id: 192
name: Orcslayer
author: Orcslayer
date: 29th January 2021
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>All i see out of the windows of my mustang is black 
>Did i die?
>Did the CIA niggers know what i was doing? 
>Guess it doesn't matter now 
>i stare out into the inky blackness for a long time until i fall asleep
>can you fall asleep if you're dead?

>Wake up to sunlight streaming through my mustang's wind shield
>My cars surrounded on all sides by forest
>Werenotinkansasanymore.jpg
>Decide to do a quick inventory of everything
>Sawn off SxS, mp40, G3, AKM, zweihander, 1911, shit for living off the grid, a ton of schematics and an AT4
>Wait an AT4? when the fuck did i get an AT4?
>Whatever not like I need it wherever I am now
>Just as i'm finishing up I hear a woman scream
>Strap zweihander to my back and grab sawn off
>Full on sprint in direction of scream
>See a large figure holding down an aryan woman and groping her breasts
>my blood fucking boils
>"HEY NIGGER" I scream
>Tackle the nigger to the ground
>Wait
>Niggers normally aren't seven feet tall or have green skin
>Push that thought back it doesn't matter
>All that matters is making this green nigger pay for thinking he can touch an aryan and get away with it
>"WHO DA FUK AR YOU?" the nigger yells
>Ignore him and headbutt him to shut him up
>Wearing a stahlhelm so i don't feel it
>Pull out my sawn off
>Push it to his chest and fire both barrels
>The green nigger starts screaming"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>Holster sawn off and take my zweihander off my back 
>Cease the green nigger's screams
>The green nigger's head rolls over to my feet
>punt it like a football
>turn around
>The woman is lying on the ground awestruck
>Reach out my hand to her "Are you okay?" I ask
>She snaps out of her daze and takes my hand
>"Y-yes I-im fine, thank you" she squeaks out
>Her blonde hair parts and i see a long, slender ear
>wut.jpg
>"So what the fuck is that thing?"
>Gesture to the nigger
>"You don't know what an orc is?" she asks me 
>Wait
>Orc
>Long ears
>Is this fucking lord of the rings or something?
>Was i pulled into a portal or some shit?
>Suddenly memories start flooding back
>I was driving to a mosque to go brenton tarrant on those invaders when some fucking portal appeared in the middle of the road
>Goddammit
>Well at least there are nigger like creatures here 
>WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT
>Im in fantasy world
>I
>CAN
>GET
>20FT
>GF
>fuckyeah.jpg
>but first things first i gotta help out this aryan qt
>"Follow me miss" I say
>"O-okay"
>We're met with an awkward silence on the trek back 
>"Do you have a name miss?" I ask as we head back to my car
>She responds with "It's Brunhilda" 
>"Can i call you Bru?"
>"Umm yeah that's okay" she says in a quiet voice
>Must be afraid of me
>I don't blame her 
>I'd be pretty intimidated of someone that just fucking decapitated an orc in bulky as fuck body armor
>We reach my car
>To my surprise she doesn't freak out or isn't even confused as to what it is 
>Come to think of it she didn't even question what my sawn off was 
>Keep it to myself, was never the best in social situations
>Open the door for Bru
>Get in and start the car
>"so is there a town or something nearby?" I ask
>"Uhmm t-there's a town not too far from here, about five miles east"
>"Okay good" is all i say
>There's a long moment of silence
>Decide to break it
>"So are humans and machinery common here or something because you haven't even questioned my car"
>All she responds with is "Ummm yeah"
>Okay still scared of me
>guess it doesn't really help she hasn't even seen my face
>Whatever not gunna take my gasmask off and get air AIDS
>Plus cool factor
>We get to the town
>There are /k/ommandos fucking everywhere
>They look dirt fucking poor though
>As in fucking emaciated
>Feel the urge to p u r g e 
>There has to be a bounty board or something around here
>Just ask a bunch of /k/ommandos if there is an orc camp or something here
>They all look at me like im insane
>Apparently these orc niggers have been terrorizing the town for years, stealing crops, gold, you name it
