>Be Anon
>Average dude with low paying job in college
>All family is dead and have no friends. 
>Buy Glock and a box of 9mm to kms
>Bring gun up to head
>About to pull trigger.
>*pop* gun is gone, in its place is big tiddy Glock girl
>Glock grill offers to let me fuck her so I don't kill myself
>Flip her on my back and ram my magnum dong in her ass
>Fuck her inna ass longdick style . 
>She loving it. 
>I wanted to cum, but a true gentleman knows ladies first.
> Grab her tiddies and give em a squeeze
>She spasms on my dick
>She cum
>Boom
>Explosion blinds me
>When my vision clears, my dick is missing and blood is rushing out of the stump.
>I curse 3DPD as I die from blood loss.