>god this summer fucking sucks.
>nothing but heat, boomers, and literally nothing to do.
>its a pretty small quiet town, not many people in my neighborhood.
>well, at least until THEY moved in.
>a fucking flock of flying rats.
>harpies.
>they are the worst goddamn neighbors i have ever had.
>loud, annoying, wont stop trying to find ways to piss me off.
>and they do it on purpose too.
>they know its making me angry, but they do it anyway to get to me. 
>all three of them.
>basically here's the rundown:
>harpy family moves in next door to me.
>dad is never home, i think he goes in long business trips.
>mom cant really control her "kids" in any way, leaving them to pick on me.
>and i say "kids" loosely, considering their as old as i am.
>all three of them girls.
>the oldest, we'll just call her velka, is the ringleader.
>she torments me in so many fucking ways it hurts.
>stealing my clothes of the clothesline.
>blasting loud music when she knows i'm trying to sleep.
>leaving her window open towards mine and taunting me.
>and last but not least, teasing me with sexual advances.
>she knows i wont go for her, and it makes her try even harder.
>but she'll never admit it.
>in fact she's doing it right now, as i'm trying to eat my toast.
>pressed up against my sliding door, cawing.
>"CAW, anon..let me in..CAW".
>"yeah that's gonna be a hard NO from me dude" i reply.
>she keeps pressing up on the window, trying to get me to look at her breast.
>i just keep eating, hoping she'll go away soon.
>"you're no fun bitch.." she said before blowing on the glass and drawing a dick and balls.
>and then just flew away.
>you see the shit i have to put up with ?





>later in the day now, i can finally get some yard work done.
>my garden is coming along nice, lots of little carrots and lettuce.
>this might be a nice day.
>just me, my yard, and my garden.
>and not a thing in the world can ruin it right now.
>"HEY ANON CATCH ME !".
>spoke too soon.
>turn around to see velka dive-bombing me.
>she lands on my shoulder with a thud, nearly knocking me over.
>"hey, watch it !".
>"oh come on anon, stop being such a whiny bitch". she said while messing up my hair with her wings.
>she's not super heavy, at least light enough to sit on my shoulders.
>"can you get off me ?!".
>"but why would i do that ?" she replied, "i love seeing your reactions".
>why me ?.
>"ya get him big sis !".
>oh great.
>turn to see her other two sisters on my fence, cheering her on.
>of course they look the same as velka.
>tanned, messy short black hair, jorts, and t-shirts.
>"smack his fucking ass sis !".
>oh hell no.
>velka jumps off my shoulders are starts just jumping around me.
>"can you just let me garden ?!"
>she keeps backing me into corners, pocking me.
>"please ?!".
>"why ? wadya gonna do ? cry ?" she replied.
>i didn't want to, but fuck.
>its the only way.
>"huh, you gonna cry anon ?"
>i reach for the garden hose.
>"come on anon, cry for me bitch !"
>and turn on the hose to blast her bird ass.
>"wait what are you doi-ARHGHH !".
>just keep the hose on her.
>maybe now she'll stop fucking with me.
>turn it off finally. 
>i want to scare her, not hurt her.
>completely soaked, head to toe, she doesn't look so threatening now.
>"ok, now. can you please let me garden ?".
>she just starts laughing instead.
>the fuck ?
>"i didn't know you were such a perv anon, trying to get me in a wet t-shirt ?".
>"just let m get out of this tight....wet...shirt..."
>she's doing some kind of strip tease i guess.
>not gonna work pal.
>her big tanned tits flop out of her shirt with a "flop".
>well...
>maybe i wont spray her right away.
>covers them again with her wings, before unhooking her jorts and letting them fall.
>uh..
>i didn't know she was so....shapely..?
>"well loser, you like what you see ?" she said, striking a pose.
>"nope". i replied.
>hose goes back on at max power.
>blast her again until she picks up her clothes.
>"fuck you anon, you're such a bitch !".
>"this is a family neighborhood, keep your damn clothes on".
>ready the hose again.
>"now get out of my backyard before i blast you again".
>she just gives me the stink eye before she and her sisters fly back.
>hear a faint "you little shit" before they go back in their house.
>ugh...
>finally.
>now, my garden.





>god, homegrown carrots and veggies make dinner much better.
>well, as soon as i actually finish it.
>just me, alone, making dinner.
>ahhh.
>suddenly hear a loud ass noise from next door.
>of course.
>of course its them.
>run upstairs to my window.
>open it to see what it is.
