https://imgur.com/a/QTzhCzt
>be me 
>be fairy
>not that kind, the small magical kind
>spent the last few weeks following a group of "mercenaries"
>f**king glorified larpers
>dont do ammo counts so they dont notice when ammo goes missing
>finaly get caught sneaking off with a 50 bmg round
>shit
>one of them mentions neumagh and ding
>double shit
>oh god they want a mascot
>they better not have a mini fetish
>smile and play nice maybe i can play this into easier access to ammo
>spend the next few weeks pretending to be happy kommando fairy
>have to smile and pretend to like head pats and all that cutesy shit
>gah i need to get out of here
>finaly get away from them for a bit 
>god i need a smoke