Just another day 

>you yawn before you unlock the front door and slip inside
>work sucked but at least you're home now 
>hopefully things will be peaceful 
Sie sind dumme und falsch!
>then again god hates you
Jedenfalls bin ich eine echte Waffe. Ich war im Krieg mit Stolz!
>yep god definitely hates you 
>you sigh and head towards the yelling
>you figured it'd be okay to bring a K98 home
>you figured since back then Waffegeist were pretty rare, the rifle would be a normal rifle 
>NOPE
>your K98 was not only a genuine former service rifle but also had a Waffegeist inhabiting it
>of course Sacha, your Sig556's Waffegeist was pleased she wouldn't be sharing space with a useless slav whore
>her words not yours 
>sadly Hazel, the K98's Waffegeist, wasn't exactly a cheerful or friendly girl in regards to Swiss "fence sitters"
>as you get closer to your gun room the yelling goes back and forth between English, German, and a dash of French 
>Sacha. Hazel. The fuck are you two on about?
>you ask now thoroughly annoyed 
SHE STARTED IT!
>oh boy, here we go

>Started what exactly?
>you ask as you kick off your shoes
>immediately both women start giving reasons why the other is to blame 
>One at a time, damn it!
>you shout over them then collapse in your chair at the work bench
This little bergziege had the impudence to suggest the K31 is a superior rifle to myself!
>Hazel quickly states with her arms crossed while glaring at Sacha
>you blink then look to your Sigg's Waffegeist 
The K31 has been shown to be a more accurate rifle several times. It's nothing to be ashamed of, you know. 
>Sacha says with a smirk 
>to which Hazel growls 
>Most K98s have seen more action and the ammo is more common. While almost all the K31s one can find are in very good to pristine condition. Both rifles are superb examples of European engineered bolt action rifles and are aesthetically pleasuring. And even though you're a semi auto, Sacha you're still probably one of the more accurate rifles out there. However, since all rifles are designed with different specs in mind this entire argument is pointless. 
>you say flatly letting your irritation show before you start to rub your forehead 
>as you try to massage away the beginning of a headache you become aware both of the girls have gone quiet
>looking to them you see they're both blushing slightly, fidgeting, and looking anywhere, but at you or each other. 
I suppose you have good point, mein Hüter. 
>Hazel says sheepishly looking away
Eh, we kinda did get carried away with our discussion. 
>Sacha says having the decency to at least look a bit ashamed
>Now apologize to each other. I won't have you two arguing over everything. 
>Sacha rolls her eyes but extends a hand towards Hazel
You're a good rifle. Sorry. 
>Hazel hesitates for a second then shakes the offered hand
Ja, as are you. 
>Good. Now start kissing and lose the clothes. 
>you say with an ear to ear shit eating grin
PERVERSER!
>both women yell at you red in the face