>right across the from my house, is velka and her sisters bedroom window open.
>their blasting green day from huge speakers.
>of course the speakers are pointed my way.
>"HEY !" i yell, leaning out the window.
>they are still rocking out ignoring me.
>maybe they want me to pay attention.
>"HEY, CAN YOU TURN IT DOWN !?".
>velka runs to the window, leaning out to meet me.
>'WHY DONT YOU COME OVER AND MAKE ME ?!" she yelled back, giving me a smug grin.
>shut up
>please shut the fuck up.
>"WADYA GONNA DO ANON ? COME OVER HERE AND HOLD ME DOWN ? MAYBE HAVE YOUR WAY WIT-".
>i shut my window before she can finish.
>well, only one thing to do now.
>go bother their mom.
>i've had to do it in the past, and it made them chill out for a few days.
>such is life here.
>get my sandals on and walk over to their house.
>at least its not too late, their mom probably cant sleep either.
>knock on the door, and wait a few moments.
>the door open and-
>oh fuck.
>its velka.
>"well well well anon, did you decide to take me up on my offer ?".
>step back a bit.
>"you'd be less a LOSER if you did.."
>fuck this.
>"no, i came over here to tell you to turn down the fucking music".
>"oh why ? is anon being a little bitch ? cant handle some loud music ?".
>really nigga ?.
>"no because i'm trying to make dinner and you are fucking with me for no reason !".
>she just grins smugly.
>"well i'm not fucking WITH you anon, but we can always change that heheh" she giggles.
>really ?
>right now ?
>"ok look here velka, i'm not trying to fuck you. lets get that straight". 
>she just keeps looking at me, grinning.
>"second, you and your sisters keep trying to fuck with me, you're lucky i haven't called the cops on your ass".
>"yeah, but your too much of a fucking pussy to do that" she replies.
>look behind her and see her two sisters on the stairs.
>"HEY ANON, ARE YOU COMING OVER ?" one says.
>what the fuck ?
>"NAH, HE'S TOO SCARED TO DO THAT" i hear the other shoot back.
>whatever.
>i'm done dealing with this.
>"whatever velka, just leave the music down, ok ?".
>"or what ?" she replies.
>"yup, your right, i wont do anything !" i snap back
I leave without turning to see her reaction. 
>fuck this shit is tiring.
>get back to my house, and upstairs to my room.
>dont hear any music though.
>weird....
>go to close the window and hear....crying ?
>lean out to get a closer look at whatever is making it.
>its coming from velkas room.
>the hell.
>velka is on her bed, crying.
>did i do that ?
>just laying on her stomach, bawling into her pillow.
>well...she deserved it, and...well...
>see her sisters in the room trying to console her.
>one of them shoots me dagger eyes, and closes the blinds.
>am i the bully now ?




>ok, new day.
>maybe today will go better.
>feel kind of guilty about last week, but at least i haven't been bothered since then.
>well, she shouldn't have kept messing with me if she didn't want me to shoot back.
>go out to my table in the backyard.
>finally, just me, my book, and my-
>hear a flapping and ruffle of feather behind me.
>fuck my life into pieces.
>"did'ya miss me ?" i hear in a smug tone.
>great.
>turn around, and yup.
>its her.
>"velka, what do you want ?".
>she smiles that same evil looking grin.
>"oh, what do I want ?".
>bad choice of words.
>"well if i had to ask, i'd say i want you".
>uh
>what ?
>"uh, i don't know what you mean by that.." i reply.
>she chuckles a bit, giving me the same look as before.
>"oh come on dude, i know you're not that fucking stupid" she said, putting her feet on the table.
>not my table.
>"you fucking know what i mean, why the hell do you think i bothered you for months on end ?".
>"i just thought you were just being annoying..." i reply.
>she throws her head back, letting out a huge laugh.
>"oh that is rich anon" she said, getting off the chair.
>don't patronize me.
>she walks up to me, looking up at me.
>"i came here to ask you something, if its not too much trouble..".
>yeah ok shorty.
>"how do i know this isn't you messing with me again ?" i ask.
>like i'm going to let her call me a retard again.
>she gets closer to me, brushing her wings against my chest.
>"ok look, do you want me to tell you or not fuckhead ?" she said.
>"do i have to ?".
>she grins, pushing on me even more.
>she's not very tall, but she is a bit more...bountiful in other areas.."
>"come on anon, i know you aren't so stupid that you cant take a hint, or maybe you're just a pussy bitch ?".
>really ?