>There isn't even a reward for taking out the camp because nobody will do it
>well nobody WOULD do it
>Until now
>Get in car 
>Pop in my Pantera album
>"RRRREPENT" I sing along to the song as i swerve to hit a goblinigger "HOLD YOUR MOUTH FOR THE WAR"
>CRUNCH
>Fuck that sounded nice

>Sit in my car about a mile away from the camp thinking about whether i should go loud or quiet
>Fuck it im going loud as shit
>Get my gear in front with me 
>G3, sawn off, 1911, and zweihander
>Start up car
>thisiswherethefunbegins.jpg
>Put car in gear and speed towards the camp
>Ram right through the front gate 
>Crush at least five orcniggers eating dinner
>I n  f r o n t  o f  t h e  f u c k i n g  g a t e
>Fucking orcniggers
>Grab G3 and hop out of car
>Spot a group of orcs rushing me 
>Switch on the giggle switch and mow the niggers down
>BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>Brenton Tarrant would be proud of me
>Feel something big hit me in the back
>Fall over
>Orcnigger picks me up by my neck
>Can't fucking breathe 
>Grab sawn off out of it's holster 
>Splatter the nigger's brains out all over the wall
>Take the moment of silence to reload the sawn off and G3 and move on
>Walk down long hallway
>Pass an open door
>Hear crying
>UhOh
>Go into room
>Fucking filled with cages containing little aryan girls
>Oh these niggers are gonna pay
>Walk out into hallway with a renewed rage coursing through my veins
>Come to a large throne room?
>Well what would be considered a throne room for orcniggers
>Fucking giant of an orcnigger sitting on a throne made of bones and scrap metal
>"IM GUNNA RIP YER GUTS OUT 'N WEAR EM LIKE A BELT"
>Okay orcnigger
>Let out a burst from the G3 While the nigger charges me
>Smacks the G3 out of my hands like it's a toy
>Sends me flying into the wall behind me at fucking mach five
>Draw 1911 and magdump into orcnigger's chest
>Nigger just shrugs it off
>Draw sawn off
>Wait for the nigger to charge me 
>Put a basketball sized hole in the niggers chest
>He hits the ground with a heavy THUD
>Decapitate the nigger with my zweihander
>Gonna need proof that I killed the nigger

>After im done decapitating the orcnigger I hear soft crying coming from a room behind the throne
>Kick open door G3 at the ready
>My jaw drops
>What I find is a 20ft tall aryan woman dressed in cloth tatters tied up and crying 
>YES.ogg
>Call out to the woman
>"Hey are you alright?" I ask
>"W-who's t-there?" she timidly whispers
>"It's okay, I'm here to help." I respond
>Cut the ropes with my zweihander
>As soon as she's free she pulls me into a bearhug sobbing 
>"Oh t-thank you, thank you so much" she says between sobs
>Luckily she can't see how red my face is through my gasmask
>Was never very good with women
>Also can't breathe
>After a long while she finally breaks the bearhug
>Finally I can breathe again
>"Hey do you mind if I ask your name?"
>She nods and mumbles something intelligible 
>"What did you say? I didn't hear you." 
>"Erika" she squeaks
>"Huh?"
>"I-it's Erika, my name"
>Respond with "Oh, I-I-I-I'm Anon" 
>Fuck im such a sperg
>"That's a nice name"
>"Y-y-you too"
>Turn around 
>"One more thing before we go" I say as we're walking down the hallway
>"we need to get these kids to town"
>We release the little kids
>They thank us
>Before I can ask them anything they just fucking run off into the forest
>wut.jpg
>Loot the place
>Find a fucking carl gustav recoiless rifle being used as a bong
>Only orcniggers
>Wait
>Something chambered in 75mm isn't that useful to me
>but Erika is 20ft tall
>idea.jpg
>"Hey Erika"
>"Yes? What is it?" she says as shes looking through an orcnigger loot pile
>Her jaw drops
>"I-is t-that a-a carl gustav recoiless rifle?"
>Her legs are fucking shaking
>Drip
>I-is she? I-I think she is
>okay.jpg
>"Well I think we should get going" I say slinging my G3 over my shoulder
>Erika doesn't say anything just nods while fingerfucking her rifle
>Get to my car 
>That's crashed into the wall
>Fuck
>"Ummm Erika"
>"Yes?"
>"My cars kindof uhh how do I put it, fucked?"
>"Oh I could carry you, do you have anything in there?"
