Just another day >the weather was good enough for a trip to the outdoor range >fucking finally >warm sun, but a nice cold breeze "So just ten mags and a box of 120 cartridges?" >Sacha, your sig556's Waffegeist, asks as you adjust your earpro "Yeah, not much wiggle room in the budget this week." "You can be such a tightwad, bro." "Well excuse me for not having nazi gold in a Swiss bank vault." >you say as you place a sandbag on the bench "Dude, that's some Alex Jones gay frogs conspiracy shit and you know it." "It bugs you so I'll keep saying it." >you reply before you feel Sacha kick your shin making you lurch "Fucking quit that, dude." "I will after you drop the nazi gold jokes." >she counters while stacking the loaded mags on the bench >you roll your eyes and notice some movement off to the side >looking down the walkway you see two people heading down to the range stalls >the guy is average build and height, jeans, t-shirt, sneakers, etc and has a girl attached to his arm >normally seeing a girl attached to a guy's arm would mean gf, but human girls don't normally have tiger ears and tail >she's tall, a bit muscular, and wearing track pants and a track jacket over a tank top "Dude, is that a VEPR?" >Sacha asks you as she leans her head past the booth wall to look "I think so. Probably a 308 or 54R." >you reply, watching the tiger girl stretch while her owner digs out a half dozen short mags from a bag >you and Sacha notice the VEPR walk in close to her owner who has a loaded mag in one hand "Looks like she's got sport furniture." "More than likely with how she's dressed." >Sacha opens her mouth to make a comment but goes quiet as you and her see the VEPR lean in and grip her owners chin >then give him a very hard and deep tongue filled kiss before shifting into her gun form >the man didn't notice you two watching and loads the mag before assuming a firing stance >you are left a little surprised by the little show "Faggots." >Sacha however, as always, remains unimpressed "I swear almost every other rifle wants the dick." "Eh, at least they weren't fucking on the bench." "Dude, gross. Seriously, I don't want to worry about what fluids could be on this bench." >she says with a frown "Alright alright, come on. Let's just ignore the lovey-dovey fags." >you say as you hold your arms open "Good call, bro." >Sacha says with a nod before she hops into your arms and in a flash is in her rifle form >you hum as you load a mag, shoulder your rifle, line up the sights, begin working on your shot placement >between mags Sacha gives advice for tighter groupings and calls you a dipshit for not listening