id: 184 name: Lamia - Raw Development Logs 1 author: kevkev date: 20th January 2021 text len: 60497 views: 28 COPY PASTE OF LOGS PERTAINING TO LAMIA FROM FANKASIA, FROM THE GREENTEXT DRAFTS CHANNEL ONE OF THREE (ALMOST) COMPLETELY UNFORMATTED. UNRELATED SHIT MOSTLY PURGED OUT. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX [03-Sep-20 07:51 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 @Battlebrothermichael lamia pill me [03-Sep-20 09:18 PM] Infinitevegetals#7795 I feel like most people agree with that @Cactus Steve [03-Sep-20 09:48 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 @Fucking Kevin Goddamnit lamias give the best hugs, are very fast, and are their own machine gun stand [03-Sep-20 09:48 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Aside from that [03-Sep-20 09:48 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I don’t have much [03-Sep-20 09:48 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 >are their own machine gun stand XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX [19-Sep-20 01:21 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 @Battlebrothermichael tell me about the gatling gun snake girl sheriff from your story who got got [19-Sep-20 01:21 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Was she a nice girl? [19-Sep-20 01:22 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Probably was [19-Sep-20 01:22 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Most likely was a second generation westerner [19-Sep-20 01:22 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Wrong place at the wrong time [19-Sep-20 01:22 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 ||you can put her in a different story if you want, I liked her character|| [19-Sep-20 01:23 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 ||something something was only wounded|| [19-Sep-20 01:25 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Second gen westerner? In larp-city USA? [19-Sep-20 01:26 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Yes [19-Sep-20 01:27 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Did she handload? [19-Sep-20 01:29 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 ||she probably handloaded that entire gatling|| [19-Sep-20 01:30 PM] mothman#1742 sounds like another dose of autism [19-Sep-20 01:31 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Whoa. Did she sleep on a sun rock or in a bed like a person [19-Sep-20 01:32 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Probably a massive pile of blankets and furs [19-Sep-20 01:32 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Or a big round bed [19-Sep-20 01:33 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Whoa. Was she well paid for her work? [19-Sep-20 01:35 PM] instant ramen#8608 >tfw a girl will never handload with u [19-Sep-20 01:35 PM] instant ramen#8608 >she will never sit behind u and show u how to do everything by pushing ur hands around [19-Sep-20 01:36 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 @Fucking Kevin Goddamnit the families and gangs who ran the coke operation paid her very well [19-Sep-20 01:37 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Did she have any friends? [19-Sep-20 01:37 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Probably [19-Sep-20 01:38 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I had an entire back story thought out for her [19-Sep-20 01:38 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Oh? [19-Sep-20 01:38 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 What was her name? [19-Sep-20 01:38 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Funny story [19-Sep-20 01:38 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Had everything but a name [19-Sep-20 01:38 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I’m shit with names [19-Sep-20 01:39 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Did she feel self conscious because she was a snake girl? [19-Sep-20 01:40 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 ||Very, and she hid it behind her aggression. Her dad taught her to be strong|| [19-Sep-20 01:40 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Did she sometimes stare longingly at cowboy boots online while nursing a glass of whiskey [19-Sep-20 01:41 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Yes, all the time [19-Sep-20 01:42 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 ||story goes that her lamia mother and human father met up on an adventure in the Mojave and settled on the mining town. By the time she grew up though the town was just a shell of its former glory. When the mafia families came and offered the cocaine jobs they jumped at the chance to take it, especially her, since she always looked up to the cowboy way of life.|| [19-Sep-20 01:42 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 I camt remember atm, was she ripped? [19-Sep-20 01:43 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Never specified, but probably [19-Sep-20 01:43 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Especially if she could lug a Gatling around [19-Sep-20 01:43 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Gatling s are heavy [19-Sep-20 01:43 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Yee [19-Sep-20 01:44 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Did sje keep her sheddings like a weirdo or throw them away like a proper lady [19-Sep-20 01:45 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Probably sold them to boot makers [19-Sep-20 01:45 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Made extra cash [19-Sep-20 01:46 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Do snake sheds actually work for that [19-Sep-20 01:47 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 What would she do