Hello, connoisseurs of contrived catastrophes, and welcome. I'm Walkeranon, but I also go by Cactus Esteban and 8-Track Maniac, depending on which corner of the /k/sphere you might know me from. So here's a paste I made to compile my interconnected stories for the sake of you, the audience, so you don't get confused. Here it is, in chronological order, with a (S) to denote side stories that explain the plot of the (M) main story. (X) has nothing to do with either. Because I want you, dear reader, to have the full details of what's going on, without breaking the greentext format of the main stories. Or getting silly with exposition about things that the characters should not be able to know about. That type of plot hole really, really grinds my gears. Lastly, there's (AE) which means alternate ending. If you're here to read about seggs with waifus, the sideways shuffle, the creation of new life, the ultimate display of affection that doesn't involve a wedding ring or vows, sticking peepee's in warm holes until the DNA mayonnaise erupts out, this is the right place to be. 1. (S) Pale Riders. https://www.4binz.org/152 Synopsis: The world is going to shit on account of magic portals opening all over. Now, 4 assholes in a missile silo must make the ultimate decision to either follow their orders, or doom America with a clean conscience. 2. (S) Better Late Than Never https://www.4binz.org/157 Synopsis: When you've spent the last 20 years wondering why you feel like you were missing out on something, and then the guy who was supposed to give you that something finally shows up 2 decades late, what's a good 'ol steel-horse-ridin' gal to do? 3. (S) Remember Us On The Field Of Mars https://www.4binz.org/154 Synopsis: As the metaphorical fallout of what the 4 assholes in a missile silo did clears out, a few good and bad men move to take advantage of a shitty situation, in a way that nobody's seen coming since November 3rd, 1762 AD. 4. (M) Scenario A : Journey To The Center Of The City https://www.4binz.org/159 Synopsis: When the world goes to shit, one suburban jackass with a penchant for post-Vietnam guns & gear goes on a quest of revenge that spirals completely out of control in unexpected ways, and must now figure out how he can bring peace to a ruined land, with liberty and justice for all. 5. (M) Scenario B : Walker: The Lone Larper https://www.4binz.org/160 Synopsis: Once upon a time, in the city of San Antonio, Texas, lived a clever wannabe-cowboy meathead named Walker. So when the portals come and the world falls to pieces, he goes on a quest to find his parents only to get roped into the middle of a multi-government-agency open-shooting war. 6. (S) Everyone's Entitled To One Good Scare https://www.4binz.org/155 Synopsis: This story explains just what the fuck IS Eion Wright, and what happened that made him want to hunt down our intrepid hero? (You won't get this story until you get to chapter 5 of Scenario B.) 7. (AE) Scenario B Alternate Ending 1: Walker: The Nineteen-Hour Exodus https://www.4binz.org/167 Synopsis: Walker makes one little different decision from the regular Scenario B. This butterfly effects into making everything even worse for everyone in Bexar County. 8. (S) Budweiser: It's Sheer Perfection! https://www.4binz.org/158 Synopsis: This side story explains just what the fuck is the big deal with the facility that Walker works at. 9. (S) Everybody Wants Into The Crowded Line https://www.4binz.org/156 Synopsis: A work in progress, you won't fully understand the context until I get to finishing the biomedical facility arc of Walker. Basically, a not-so-noble team of cops and soldiers are put together for the express purpose of arresting a certain desk-jockey punk that skipped leg day. 10. (S) A Dog And Her Lamb https://www.4binz.org/448 Completed work, but mostly unrelated to the rest of my stories, despite also being in the Fan/k/asia setting. Synopsis: About thirty-two years after the /K/onvergence, a naive and innocent part-human/part-sheep fruit farmer goes on a psychological baptism by fire into (relative) manhood. 11. (X) A Tale As Old As Time (And Space) A work in progress, utterly unrelated to Fan/k/asia. Synopsis: An indirect fan-sequel to the stories set in Monster Girl Encyclopedia's expanded universe, with some inspiration from Monster Girl Quest. Some time between twenty minutes into the future and next Sunday A.D., the ruling succubi of the monster's world launch an inevitable invasion of planet Earth. Catching most of the world with their pants down, America's best chance to counterattack lies in the hands of the National Security Advisor, who must ice-skate uphill against lewd aliens, the royalty that runs them, insatiable magic mutants, bureaucratic red tape, rogue politicians, a bellicose incubus demigod, the People's Republic of China, and almost nine decades of analog and digital military hardware and software safeguards. It's a huge story, so I separated each arc. Arc One : https://www.4binz.org/450 Arc Two : https://www.4binz.org/451 Arc Three : https://www.4binz.org/452 Arc Four : https://www.4binz.org/453 Arc Five : https://www.4binz.org/544 Arc Six : https://www.4binz.org/601 Arc Seven : WIP Bad Ending : WIP Good Ending : WIP Epilogue : WIP