>REALLY ?
>"tell me what it is right now before i go get the hose again".
>she just grins even more.
>"man anon, didn't know you wanted to punish me more, get me all wet again..".
>there she goes again.
>turning my words against me.
>"ok here it is. my house, tomorrow, and bring a swimsuit".
>uh
>"for what ?" i reply.
>she backs away from me, before getting ready to fly off.
>"oh, you'll see, heh".
>she then flies beck to her bedroom window, almost missing it.
>dumbass.




>well, tomorrow has finally come.
>now i get to find out what velka had planned.'
>hopefully this means she will stop messing with me.
>at least i brought my boardshorts.
>knock on their door, and i hear the shuffling on feathers behind it.
>typical.
>the door open, and its velka.
>in a swimsuit.
>"oh, hey there anon.." she said slyly.
>not tricking me with that you thot
>although, i have to admit.
>she fills it out nicely.
>her tanned, dark curves leave little to the imagination.
>and the swimsuit top just barely covers her huge breast.
>"aaannnon, you spacing out there ?".
>she waves her wings in front of me, giggling.
>"well, are you going to step inside, or what ?" she asks.
>"or do i need to tell a virgin like you how to do everything ?".
>oh great here we go again.
>"velka just tell me what you needed". 
>she gives ma that sadistic grin again.
>"well..i wanted to to come over to use our pool, like a pool party. it is summer after all.."
>somehow i don't buy that.
>"ok fine velka, here's the deal. you stop bothering me, and i'll go easier on you, ok ?".
>her eyes light up with excitement.
>"DEAL !" she says, gripping me in a death grip hug.
>"maybe you're not so much of a loser after all, but i still need you to prove it to me.." she adds.
>"huh ?".
>he pulls me into the house, before slamming the door.
>she climbs into my shoulders, sitting on them.
>"go forward anon, to the pool !" she says, pointing her wings.
>the shit i have to put up with.
>its kind of hard to balance with her on me.
>"come one anon, grab my thighs, unless you're too much of a virgin for that..".
>fine, she wants me to go further.
>she'll get it.
>stop halfway before the sliding doors to the pool.
>fling her off my shoulders and on to the big couch.
>"ooooh anon, what are you going to do to me ?" she ask, sarcasm dripping in her voice.
>hold her down with one hand, while i pull off her top with my other.
>"what i should have done a while ago. showed you what happens when you don't respect someone".
>despite me trying to act "intimidating", she still has a smug, horny grin on her face.
>fuck.
>can she really see through me like that ?
>"well well, finally showing some confidence ?" she says.
>i have no words.
>"uh, yeah...yeah i-i am...".
>this is way harder than it was in my head.
>did i go too far ?
>"so what are you going to do to me ? VIRGIN" she spat back at me.
>"fine ! here's what i'm going to do !".
>flip her over on her stomach, pushing her down into it.
>"oof, i thought you were more romantic than this anon.." velka says, still grinning.
>slowly slide her bikini bottoms off, leaving me her bare ass.
>its a nice plump heart shape, complete with a nice dark tan.
>oh she gonna get it for all the times she teased me.
>get up behind her on the couch, and start kneading her thicc ass.
>her breathing changes from normal to heavy.
>"keep doing that anon it-unf..feels really good".
>what the hell happened ?
>this isn't the same girl as before.
>her head is facing the side, letting me get a good look at her face.
>her eyes are rolling back in her head, and she's drooling a bit.
>all from a butt massage ?
>suddenly she uses her talons to grab me and flip me over.
>this ends with me under her on the couch.
>"hehehehhe, i see you've fallen into my trap, you stupid virgin.." she giggles.
>oh god.
>she was merely pretending.
>"you really think i'd let you gain the upper hand so easy ?".
>she gets really close to me, leaning into my ear.
>"this is payback for making me cry yesterday.." she wisper's
>she starts peppering my neck and cheeks with small, light kisses.
>what the ?
>"uh, velka...whats this about..?" i ask.
>sh stops for a second, a dreamy look on her face.
>"your all mine now anon, you should know this by now" she replies, smiling.
>this is such a change from the velka i've known.
>"known what ?".
>i'm so confused.
>"she leans close to my face again.
>"when a harpy girl likes someone, she will bully and tease him, until she kidnaps him to her love nest"
>oh.
>"and right now anon, you're in my love nest...".
>right as she says this, her wings grip the sides of my head.
>she smashes her face into mine, pulling me into a deep kiss.
>so the whole time, she liked me ?