>YESYESYESYESYESYESYES
>"Uhhhhh yeah let me grab it." I pause "It would probably be best if you had something to carry it around in" I think aloud
>"Oh I can just make it" Erika says
>Wut
>In fucking five minutes flat she makes a backpack from the deer skin the niggers had lying around fucking everywhere
>Stop staring at how fast she's moving and get to work taking everything out from my car
>Pat the Hood
>"I'll be back soon, don't you worry"
>Erika puts everything in her pack
>"You ready to go hon?"
>"Huh? Oh y-yeah," "i-it's not like im talking to my car or anything" I mumble
>She picks me up
>Sets me on her shoulder
>This is nice

>Wake up in a strange place
>Reach for sawn off
>"Oh you're awake, how was your nap?"
>Sudden realization of where I am
>I'm in Erika's arms
>...
>I'M IN ERIKA'S ARMS
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Fight the urge to spill my spaghetti everywhere
>"Wha-where are we?" I manage to get out
>"You fell asleep and I didn't want to disturb you"
>"Oh ... well let's get going then"

>I'm on her shoulder again
>"So what made you want to slaughter a bunch of orcs anon? Not that im opposed to it at all" She asks me
>"Because they were orcs"
>She turns her head towards me on her shoulder "Reason enough" 
>She shrugs

>After a long while of walking Erika stops to take a break and sets me down
>"Let's just rest here for a little bit okay?" she says sitting down and leaning against a tree
>"Alright, I'm gonna go stretch my legs."
>She nods and shuts her eyes
>Walking around after sitting on a giant girls shoulder for three hours feels really nice
>Hear a stick snap
>Whirl around in direction of the sound
>It's an orcnigger
>We stare at each other for a long moment
>I draw my sawn off 
>Splatter the orcnigger all over a tree
>Hear running and orcniggers yelling
>Draw 1911
>Level it at the head of the orcnigger closest to me
>click
>fuck.wav
>Holster 1911 and sprint in direction of Erika
>Can hear the orcniggers huffing and puffing behind me
>"ERIKAAAAAAA"
>Hear loud as shit stomping coming towards me
>Almost shit myself until i remember Erika's 20ft tall
>She sees the orcniggers and her eyes go red
>I think i did shit myself
>She runs over and stomps the orcniggers into a fine paste
>what was white is now covered in red and what was green is now red
>Her face changes from an expression of pure primal rage to that of a caring mother when she directs her attention to me
>"Are you okay Anon?"
>"Uhhh I uhhh y-yeah"

>We set off again for town
>Walking
>Walking 
>Walking
>Fuck this is taking a lot longer than it took coming to the camp 
>"Erika do you know where were going?" I ask her
>"Yes, we should be coming up on town just after this hill"
>Oh
>Fuck
>Now I feel retarded
>We get into town by dusk
>Not too many people still awake 
>Surprised that Erika's walking around hasn't woken many of the townspeople up
>Come up to the Mayor's office 
>Knock on the door
>To my surprise someone actually opens the door
>"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NIGGERS WANT? YOU'VE ALREADY TAKEN ALL WE HAVE!"
>Who I assume to be the mayor comes out of the office with an ithaca pointed right at my head
>"I took care of your orc problem" I calmly state while staring down the barrel of his gun
>"Wait you're not an orc" he says as he lowers his shotgun
>"Yeah, I'm not" I say as I unhook the chief orcnigger head from my belt that i took from the camp
>"Here" 
>Drop the head on the ground
>His jaw drops
>"W-Wha H-How" he stammers, struggling to find the words
>"I killed them all"
>"W-Well how can i repay you?"
>Just as I was about to answer him I hear a scream peirce through the town
>"You can repay me later, but for now get ready"
>Dash outside to be met with an orcnigger 
>No time to unsling my G3, I give the nigger a right hook to the jaw
>Knocks the nigger onto the ground 
>Raise my boot over the nigger's head just as the nigger starts to wake up
>See the fear in it's eye's as I bring my boot down with a satisfying crunch
>"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
>Wheel around in time to see an orcnigger fly through the air at mach speed and collide with another nigger that was charging me from behind
>Look to where the amazing flying nigger came from 
>Of course it was Erika 
>She smiles and waves at me before punting an orcnigger like a football
>That's my girl
>Unsling my G3 and start gunning down any orcnigger I see
>Not like I wasn't going to do that anyway
>One nigger, Two nigger, Three nigger, four
>This is a little too easy
>Which is kind of making me uneasy
>That's when I hear it
>THUD ... THUD ... THUD
>Fuck
>Knew it wasn't going to be this easy
>One big ugly fuckin nigger comes into view 
>At least thirty feet tall
>Double fuck
>"ERIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" I Scream
>She comes stomping over 
>"What's going on Anon?"
