Canonicity: To Be Decided, but of course humans exist. Not Existing would be heresy, and who the fuck would've written all of this? Whereas elves and dwarves have stagnated due to their elders refusing change. Humans embrace it because their elders die around 60-80 Humans have the largest dick relative to their size, pound for pound (Archivist's note: idk why you'd mention that, but thanks) Humans adopt (and develop) new technology the fastest. We also are the best inventors. (Archivist's note: do not get the idea that all progress is good, especially social progress. The so-called "Enlightenment" and its consequences have been a disaster for the Christian Race.) >human doc is comedic relief, exaggerating human accomplishments, saying we have bigger dicks and stereotyping the shit out of the other races (Archivist's note: FUCK YOU, IT'S ALL TRUE. THESE FANTASY FAGGOTS NEED TO BE SHOWN WHERE THEIR PLACE IS.) We settle with "good enough" they only settle for perfection. "earth" humans can also be genocide maniacs due to living on a planet without other races. the technology of mass production sets humans up for basically world domination