if her humam boyfriend found it really hot for her to pretend to be a snake in an atrium/whatever glass snake boxes are called [19-Sep-20 01:48 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 "N-Now, just lap at the water in the fake stone bowl- No, you don't have hands in this, remember? Y-Yeah, just like that, now lounge under the sun lamp" [19-Sep-20 01:49 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 {Attachments} https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/495614833337565186/756980186104463500/image0.jpg [19-Sep-20 01:49 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I’m not sure how I feel about that [19-Sep-20 01:50 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Me either, but how would *she* feel about it? [19-Sep-20 01:52 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Also, i can't remember, was she also autistic? [19-Sep-20 01:52 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 ||She would probably like it a little|| [19-Sep-20 01:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 A little autistic [19-Sep-20 01:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 The standard fankasia autism [19-Sep-20 01:53 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 What a weirdo. Did the other girls in school call her a baby because of her rattle? [19-Sep-20 01:54 PM] instant ramen#8608 >snake girl gets teased in school [19-Sep-20 01:54 PM] instant ramen#8608 >grows up to be big shot snake girl with a fucking machine gun [19-Sep-20 01:54 PM] instant ramen#8608 that's hot [19-Sep-20 01:54 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 *rattle*snake girl [19-Sep-20 01:54 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 >call her a baby because of her rattle [19-Sep-20 01:54 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Yes [19-Sep-20 01:54 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 They do now [19-Sep-20 01:55 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 That’s a perfect addition [19-Sep-20 01:56 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Has she ever *had a boyfriend* [19-Sep-20 01:56 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Woops that was supposed to be spoilers [19-Sep-20 01:56 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Oh well [19-Sep-20 01:56 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Probably not in the small town [19-Sep-20 01:57 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Most likely an Eboy though [19-Sep-20 01:57 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Also, what would she think of people owning pet snakes? Like some niggas has a pet rattler or something. [19-Sep-20 01:58 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 >an eboy Oh no, whatif she croaked? Who would let him know? [19-Sep-20 01:58 PM] mothman#1742 >eboy she simpin for youtuber fuckboys ? [19-Sep-20 01:58 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Also as an aside, was she fond of playing cards and dicing? [19-Sep-20 01:58 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Probably View it the same way we view pet monkeys [19-Sep-20 01:59 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Weird, but understandable [19-Sep-20 01:59 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 @mothman hey, a lonely snake will do anything [19-Sep-20 01:59 PM] mothman#1742 :Jerry: [19-Sep-20 01:59 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Yes lots of poker and dice at the bar [19-Sep-20 01:59 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Would her weird Lamia Nationalist e-friends tell her to return to snake [19-Sep-20 01:59 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 What if the Eboy was an online poker player? [19-Sep-20 02:00 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 What if ||she liked dicing a fair bit and her online name was snake eyes|| [19-Sep-20 02:00 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 :intenseblush: [19-Sep-20 02:00 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 **YES** [19-Sep-20 02:01 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 ``Snake 3y3s`` [19-Sep-20 02:01 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Link me the pastebin again I'm going to go reread her bits [19-Sep-20 02:01 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 *last online 567 days ago* [19-Sep-20 02:01 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 https://pastebin.com/b7DAs9J9 {Embed} https://pastebin.com/b7DAs9J9 The Harpy And The Bounty Hunter (Ongoing Series) - Pastebin.com Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. [19-Sep-20 02:03 PM] mothman#1742 she dead [19-Sep-20 02:03 PM] mothman#1742 *for now* [19-Sep-20 02:04 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 ||>Anon shows up on the burned out town looking to loot it|| [19-Sep-20 02:04 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 ||>finds a wounded, half dead rattler lamia|| [19-Sep-20 02:05 PM] mothman#1742 hey i've seen this episode before [19-Sep-20 02:06 PM] mothman#1742 :Jerry: [19-Sep-20 02:06 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Whoa [19-Sep-20 02:06 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 :Jerry: [19-Sep-20 02:06 PM] mothman#1742 ||if i remember right several different stories have started like that|| [19-Sep-20 02:07 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Are Lamias warm or like [19-Sep-20 02:07 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Room-temperature type warm [19-Sep-20 02:07 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 or cold [19-Sep-20 02:10 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Why did the two Oni's at the door speak Lamia? Does Lamia-chan speak Lamia? :OOOOOOOOO [19-Sep-20 02:15 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Also what