Just another day
Anon & Sig

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>2:04 am
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>2:05 am
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>2:06 am

“Why the fuck am I awake?”
>you mutter as you rub your face

>for whatever reason you'd been having trouble staying asleep every so often 
>usually it's you snapping awake in the middle of the night for no apparent reason
>it was always around two in the morning as well 

“Maybe I should drink some warm milk.”
>you say to yourself 
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“Fuck that I'll get a shot or two of jack and then try to fall back asleep.”
>you say after a moment of thought 

>you trudge your way to the kitchen but stop as you pass the door to your gun room when you hear the shuffle of clothing and clicking of your laptop
>you freeze, panicked for a moment until you remember Hazel and Sacha sleep in the safe 
>plus Sacha tends to be a noisy sleeper, but you can see the light of the tv in the living room, meaning your Sig556’s waffegeist is most likely passed out on the couch 

“Oh, G3~”

>you hear moaned from the gun room

‘Oh sweet, Jesus nonexistent Christ ’
>you think as you recognize Hazel’s voice and try not to think about what she might be doing to your laptop

“Dude, the fuck are you doing awake?”
>Sacha mumbles nearly making you jump out of your skin 

>thankfully you keep your composure and only bite your tongue in a panic 

“I heard something.”
>you say quietly as you point to the door with a thumb

“Like wha-“

“Ohhhhhh, G3~”

>both you and Sacha stare at the door after you both clearly her the K98’s waffegeist moaning 

“Uh, should we..?”
>you ask quietly not sure what to do

>when Sacha grabs the door handle and flings it open


>revealing the slumped form of your K98’s waffegeist Hazel. Who is dead asleep, snoring and mumbling in front of the laptop as it plays a youtube video of a G3 being disassembled and cleaned 

>you stare and are not completely sure what to think
>Sacha just rolls her eyes

“Mmm, smooth Swiss furniture...”
>Hazel snores and mumbles out making you and Sacha stare again

“I’ll share the bed if we don’t speak of this ever again.”
>you offer to Sacha 

“Deal.”
>Sacha replies flatly