>man i must be dense.
>she pulls away from me, taking a deep breath.
>"so, virgin, how about we get started on the main course..?"
>take a view in on her whole body.
>tanned, thicc, and curvy in all the right places.
>she doesn't need to ask me twice.




>we both get up, looking at each other with hungry eyes.
>taking her body in, its still a sight.
>i mean, i know she kind of bullied me...but.
>it was all because she liked me ?
>harpies are weird.
>"you gonna stand there all day retard ?" she says, snapping me back to reality.
>"n-no, i was just, uh..".
>"spit it out you fucking retard !" she says, clearly agitated.
>that's it.
>"i'm going to make you spit it out..." i mutter under my breath.
>"huh ?" she says, surprised.
>i take her in a tight hug, reaching down to her butt and pulling her into a carry.
>she wraps her talons around me back, digging slightly into me.
>"so, what now big guy ?" she says grinning. 
>carry her back over to the couch, before dropping her on her back.
>"ok, so here's whats going to happen velka".
>she nods her head.
>i take off my shorts, letting my....thing flop out.
>velka's eyes go wide, and she starts drooling a bit.
>i could swear i see hearts in her eyes.
>i slap her wing away, as she was reaching for me.
>"nope, you don't get that yet" i tell her.
>velka looks at me with shock.
>"this is payback for all the shit you did to me".
>oh this is good.
>"you don't get this, until you do as i say" i tell her sternly.
>i spread her legs, getting a good view of her entrance.
>of course she's already dripping wet, strands coming out and sticking to her thighs.
>little bird slut.
>"ok, so velka, i want you to ask for it".
>"h-huh ?, c'mon anon don't make me do that..." she says nervously.
>now i have her where i want her.
>i want to make her feel embarrassed for once.
>"nope, you have to ask for it. you want it yet ?".
>i can see she really wants it.
>but i have to tease her more.
>"anon s-stop being such a..uh, virgin retard !".
>"you're insults wont get you the dicking you want so bad velka, you have to ask for it".
>"aaghhh, fine. anon, c-can you please have sex with me..?".
>here's where the fun begins.
>"nope" i reply.
>here face looks like i just denied her something.
>"i want you to be more specific, tell me exactly what you want".
>"i want you to hold me down and fuck me !".
>slyly grin
>"nope, try again".
>gently brush the tip of my head against her entrance.
>she's not getting it that easy.
>"AGH JUST SLAM MY CERVIX AND BREED ME YOU FUCKING RETARD ! I WANT YOU TO SCRAMBLE MY EGGS !" she screams. 
>checkmate.
>the tip slides easy into her, before popping in fully.
>"o-oh..." she shudders.
>keep pushing before i'm completely hilting her.
>start to move in and out, slowly, velka is a lot tighter than i thought.
>"mmmmm just like that.." she moans.
>actually her moaning is the only thing heard in the house, aside with the wet squelching noises.
>i pick up the pace, pulling out almost all the way, before slamming back deep inside her.
>"faster anon ! i want you to fuck me harder !" velka screams.
>reach down and grip her hips, pulling her to me with each thrust.
>velka is in a daze, eyes rolling back.
>her wings wrap around me, as she pulls her face closer to me.
>"i want you to do it inside anon.." she whispers to me, locking eyes.
>no need to ask twice.
>she starts sucking on my neck, using her wings to pull me down on her.
>this is making it really hard to focus.
>"ahh, ahh, ahh..i-i'm...i'm close anon...".
>i can feel her clamping down on me, like she's trying to squeeze the cum out of me.
>"me too velka.." i reply.
>we both finally hit our peak, gripping each other tightly while we orgasm.
>her talons dig into my back, when she wraps her feet around me.
>she relaxes, and lets me go, a satisfied look on her face.
>i pull out of her with a wet pop, jizz drizzling out of her on to the sofa.
>"i'm gonna...have to clean that..." she said, breathing like she ran a marathon.
>reaching over i grab her, pulling her up to me in a cuddle.
>laying like this for a little bit, it's nice after the intensity of before.
>seeing her like this, all relaxed and calm, almost makes me forget how annoying she could be.
>"you know...maybe you're not that much of a loser anon..." she says to me sweetly.
>"thanks velka, and maybe you're not so much of a bully either...".
>we both hug, letting ourselves get close to one another. 
>suddenly hear a door open and slam shut.
>"velka ? we're home !".
>oh god.
>its her mom and sisters.
>we both look at eoch other.
>"oh shit" we say in unison.