does Lamia-chan look like? What hair, eye, skin, and snake-skin color? [19-Sep-20 02:50 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 {Attachments} https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/495614833337565186/756995535365472296/moral.gif [19-Sep-20 02:50 PM] TwoFactor#6270 drank [19-Sep-20 02:52 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 thirsty snake [19-Sep-20 02:56 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 @Fucking Kevin Goddamnit rattler pattern tail, tan skin, dark hair [19-Sep-20 02:56 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 and the eyes? and the ||value orbs|| [19-Sep-20 02:56 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Eyes would be dark [19-Sep-20 02:56 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Black [19-Sep-20 02:57 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 What, is she part spic or part injun or part ||italliod|| [19-Sep-20 02:57 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Tan like been out in the desert sun a lot [19-Sep-20 02:57 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 For some reason black eyes always get me when I think of reptilian eyes [19-Sep-20 02:58 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Maybe yellow though [19-Sep-20 02:58 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Jaundice ass snake [19-Sep-20 02:58 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I like oddly colored eyes [19-Sep-20 02:58 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Does she have any siblings? :OOOOOOOOO [19-Sep-20 02:59 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I’ve always pictured her as the single child [19-Sep-20 03:01 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 She probably had a lot of vintage vinyl records of Marty robins and Johnny cash and an antique record player [19-Sep-20 03:01 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Whoa, hipstery. Does she get good internet in that town? What other cowboy shit does she have? [19-Sep-20 03:03 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Probably not good internet [19-Sep-20 03:03 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 She probably has lots of physical media [19-Sep-20 03:03 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 ||which is hot|| [19-Sep-20 03:03 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Old western tapes [19-Sep-20 03:03 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Spurs [19-Sep-20 03:03 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Most likely had a horse she never rode because obvious reasons [19-Sep-20 03:04 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 >had a horse Haha what a shitty investment [19-Sep-20 03:04 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Unless she strapped a giant wicker basket to it instead of a saddle [19-Sep-20 03:05 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Ohhh [19-Sep-20 03:05 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 >a carriage cart built for one [19-Sep-20 03:05 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 >was saving up for that second horse before all this happened [19-Sep-20 03:06 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 She could prolly ride driver on a stage coach without much hassle.it'd even double as a sunning rock. [19-Sep-20 03:07 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 How much meat do Lamias have, anyway? Is normal lamia weight a fair bit more than human? [19-Sep-20 03:07 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Much bigger [19-Sep-20 03:07 PM] Cactus Steve#8273 they're usually soft and squishy on the tail part this is due to most of it being a vestigial organ [19-Sep-20 03:07 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Human upper half [19-Sep-20 03:07 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 But like [19-Sep-20 03:07 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 10-20 ft long tail [19-Sep-20 03:08 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Whoa [19-Sep-20 03:08 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 How the fuck [19-Sep-20 03:08 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Long tail [19-Sep-20 03:08 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 So bitch unlocks the front door, then spends half an hour getting all of her through it? {Reactions} bigkek (2) [19-Sep-20 03:08 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Loooong [19-Sep-20 03:08 PM] Cactus Steve#8273 jamie pull up the Miia bodypillow [19-Sep-20 03:08 PM] Cactus Steve#8273 like this {Attachments} https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/495614833337565186/757000299775918120/7-Meter-Monster-Musume-Body-Pillow-Cover.png [19-Sep-20 03:09 PM] Cactus Steve#8273 they're usually about that long [19-Sep-20 03:09 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Unironically how do niggas not trip over them [19-Sep-20 03:09 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Imagine standing in line behind them [19-Sep-20 03:10 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 4 lamias in a line would be a block buster, bruh [19-Sep-20 03:10 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 (Zoomer translation note: the term block buster references a line to see a movie so long it goes around the block, a Block Buster.) [19-Sep-20 03:11 PM] TwoFactor#6270 why did you have to explain that? [19-Sep-20 03:11 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 *z o o m e r s* [19-Sep-20 03:12 PM] TwoFactor#6270 i'm pretty sure even zoomers know what a block buster is [19-Sep-20 03:12 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Well thats the 20 foot assumption, anyway. 