>Point at the giant orcnigger 
>"See that giant orcnigger? I need you to kill it, I'll see if I can help you but don't count on it"
>Her eyes light up and she gets a wicked grin "Got it"
>She sprints off towards the orcnigger
>Goddamn does that girl scare me sometimes 
>Spot a Munitions shop across the street
>There's probably something I could use to help Erika in there
>As I get over to the shop an orcnigger tries tackling me
>Grab his waist and between his legs and flip him
>American History X his nigger ass
>Open door to the shop and am met once again with the barrel of a shotgun
>"Don't worry I'm not a nigger"
>The shotgun is lowered from my face
>An old dwarf stands in front of me
>"Who the fuck are you? Haven't seen you around bef-"
>An explosion outside cuts him off
>"I don't think that really matters right now"
>"Listen there's a giant orcnigger outside and I need something heavy enough to take it down"
>The old dwarf thinks for a second "alright right this way"
>Follow the dwarf to a backroom
>Sitting on the wall is an MG42 
>Sitting next to the MG42 is a stockpile of exploding 7.92x57
>thisiswherethefunbegins.jpeg
>Begin salivating in my mask
>"I-I-It's beautiful"
>"heheh yep it sure is, it's also your's"
>NIGGERWHAT
>Wheel around towards the dwarf
>"WHAT"
>"it's yours, take it"
>I'm just standing there like a retard
>"See if you don't take it we'll all probably die, then it'll be of no use to anyone, so take it"
>"I uhhh, thank you" I say as I grab the MG42 off of it's pedistal and run off with a couple belts of ammo strapped to my back
>Climb up the building to get a better view of the area 
>Look over to where Erika ran off
>Oh Fuck
>The nigger has her on the ground and is choking her out
>I take in a deep breath
>"ERIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET DOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN"
>She looks over at me, gets the message and shrinks down as small as she can
>Open up with the MG42
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
>The nigger is torn to fucking shreds
>I hope to god i didn't hit Erika
>The orcnigger starts moving again 
>Get ready to let another burst out from the MG42
>The orcnigger rolls over 
>waht.jpg
>Erika pulls herself up from under the orcnigger 
>She runs over to me
>Picks me up
>Hugs me so hard I feel my chest crack
>"THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUITHOUGHTIWASGOINGTODIEANDNEVERGETTOSEEYOUAGAIN"
>She's talking so fast I can't even understand her 
>All I can manage to get out is a quiet "erika"
>"THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU"
>"ERIKA" I somehow manage to yell before I pass out
>"Huh?" is all I hear is before I pass out

>"Anon?" 
>"Anon, wake up"
> ...
>"ANON WAKE UP!"
>Jolt upright 
>Am momentarily blinded from the bright sun
>"I'M UP I'M UP"
>Wait a second, why am I laying on the ground?
>Oh yeah I passed out because Erika was hugging me hard enough to cut off my oxygen 
>Still kind of hard to breathe
>"Are you okay Anon? you passed out after I hugged you too hard"
>"Y-Yeah I'm fine"
>I try to stand and fall over
>Erika catches me
>"Here let me help you"
>With Erika's help I stand once again
>The Mayor walks over to me and Erika 
>"I don't think I ever caught your name during our little talk mister ..."
