copy of anti tank fairy cause its cute and idk if it got saved/posted anywhere

https://imgur.com/a/toLSuNh
 
>be me
>be ammo delivery fag
>like pizza delivery but with bullets
>it's the same concept but you sometimes have to dive under heavy fire
>get told to deliver a crate of .55 Boys
>arrive at an open field as the sun is starting to set
>look at the note, yep this is the place but where is the custom---
>there's a mad fluttering of wings just over my shoulder
>"Hello there fairy friend, I'm Anon."
>she flutters even faster
>"I can't speak fairy."
>she drops to a tree branch, her little fairy butt squeaking like a chew toy against the wood
>she takes her brodie helmet off and bangs it against the tree
>golden fairy dust forms in a neat line
>she flutters and points to it
>"You want me to?"
>she mimics a coke addict by pretending to be Al Pachino at the end of Scarface
>a fairy wants me to snort her dandruff… great… but $20 is $20
>mfw 
>snort the fat fuckin line of fairy dust
>"Alright, what were you saying?"
>"BRASS!" The fairy's voice is squeaky and cute, a little ditzy. "BRASSS!"
>"Yeah? I got brass right here." 
>the instant I jiggle the crate of .55 she flies over and glues herself to the side, rubbing her cheek against the wood
>"BWASS! Do you have any more, is this all, what kind of boolet is it, ohhhh is it shiny, does it go really really fast?" 
>the fairy talks way too fast she's just a bundle of energy
>"It's for a delivery"
>"DELIVERY!?" the fairy stands at attention all of a sudden
>it's cute to see something so small try to act serious
>...
>is this how oni or giants see humans?
>"YOU HAB THE COMBAT RESUPPLY! HURRY TO OUR ANTI TANK ENCAMPMENT! YOU CAN STAY THE NIGHT. THERE IS BAD GUYS AFOOT!"
>we come around a bush to see their "encampment"
>it's a bunch of bean bags and a takeout box with a hole cut in it around a Boys Anti Tank rifle
>there's a tiny dug out made from a roll of tin foil
>another fairy with a brodie helmet flutters happily when she sees the ammo
>"HURRY! THE ENEMY HAS GIGANTIC MECHANIZED SUITS OF ARMOR, CAPABLE OF DESTROYING OUR FORTIFICATIONS SINGLE HANDEDLY!"
>wait really?
>I load one of their magazines and hand it to one of the fairies
>she loads it into the gun before flopping onto her belly to hold the bipod in place while the other fairy desperately tries to stretch her arm into the trigger guard AND aim the gun
>"HUMAN, DO YOU SEE THE ENEMY?" 
>"Enemy?"
>I look around the tiny field
>sitting on a log is a halfling in plate having a smoke
>"Uhh… yeah?"
>oh shit are they actually going to kill him?
>look at the ammo crate
>oh… they're just blanks
>"FIRE!"
>the gun recoils powerfully
>those are some good blanks
>the halfling looks up sighs and gets up to leave
>"WE DID IT! ANOTHER TANK DESTROYED!"
>"Let's celebrate with a bite from our rations!"
>the fairies open up a box of animal crackers and each take one
>they go at them like little winged wood chippers
>"Do you guys even have water?"
>"We have something better than that!"
>I roll my eyes, "juice boxes?"
>"A JUICE BOTTLE!"
>I sit watching them eat and drink, pretending the grape juice is wine
>"Anon! Can you run a message to the fortification to ready their guns for an infantry attack?"
>"Sure?"
>the fairies flutter and giggle before pointing behind me
>I turn around and lean forward a bit over a bush
>the fairies have tipped over a trash can where they have the tiniest little cannons on top
>sauce cups from a nearby McDonald's duct taped as battlements
>"Hey… uhhh… ready the cannons?"
>suddenly the trash can rumbles to life and dozens of fairies blow out to ready their toy cannons
>complete with matchsticks acting as torches to light the fuses
>"THERE THEY ARE! INFANTRY!"
>it's a troll
>holy shit a big one but he's super far away
>the fairies spring into action and light their cannons
>there are firecracker pops that just make a lot of smoke
>but somehow they manage to bean the troll on the head with a pebble
>he just looks over and rolls his eyes
>"Hey guys?" I say to the anti tank fairies "maybe you should shoot him for real? Do you have anything for it?"
>the cannon fairies are already reloading, they might end up pissing the troll off
>smooshed fairy isn't something I'm looking forward to having on my conscience
>"Why would we shoot him? It's not a tank!"
>The cannons fire and bean the troll again, he looks over angrily
>I sigh and get up, grab the roll of tin foil and walk over to the troll
>"Hey, sorry, they're just playing."
>He grunts
>"Could you put this tin foil on and when there's a big bang, you pretend to die and crawl away in 'pain?'"
>He grunts again wrapping tin foil around himself
>"okay guys, look. He's a tank"
>"TANK SPOTTED!"
>"FIRE!"
>bang
>the troll lops over with a grin on his face and crawls away
>"TANK DESTROYED!"
>suddenly from a nearby bush there's a rustling
>"OH NO! THE INFANTRY SNUCK UP ON US!"
>"TO ARMS!"
>the fairies grab little toy muskets and aim at the bush
>a rabbit pops out and they jump onto its back
>the trash can fairies join in too
>the rabbit hops around more annoyed than angry
>every so often a fairy falls off and pretends to be wounded
>"""medics""" carrying them off
>eventually the rabbit has shaken them all off and hopped away
>"Anon?"
>the first fairy I saw is looking up at me
>"Are you hungry?"
>"Sure? A little bit."
>She opens up their """ration""" box and looks at the last animal cracker inside
>"here"
>how long has it been since I had an animal cracker?
>god… it must be years
>suddenly something in my heart melts
>when I get back to my car I stop at the door before spinning around and going to the gas station right next to the field
>I buy oreos, soda, hand warmers, matches, sandwiches, and tons of stuff
>enough to make the dwarf cashier raise a hairy eyebrow
>I run out of the gas station and turn around into the little field behind it
>The fairies are happy to see me but I can't understand them
>fairy dust must have worn off
>but when I drop the goodie bags they understand entirely
>heralding it like GIs on Christmas or VE or VJ day
 
Fairies are cute dude. Anyone else meet cute little fairies like that?