10 feet would be a lot more manageable. [19-Sep-20 03:12 PM] Cactus Steve#8273 I assume some of them coil up when standing (metaphorically) around in public [19-Sep-20 03:13 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 I haven't heard the term blockbuster refer to anything besides the movie rental place in new made media in like 15 or 20 years [19-Sep-20 03:13 PM] Cactus Steve#8273 I've heard some old folks on Twitter still use the term gangbusters to describe financially successful products [19-Sep-20 03:14 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I’ve been to blockbuster before [19-Sep-20 03:14 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Whoa [19-Sep-20 03:14 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 High tech [19-Sep-20 03:14 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Does Lamia chan have a western name [19-Sep-20 03:17 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Not sure her name [19-Sep-20 03:17 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Got any suggestions? [19-Sep-20 03:22 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Hmm. Sally, Sam, Victoria [19-Sep-20 03:23 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Hmmm [19-Sep-20 03:23 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 An s name is good [19-Sep-20 03:24 PM] Cactus Steve#8273 Claire Samantha [19-Sep-20 03:24 PM] Cactus Steve#8273 Sarah [19-Sep-20 03:24 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Oh [19-Sep-20 03:24 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Make her last name Ekans [19-Sep-20 03:25 PM] TwoFactor#6270 the pokemon [19-Sep-20 03:25 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 It's her father's assumed name [19-Sep-20 03:25 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Assumed last name [19-Sep-20 03:25 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Make her middle name Ash because her father is autistic [19-Sep-20 03:26 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Samantha [19-Sep-20 03:26 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Samantha ash ekans [19-Sep-20 03:26 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Sae [19-Sep-20 03:26 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Her nickname is Sae [19-Sep-20 03:28 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Eh, whomst does their initials as a nickname tho [19-Sep-20 03:31 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 I'd call her Sam prolly'. Or Guns, if shes ripped. [19-Sep-20 03:31 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 >Eh, whomst does their initials as a nickname tho [19-Sep-20 03:31 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Bruh [19-Sep-20 03:31 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 You wouldn’t believe [19-Sep-20 03:32 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Mine wouldn't even work [19-Sep-20 03:33 PM] Cactus Steve#8273 I think about a good 60% of everyone in the West put their initials on their stuff [19-Sep-20 03:35 PM] Wargunlock#0868 Can we get dakimaras that are actually shaped like said anime waifu? [19-Sep-20 03:36 PM] Wargunlock#0868 I want a 1:1 plushy replica of Mia right now and I will pay whatever is needed in order to acquire it. {Reactions} nascu (4) [19-Sep-20 03:36 PM] mothman#1742 NOOOOO DONT TURN HER INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE [19-Sep-20 03:37 PM] Cactus Steve#8273 bah gawd that would print money as fast as the Federal Reserve [19-Sep-20 03:44 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Rereading the story >everyone in westworldlarpington is ripped Damn [19-Sep-20 03:53 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Frau Lamia ist Tote :bigsad: [19-Sep-20 03:54 PM] Cactus Steve#8273 :bigsad: [19-Sep-20 03:54 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Ripped lamia gang [19-Sep-20 03:55 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 I forgot the stable or whatever she wqs in apparently blew up in a napalm fireball [19-Sep-20 03:57 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Poor Lamia chan, she was a good sheriff [19-Sep-20 03:57 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 I hope she's okay [19-Sep-20 03:57 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 She lived [19-Sep-20 03:57 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Probably [19-Sep-20 03:57 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 She’s dead until someone decided to write her into a new story [19-Sep-20 03:57 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 >waifu rehabilitation time [19-Sep-20 04:04 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Where do her parents live? [19-Sep-20 04:05 PM] Cactus Steve#8273 Tombstone or Carson City [19-Sep-20 04:05 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 >her parents live in pizza [19-Sep-20 04:05 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 I think he implied they settled in the town she was in. [19-Sep-20 04:06 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Possible they moved out of the town [19-Sep-20 04:07 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 ~~unless they died in the explosions and fires~~ [19-Sep-20 04:08 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Oh yeah what's the deal with the fires n explosions [19-Sep-20 04:08 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 howmst did that happen again? How many fucking bombs did Drowbro set off? [19-Sep-20 04:09 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 And speaking of which, what was the point? A kill job on that flying cat-body bitch? [19-Sep-20 04:10 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 ||rival mafia families disrupting each other’s drug businesses|| [19-Sep-20 04:10 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 ||and there was many many bombs|| [19-Sep-20 04:11 PM] Cactus Steve#8273 meth labs