>"Anon, it's Anon" I reach my hand out to him
>He shakes my hand "Well I'm not sure how I could thank you mister Anon, especially after you take care of the orc camp that's been harrassing us for years and then protect the town from an orc attack"
>I look over at Erika
>"I'm sure could think of a few things"
>"Great! Name your price"
>I ask the mayor to get my car fixed, an SS uniform, stahlhelm and upscaled KAR98 for Erika, and more ammo
>"Consider it done! It might take a while for some of the things to be ready but they will get done! I'll make sure of it"
>"Alright thank you"

ffw a year

>"RAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH"
>I raise the pipe over my head and bring it down onto the nigger's head
>Pick my MG42 back up
>Reload
>Kick the door open
>Begin unloading into the orcniggers
>They start firing back
>Kick table over and take cover
>They outnumber me at least five to one
>Pick up a rock off the ground
>Hope this works
>Throw it over the table at the orcniggers
>they start screaming "GRENADE" and dive away
>Fuckyeah.jpeg
>Jump out of cover while they all run away from the "grenade"
>Light them the fuck up
>What was once a bunch of orcniggers is now a bloody red and green pile of gore
>Nice
>Walk past mirror
>Covered in nigger blood
>Fuck
>Erika's going to be pissed at me
>This is the fifth time shes going to have to clean my armor this week
>Oh well
>Step out of the splintered remains of what used to be a door
>Get in my Interceptor
>Reverse out of the nigger camp
>Turn on my tunes
>"YOU'RE MAKING US RRRRRRRRRRR FUCKING HOSTILE"
>Crank up the volume
>Gonna be a bit of a drive home so might as well enjoy it
>See a pack of orcniggers in defensive positions
>They heard pantera in the distance and knew what was up
>Pick up my MG42 from the passenger seat
>Start firing while im driving
>Set the MG down once I get close enough to the group
>Pull a frag out from my pouch
>Toss it out the Passenger side window
>Stick my arm out the window and clothesline a scrawny looking orcnigger
>Hear a loud crunch
>All in a days work
>Finally arrive at home
>Pull in the driveway
>My interceptor looks like an RC car compared to the house 
>That's what happens when you're married to a giant i guess
>Can smell her cooking from the car
>Makes my mouth fucking water
>Pretty much float out of the car into the house to see what smells so damn good
>Erika's standing at her giant pot making what looks like a stew 
>She begins to speak while turning to face me "Hi honey how was your da-"
>She stops as she sees me covered in blood and bits of orc and looks a little mad
>*sigh*"That's the fifth time this week, one more time and you're sleeping in your own bed"
>She points towards the laundry room "Go take it off, i'll clean it up after dinner"
>Glad I was lucky enough to get off with just that I set my armor down in the laundry room
>Climb up the ladder to our dinner table to find my mini dinner table was already set up
>I don't know how she's so good at being a wife but I'm not going to question it
>She's made a delicious deer stew 
>I can tell it's deer because i can see the hide hanging over by the pot
>"So what happened? How'd you get so bloody and dirty?" she asks me
>"Nigger tried to rush me, threw me against the wall, I saw a pipe lying by me so i picked it up and smashed his skull in"
>"Good job!" she pats me on the head
>"But you can't let them get that close! You should find something shorter than your MG42 or G3 for room clearing, like maybe an SBR'd G3? or maybe a short FAL?"
>"Yeah that's a good idea, I'll look into that"
>We finish up dinner and go sit on the couch 
>"What should we watch tonight"?
>"Let's watch Jinroh"
>"Sounds good"
>Halfway through the movie I begin to doze off when i hear the doorbell ring
>areyoufuckingkiddingme
>"I'll get it"
>Hop down from the couch and grab my 1911
>Can never be too careful
>Unlock and open the door to find a familiar looking elf standing nervously in the doorway
>"Brunhilda?"
>"I-Is this the Orcslayer's house? Is he here?"
>"Yes this is the Orcslayer's house, you're speaking to him"
>"O-oh, I-I need to talk to you"
>"Ok come inside"
>"Erika we have a guest"
>"Oh? Who is it?"
>"An elf I saved awhile ago"
>Direct Brunhilda towards the table
>After she takes a seat I ask what she needs to talk to me about
>She proceeds to tell me that while she was gone her village was taken over by humans, orcs and goblins. Who after taking over promptly started enslaving the villagers for unknown purposes...
>Probably as sex slaves
>"What?"
>"I know, it's strange. The orcs and goblins seem to be working under the humans"
>"Well if orcs are involved then im going"
>"If you're spotted then they might use the villagers as hostages so you should stay out of sight
>snakethisisastealthmission
>Get out of my seat and collect my gear
>Feel a hand on my shoulder
>"Wait I want to be of help"
>Turn around to face her
>"Well what can you do?"
