Chicken Harpies: >can survive headshots because of weird internal anatomy (much of their brains resides in their upper necks) >under average intelligence, but curious and good natured >despite their good nature, they are very, very, very hostile to strangers of their own subrace >can breed like rabbits in times of abundance >when they see blood, they go berserk but can sometimes channel it against the right target, but only sometimes >no qualms with eating food that fell on the ground, bob their heads while walking, bend over instinctively if you place your hand over their head. Note: this makes head patting chicken harpies harder. >somewhat insane >shit at flying, but can glide and jump high when they have to >rounder than regular harpies, but not by much (with real chickens it's mostly feathers) >very chattery like other harpies >notably lower-pitched voices (Females: Contralto, Males: Basso Profondo) Note: this makes them good singers, if they bother to learn signing. Average height: 5”8-6”3 EMU HARPIES: >fucking insane >live in more arid environments, not because of the constraints of nature (which are already broken) but purely out of preference >outcasts, exiled from harpy society for being joggers (in both senses of the word), maybe even worse, runners >can't fly, make up for it with insane strength and speed >murderous intent, but very straightforward about it >rarely seen, but kingdoms have tried getting rid of them many times, but all attempts have failed >very tall even by human standards, large thighs that could probably crush rock (if only they stopped running for more than a second) >sworn enemies of a people known as the "Australians", which have since been greatly reduced in numbers >there are rumors that the australians were not only hunted out of existence, but also bred out of existence, but that's retarded >do not get any ideas though, you'd most likely be reduced to a splat of red on the sand >KILLMAIMBURNKILLMAIMBURNKILLMAIMBURNKILLMAIMBURNKILLMAIMBURNKILLMAIMBURN The only known instance of someone surviving a charging emu harpy was when a short, squat, Kim Jong Un motherfucker began furiously jacking off while making direct eye contact with the Emu Harpy. The Emu harpy stopped and screeched to a drifting halt, before taking off in the other direction. The man then initiated a counter charge, and sprinted after it. He was never seen again, but rumours have told of half asian harpys running around the outback. Version two, told by an even drunker traveller: >there are rumors of one survivor, a young adult with slanted eyes and small stature (skinny kim jong un looking motherfucker) surviving one of these encounters >according to the legend, when seeing what the man was doing, the harpy froze up in confusion, eventually grinding to a halt after sliding on the sand for a distance >not much is known about what happened next, but the legend also states that younger harpies not completely dissimilar to him were seen in the savanna years later Height: 6”0-7”6 (but taller have been recorded)