under every saloon and house make for one rather large series of kabooms [19-Sep-20 04:11 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 :bigkek: [19-Sep-20 04:12 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 >distributing Y'mean Disrupting? Yee I can see that. Poor Lamia Chan. [19-Sep-20 04:12 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 I hope her parents are okay. [19-Sep-20 04:12 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Yes that [19-Sep-20 04:12 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 And her parents are probably fine [19-Sep-20 04:13 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Is the town fucked? [19-Sep-20 04:13 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Big time [19-Sep-20 04:14 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Is the mafia operation completely fucked? Meaning no more cocaine production in town? [19-Sep-20 04:16 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 No more cocaine in town [19-Sep-20 04:16 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 All of it’s gone [19-Sep-20 04:18 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Did Sam ha||ve shredded abs|| [19-Sep-20 04:21 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 ||most likely, yes|| [19-Sep-20 04:40 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I’m going to try and write more BP tonight [19-Sep-20 04:42 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Wait a minute here. If a lamia's pretty long and pretty strong, could you ride on her long ass snake-part like a horse? [19-Sep-20 04:42 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 :nascu: [19-Sep-20 04:43 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I never thought about Th at [19-Sep-20 04:43 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 But [19-Sep-20 04:43 PM] Cactus Steve#8273 absolutely [19-Sep-20 04:43 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I think you could [19-Sep-20 04:43 PM] TwoFactor#6270 {Attachments} https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/495614833337565186/757024088236621984/cane-toads-python.png [19-Sep-20 04:43 PM] TwoFactor#6270 become frog [19-Sep-20 04:43 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 my god [19-Sep-20 04:43 PM] Cactus Steve#8273 but sneks are slippery, so you may need a rubber saddle [19-Sep-20 04:43 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 "My public transport can't possibly be this cute!" [19-Sep-20 04:43 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Isn't them being slippery supposed to be BS? [19-Sep-20 04:44 PM] Cactus Steve#8273 some snakes really are slippery, some aren't like, rattlesnakes are not slippery but garter snakes are [19-Sep-20 04:44 PM] TwoFactor#6270 i have touched several snakes before, they feel waxy but not slippery [19-Sep-20 04:44 PM] Cactus Steve#8273 I can attest to the garter sneks [19-Sep-20 04:46 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 She'd be dusty as hell and get everything dirty wherever she, uh, slithered, is one issue. [19-Sep-20 04:46 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 It's not like she's got one long-ass body-gripping boot. [19-Sep-20 04:51 PM] TruFear#0540 I'd take forever to take a bath only to get dusty almost immediately after the bath [19-Sep-20 04:52 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Sneks are smooth [19-Sep-20 04:52 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Not slippery really [19-Sep-20 04:52 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Would she just have like [19-Sep-20 04:52 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Sam would love hot springs and pools [19-Sep-20 04:52 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 a big ass water trough at the front of her house [19-Sep-20 04:52 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Or shower with a garden hose [19-Sep-20 04:52 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 HAH [19-Sep-20 04:52 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 YES [19-Sep-20 04:52 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Just dunk in [19-Sep-20 04:52 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 maybe one htat cycles the water - Or hell, just a dry trough with a hose running into one end, and the dirty water runningi nto the garden [19-Sep-20 04:53 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 so she just walks on through, maybe slithers over a few towels so she doesn't get the house all wet. [19-Sep-20 04:53 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 'Course, that's a lotta fucking work to go into the house. Probably means once she arrives home once she won't want to go out again. [19-Sep-20 04:53 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Like if every time you went outside you were guaranteed to step in dog shit [19-Sep-20 04:54 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Speaking of dogshit, aren't there horses in this town? Poor snake girl. [19-Sep-20 04:57 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Man [19-Sep-20 04:57 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Kevin [19-Sep-20 04:57 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 You made me love this snake even more [19-Sep-20 04:58 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 And feel bad for her [19-Sep-20 04:58 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 And how tough life is for her in the Mojave [19-Sep-20 04:58 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 How big are her mom's tits? [19-Sep-20 04:58 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Decent snek tiddy sized [19-Sep-20 04:58 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Valuable [19-Sep-20 05:02 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 My meme