>"I'm a good marksman"
>"Do you have a rifle?"
>"N-No"
>Walk into my armory and grab my kar98k and hand it to her
>"Will this work?"
>"Y-yes this will be fine"
>Change out my 1911 for a suppressed Mk23 since this is a stealth mission, at least it will be at the start
>"Then let's go"
>I begin to walk out the door but stop to say goodbye to Erika
>"Erika we're going out to hit an orc camp be back sometime soon"
>"Okay honey have fun"
>As I'm walking out the door she picks me up getting my full attention
>"Make sure to come back in one piece"
>She says as she gives me a kiss almost covering my whole head
>She sets me back on the ground with a pat on the head
>"Will do"
>Step out of the doorway and make my way over to the interceptor where Brunhilda is waiting, kar98k slung over her shoulder
>Open my door and get in
>"Well are you coming?"
>"I-I was waiting for you"
>"Well then let's go"
>By the time we make it to the village It's pitch black out
>We get out of the car and make our way to a vantage point on a hill overlooking the village
>Pull out a pair of binoculars from one of my side pouches
>Giant walls made of wooden logs encircle the village
>Guard towers on the inside and outside of the wall 
>Orcs, goblins and greasy, scrawny humans 
>Goblins guarding the front gates
>Direct my attention to the center of the camp where I noticed a flagpole
>Look up the flagpole and nearly crush my binoculars from pure rage
>Sitting on top of the flagpole as if mocking me with it's mere existence is a giant USSR flag
>These motherfuckers are dead 
>Unholster my Mk23 and start down the hill before turning to Brunhilda
>”Don't start firing until you hear me open up with this” motioning to my MG42
>"Got it"
>Make my way down the hill and to the wall of the village
>Creep low and keep close to the wall
>Struggling to make out where the guards are 
>Wait
>I reach up on the side of my mask and flip on the NVGs
>Forgot I had those
>Now I can see much more clearly
>Take in my surroundings 
>I'm pretty much on top of the fucking gobbo
>oh
>Slowly stand up behind the guard
>Clamp my hand over it's mouth and pop his buddy in the head with my sidearm
>Then direct my attention towards my captive
>These commies will get no mercy and absolutely no sympathy from me
>Twist the gobs head around slowly until I hear a loud POP
>Unceremoniously drop the dead gob on the ground
>Pick up both bodies and toss them into the tall grass
>I scale the wall by grabbing onto the sides of the logs and shimmying my way up the log
>Hop over the top of the wall 
>Land on an unsuspecting human 
>He’s dead on impact
>Drag the body behind some shack looking building
>I creep around looking for where the elves are being held prisoner
>Find a lone guard leaning against the wall 
>Come up behind him and clamp my hand around his mouth while pressing my sidearm against the side of his head
>He begins to thrash and struggle
>I tighten my grip and he gets the message and stops struggling
>”Now i'm going to take my hand off your mouth and your going to tell me where you’re holding the elves, if you scream I blow your brains out”
>”I-If i tell you what i want will you spare me?”
>”sure kid”
>”o-ok they’re being held over there” he points to a large town hall looking building”
>”Alright well a promise is a promise, i’m not gonna kill ya”
>Take my Mk23 and smack him in the side of the head knocking him out
>“Never said anything about knocking you out though”
>Pick him up and stuff him in a dumpster 
>Start making my way over to the town hall building 
>Two guards out front … fuck
>Guess I gotta look for a back door
>Head around to the back
>Two guards in the back
>Double fuck
>Run up behind the first guard while unsheathing my zweihander and hit him with a haymaker, my fist connecting at mach speed with a loud crunch
>The second guard wheels around and gets impaled by my zweihander
>Pull the sword out from the guard and slash the neck of the first guard still recovering
>Make my way into the building disemboweling any resistance im met with
>Come to a hallway 
>Hear talking coming from the room next to me
>Walk over to the doorway but stop when i notice an elf girl in a cage
>I quietly whistle to her to get her attention
>Her eyes snap to me
>Gesture to the wall where I hear the voices and move my hand up and down to ask higher or lower and press my MK23 to the wall
>The elf girl lowers her hand and keeps it there 
>Empty the mag into the wall 
>”OH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK”
>Drop the mag, reload, and unsheath my zweihander
>Commie runs out of the room and I thrust my sword into his chest
>It goes clean through and impales him 
>Kick his body off the blade and wipe the blood off
>Holster my sidearm and walk into the room
>The whole village is here locked up in cages
>About 30 villagers
>Shoot the locks off each cage
>All the elves are practically brimming with joy from being rescued 
>One large orb’d elf walks up to me and presses her orbs against my chest
>”Thank you for saving us mister whatever could we do to repay you?”
