spit the string holding it together.

"Oh my god! These need to be taken down immediately!" Massachusetts tossed the phone back to Alabama, and started to pace. "This could turn into a scandal!"

Alabama laughed at her fretting sister. "Nonsense, sugar! All the young people are doing it today. I even helped Nevada take a few yesterday. She said it was for some called "Tinder", I think? Some kind of internet thing to meet people."

"What the hell is wrong with you people?" Massachusetts ran out the door. "NEVADA!" Her screams echoed down the halls. 

Alabama shrugged. "I guess I shouldnt show her *my* account,  if she's gonna be like that." She plopped back down on her bed, and began tapping at the screen again.