about her needing a half hour to get into her house is becoming more and more realistic, I see [19-Sep-20 05:03 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 How big would the house have to be? [19-Sep-20 05:04 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Well, I can say for sure she'd prefer wood or concrete flooring, since carpet would get worn down to nothing after a few months of a Lamia walking over it. [19-Sep-20 05:05 PM] TruFear#0540 Depends on how tightly they can coil their body up [19-Sep-20 05:05 PM] TruFear#0540 a bed may not have to be that much bigger [19-Sep-20 05:08 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 I imagine they wouldn't care for having to deal with stairs. [19-Sep-20 05:09 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Or maybe they can handle stairs just fine. Idunno, how would snakes handle that? [19-Sep-20 05:11 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Hmmm [19-Sep-20 05:11 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 A single story would work best [19-Sep-20 05:11 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Just slither everywhere [19-Sep-20 05:11 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Stairs might be tough [19-Sep-20 05:12 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 I'd like to ride a lamia like a horse [19-Sep-20 05:12 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I need a sheriff lamia redemption story now [19-Sep-20 05:12 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Fuck [19-Sep-20 05:17 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 >redemption Named one thing she did that wasn't right ||and/or cute|| [19-Sep-20 05:17 PM] TruFear#0540 shot anon [19-Sep-20 05:22 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Yeah but that was her job, and she did it pretty well. Politely, even, after a fashion. [19-Sep-20 05:35 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 I imagine Lamia would prefer a short bath and then a shower, rather than just a shower, since getting the water over their entire long ass body might be difficult otherwise. [19-Sep-20 05:35 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Also, do snakes lay eggs? I forget XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX [20-Sep-20 09:34 AM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Also, I forgot how goofy you dressed Sam-Lamia-Chan, Harpy-kun. She wore the same hat I got in Mexico when I was 5. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX [20-Sep-20 05:13 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Remind me, you said you wanted to do a Samantha-Ash-Ekans redemption story? [20-Sep-20 05:20 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I said I wouldn’t mind seeing that as a story [20-Sep-20 05:21 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I won’t be doing it because I already have too many stories :bigsad: [20-Sep-20 05:21 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 At least not any time soon [20-Sep-20 05:21 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 But the character is up for grabs if anyone wants to use her [20-Sep-20 05:22 PM] instant ramen#8608 who? [20-Sep-20 05:22 PM] instant ramen#8608 samantha-ash-ekans? [20-Sep-20 05:24 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Eh, the snake desperado/sheriff girl from Harpy's HarpyAnon story. [20-Sep-20 05:24 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 She's a Lamia with a gatling gun, and abs. [20-Sep-20 05:27 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 That’s her name now [20-Sep-20 05:27 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Because she was left unnamed in the story [20-Sep-20 05:29 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Samantha because that feels like a pretty western-y name, and Ash because her father has pokemon autism, and Ekans because her father has pokemon autism and an assumed last name. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX [21-Sep-20 06:49 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 @Battlebrothermichael ju' have more to meme at me about with the uhhhhh cowboy thing [21-Sep-20 06:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Hmmmm [21-Sep-20 06:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 In what way? [21-Sep-20 06:53 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Any way 'comes to mind [21-Sep-20 06:58 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Quick draws with a Gatling gun [21-Sep-20 07:00 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 na na, about Samantha-chan's personal autism [21-Sep-20 07:48 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Ah, yes [21-Sep-20 07:49 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Being around cowboy stuff her entire life really influenced her [21-Sep-20 07:49 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Due to the isolation of being out in the Mojave, she probably didn’t have access to much different media [21-Sep-20 07:50 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 And anyone out there was most likely a fucking cowaboo [21-Sep-20 07:50 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 So she only had western media and influence to consume [21-Sep-20 07:50 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Books, movies, tv shows [21-Sep-20 07:50 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Not to mention internet in the Mojave is spotty [21-Sep-20 07:50 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 She most likely longs for the glory days of the old west [21-Sep-20 07:51 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Where real cowboyism shines through [21-Sep-20 07:51 PM] mothman#1742 i like how you guys have had massive autistic in depth discussion of this literal one-off