>Push the elf hoe away 
>Don’t have no time for elf thots 
>”Can you all fight?
>One elf male walks up
>”Yes we can but we have no weapons 
>”Well let’s go take a visit to their armory
>Walk out of the room with the elves in tow 
>Get to the armory 
>All types of mosins, AKs, RPKs, RPDs 
>The elf male who I learn is the chief grabs a cut down RPD
>”You sure you can handle that? I ask the chief
>”Of course I can this is my weapon” he retorts
>Well damn
>Once all the elves are finished up I unsling my MG42
>”Well let’s get out of here
>We make our way down the hallway 
>I stop the elves when I hear voices from the other side of the wall to my right
>I level my MG42 at waist height and spray the length of the wall
>All the voices in the room have gone silent
>Proceed forward
>Now the whole camp is sure to be alerted of our presence 
>Round a corner at the end of the hallway
>About 10 very angry looking orcs
>Let out a burst from my MG hitting one in the chest and cutting another in half then take cover around the corner 
>The chief elf runs past me and rips a whole belt from his RPD into the orcs 
>He looks at me confused 
>”Why are you just standing there? I thought you were supposed to be the one saving us.”
>I stand there stunned 
>”Well I assumed I would have had to babysit all of you but I stand corrected.” I say while pulling another belt from my pouch
>Run down the corridor past the orc bits to the front entrance of the building 
>Slinging my MG42 on my back and unholstering my sawn off I kick the doors open and splatter the two guard’s heads like watermelons
>Break open the shotgun and reload the shells, the spent shells falling to the ground
>Holster the sawn off and unsling my MG42
>BOOM
>I Hit the dirt as a shell buries itself into the wall to my left 
>Look to my right and there’s a fucking T34 standing in my way
>The T34 opens up with it’s machine gun, it’s rounds shredding the opened doors
>”GET BACK IN THE BUILDING NOW” I scream while backpedaling into the building
>”WHAT’S GOING ON?” The elf chief screams at me over the machine gun fire 
>”THERE’S A FUCKING TANK OUTSIDE, BUT I GOT A PLAN”
>I motion to the other elves 
>”ALL OF YOU STAY HERE AND HOLD THIS POSITION, WE’RE GONNA GO TAKE CARE OF THAT TANK”
>The elves nod in confirmation
>”CHIEF YOU COME WITH ME”
>I take off down the hallway, elf chief in tow 
>Round a corner and come to a section of the hallway with a door to my left
>Hear goblin chittering down the hallway
>Stop and motion to the elf to follow me into the door
>It’s an empty room save for a table 
>Perfect 
>Flip the table over and rip one of the legs off
>Toss the leg to the elf
>”It’s just goblins, save your ammo”
>Wait until the excited chittering of the goblins reaches the wall 
>Punch through the wall and close my fist around one of the goblin’s necks 
>Pull the gob through the wall and smash his head on the floor
>Jump through the hole I made and unholster my shotgun
>There’s about three commies and ten terrified gobbos waiting for me in the hallway
>One of the goblins lunges for my neck with it’s rock shiv, but ends up just bouncing off my shoulder plate
>Grab the goblin by the neck and level the shotgun towards on of the commies
>Blow the soy creatures knee off 
>Crush the goblins neck at throw it at one of the commies, knocking him over
>By this point the elf comes out of the hole in the wall and begins bludgeoning the goblins one by one
>I take aim at the commie that didn’t get hit by the goblin and splatter him 
>Run up to the commie that was knocked over and stomp his skull in
>The elf has killed all the goblins save for one 
>Walk up to the goblin that’s currently pissing itself while I wind up my arm
>Smash the goblin’s head into the wall