/k/leric
 
>be me anon, not that one, nope not that one either
>that ones my cousin but i haven't seen her in years
>relatively new to the other side but one of my buddies hooked me up with some light merc work
>bouncer for a couple local places, store security, and occasional body guard work
>standard shit but not to difficult
>gets me some pocket money for extra guns
>customdwarfguns.jpeg
>in the office looking for work
>bump into some weird looking dude
>hooded stranger 
>quest found? 
>am i the hero of legend?
>oh shit wheres truck kun?
>nope, he boogies on out of there
>i sidle around him and get to the job board
>shit my regular bouncer gig is gone
>good job 1 week term contracts, nice enough bar
>not a total shit hole
>someone else must have grabbed it
>guess that's what i get for sleeping in
>scan the board, spot a new one
>bodyguard requested 1 week trial. if successful will result in 3 month contract with possibility of renewal. 
>travel expenses covered
>low danger bullshit.mp4
>high pay doublebullshit.mp4
>to contact poster for the interview step into a clear area, hold up this notice, say charlie one requesting pickup and wait. 
>wut 
>ask the front counter
>they aren't sure where it came from but its logged in the system with the down payment for the ad so its probably legit.
>ain't got anything better and i could use a change of scenery.
>autist levels kick in must prep first
>head home and gear up just in case
>surplus assault vest - check
>slightly overloaded pack - check
>beans - check
>discount trench gun - check
>inb4 yes its a reproduction ithaca not an original Winchester, shut up
>still got a heat shield and bayonet lug
>ok we good
>head out to the back yard and look up
>umm charlie one requesting pickup....
>nothing
>well i'm glad i didn't do that in the middle of the street
>am about to leave when the light appears
>big ass glowing pillar of light centred on me
>freeze, oh shit, nope, nope, nope
>let me go, i forgot the extra socks
>before i can move the light gets stronger, blinding
>i flinch and close my eyes
>i don't wanna go this way
>big boom like a thunder clap then nothing
>after a minute i open my eye
>i'm not dead?
>i'm not bleeding?
>i'm not at home!
>wtf
>wtf
>do a quick inventory check
>two arms, two legs, two guns, big knife, little knife 
>other big knife wink wink
>look around 
>i'm in what looks like the remnants of a military outpost
>hescos in a nice big square
>gates been trashed
>one plywood building with a caved in roof
>only one tent
>right boys fix bayonets and move out
>head on a swivel thats the ticket don't want to go home in a  box
>as i get next to the tent i hear snoring 
>poke my head inside
>some dude in a muticam robe
>didn't know they made those
>cough loudly
>nothing
>violence has escalated, kick the cot
>he jerks up shouting "wire breached, wire breached requesting immediate...."
>gets a good look at me, looks around, looks up
>"cancel last, perimeter secure"
>mfw there's one peal of thunder but no clouds
>something up there's angry
>the guy grabs a big ass wizard hat also multicam and shuffles out of the tent 
>begins heading towards the only other building in the compound
>he looks back at me "you must be here about the job"
>/k/ube help me its a /k/leric
>i'd heard about these guys
>most people think they're just crazy
>most of them are
>doesn't mean they aren't dangerous though
>some of them are priests for the /k/ube
>some serve....other....things
 
if i don't die i'll update you guys as i go, these guys seem to attract trouble. 
has anyone else had any experience with /k/lerics? i could use some advice.
 
>>45945720 (You)
>Any experience with cleric
Recommend you keep all loose ammo and guns near you so they don’t become “lost” 
and end up becoming a part of a new mini-/k/ube. 
Lost my Draco that way.
On the plus side, they seem to be a conduit for good luck when it comes to weapon related stuff. 
Never had a knife rust or a gun jaw when near one. Take care of him and he’ll take care of you.