character that gets fucking killed in the first chapter she appears in [21-Sep-20 07:51 PM] mothman#1742 :Jerry: [21-Sep-20 07:52 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 She's cute. She tried her best. [21-Sep-20 07:52 PM] mothman#1742 and gets merced by anon [21-Sep-20 07:52 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Well [21-Sep-20 07:52 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 *SHE WAS JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS* {Attachments} https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/495614833337565186/757796433780015135/image0.jpg [21-Sep-20 07:52 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 She got mercced by uhhhhh [21-Sep-20 07:52 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 what's the word [21-Sep-20 07:52 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 deus ex machina? [21-Sep-20 07:52 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 wait no that's not it [21-Sep-20 07:52 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 A cat with a MAC-10 [21-Sep-20 07:52 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Autism [21-Sep-20 07:53 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 what's that fucking phrase that means "because of fate" [21-Sep-20 07:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Dues ex machina is “saved by the machine” [21-Sep-20 07:53 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 >dave's by the machine [21-Sep-20 07:53 PM] TheSteelLegionnaire#8106 No [21-Sep-20 07:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Fucking Dave [21-Sep-20 07:53 PM] TheSteelLegionnaire#8106 You are all retards [21-Sep-20 07:53 PM] TheSteelLegionnaire#8106 It's literally "God in the machine" [21-Sep-20 07:53 PM] TheSteelLegionnaire#8106 Deus Ex Machina [21-Sep-20 07:54 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Huh [21-Sep-20 07:54 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Deus Ex Machinima [21-Sep-20 07:54 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I always heard it was “saved by the machine” [21-Sep-20 07:55 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Anyway she's cute and she tried her best and she's ripped and likes cowboy shit. [21-Sep-20 07:55 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Name a more kawaii snake [21-Sep-20 07:55 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 ^^^ [21-Sep-20 07:55 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 She is great [21-Sep-20 07:55 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 @mothman pull up the ball python image [21-Sep-20 07:55 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Where she has the tongs [21-Sep-20 07:56 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 {Attachments} https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/495614833337565186/757797523824967711/moral.gif [21-Sep-20 07:57 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Would she be innately scared of snakes in the same way humans are? [21-Sep-20 07:57 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Yes [21-Sep-20 07:57 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 That would be cute [21-Sep-20 07:57 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Because they are freaky [21-Sep-20 07:57 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 “Why do they have a lizard head? That’s fucked up. They should look human.” [21-Sep-20 07:57 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Does Fankasia have snakes? [21-Sep-20 07:57 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Absolutely [21-Sep-20 07:57 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Brand new snakes as well [21-Sep-20 07:58 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 high tech [21-Sep-20 07:59 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 She’d probably hate cars [21-Sep-20 07:59 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Since she can’t fit in them [21-Sep-20 07:59 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 oh fuck [21-Sep-20 07:59 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 how does that work [21-Sep-20 07:59 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 It probably doesn’t [21-Sep-20 08:00 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 She'd take up every seat in the damned car [21-Sep-20 08:00 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Unless she has a van [21-Sep-20 08:00 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Or, at bare minimum 2 [21-Sep-20 08:00 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Where she took the seats out of it [21-Sep-20 08:00 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 h-how do Lamias wear seatbelts [21-Sep-20 08:00 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Personalized carriage/wagon would work best [21-Sep-20 08:00 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Oh no [21-Sep-20 08:00 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 do they have to use ratchet strap tie-downs [21-Sep-20 08:00 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 How indeed [21-Sep-20 08:00 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Kek [21-Sep-20 08:00 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Yes [21-Sep-20 08:00 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Ratchet strap downs [21-Sep-20 08:02 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Would she operate the pedals with the very end of her tail, or have to rig up hand-operated shit [21-Sep-20 08:02 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 The hand paddles [21-Sep-20 08:02 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Like paralyzed people use [21-Sep-20 08:02 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 yee [21-Sep-20 08:02 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 