“Captain Alexia”

>driving upstate for the states largest gunshow 
>it’s a four hour drive 
>my salvaged/rescued AKM’s waffegeist wanted to use the GPS for me 
>she wanted to read the directions out to me as they pop up
>she’d been watching rally races a lot so that’s probably where that idea came from
>I agreed (in hindsight this was foolish)
>we were two hours in to the drive and passing through a city when it happened 
>she was looking down at the GPS’ screen as we pulled up to a four way stop sign

“Is it left or right?”
>I asked her 

>she stared at the screen 

“Hey, is it left or right?”
>I asked again prompting her to look up at me 

“Do you not know da way?”
>she asked me with a dead serious look

“Uh, is it left or right?”
>I asked her a bit confused 

“So you do not know da way?”
>she asked me again giving me a disappointed look 

“Is it left or right?”
>I asked starting to lose my patience 

>only to have her start cliking her tongue at me as a reply 

>I stared at her for a good two minutes before I realized what she was doing 
“Alexia, stop taking in memes.”

“That’s Captain Alexia to you.”
>she replied smugly 

“I should have left you in Zimbabwe.”
>I groaned as Alexia laughed