how thick is the majority of her snake-parts [21-Sep-20 08:03 PM] mothman#1742 go it nigga [21-Sep-20 08:03 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Thick in what way? [21-Sep-20 08:03 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Like around? [21-Sep-20 08:03 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Yeah [21-Sep-20 08:03 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 like uh [21-Sep-20 08:03 PM] mothman#1742 {Attachments} https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/495614833337565186/757799132839542884/15956082944231096052963.jpg [21-Sep-20 08:03 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 belt size I guess [21-Sep-20 08:03 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Hmmmm [21-Sep-20 08:03 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Yeah belt size [21-Sep-20 08:03 PM] mothman#1742 snakechads rise up [21-Sep-20 08:03 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 >dead mouse Why would she eat that [21-Sep-20 08:03 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 don't snakes prefer live? [21-Sep-20 08:04 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Depends on the snake [21-Sep-20 08:04 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 And how they are raised [21-Sep-20 08:05 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Anyway I'm wondering if she could or could not squeeze through, for instance, the rear window of a pickupp [21-Sep-20 08:10 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 She might be able to [21-Sep-20 08:10 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Have half of her in it and the other half in the bed [21-Sep-20 08:39 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 @Battlebrothermichael Vault-kun asks for the pastebin to your harypstory [21-Sep-20 08:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Sure thing [21-Sep-20 08:55 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 @Purifier the Vault Hunter https://pastebin.com/b7DAs9J9 {Embed} https://pastebin.com/b7DAs9J9 The Harpy And The Bounty Hunter (Ongoing Series) - Pastebin.com Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. [21-Sep-20 09:19 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Did you ever get back to me on how valuable Samantha's orbs were? @Battlebrothermichael [21-Sep-20 09:19 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Very valuable [21-Sep-20 09:19 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 [21-Sep-20 09:20 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Truly, the best women are ones born without legs [21-Sep-20 09:49 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 How big are Lamias? How strong are Lamias? Are they venomous? Do they do that snake thing where they can detect heat with their tongue? What was up with that ||"she can taste if you're lying" thing of hers|| Does she speak Lamia? Is their human upper half bigger than human norm? How much food do lamias need? [21-Sep-20 09:49 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 @Battlebrothermichael [21-Sep-20 09:50 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Lamias are pretty big. Human half is probably around 3 1/2-4 feet [21-Sep-20 09:50 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Or human waist and torso [21-Sep-20 09:51 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Snake tail is easily 2-3 times that [21-Sep-20 09:51 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 They can detect heat and smell certain chemicals, such as stress when anon lies [21-Sep-20 09:51 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Yes, she can speak lamia [21-Sep-20 09:51 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Eh. The human half is bigger than normal human size, right? I've never had to think about how long a nigga was from his belt to his head before. [21-Sep-20 09:51 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Whoa, does she speak it shitty or okay? [21-Sep-20 09:52 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Probably a little bigger than regular human, just enough to be proportional [21-Sep-20 09:52 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Probably fluent in lamia [21-Sep-20 09:52 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 >lanai [21-Sep-20 09:52 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 kawaii name [21-Sep-20 09:52 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Lamias probably need a good amount of food [21-Sep-20 09:52 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Double human norm? Triple? [21-Sep-20 09:52 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Maybe 2x-3x more than a human due to mass [21-Sep-20 09:52 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 How big is her rattle bulb thing? [21-Sep-20 09:53 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Football size? Less? More? [21-Sep-20 09:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 But they could eat a whole bunch at once and then have it slowly digest like a real snake [21-Sep-20 09:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Hmmm [21-Sep-20 09:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Proportional to her size [21-Sep-20 09:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 How big is a regular snakes rattle? [21-Sep-20 09:53 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 >like a real snake Yeah but real snakes spend the majority of their time doing fuck-all, and can afford to wait for their sustenance like that can't they? Not so, presumably, for our busy Sheriff [21-Sep-20 09:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I’d say around football size [21-Sep-20 09:53 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 >how big I-Idunno. Roughly the size of their head. [21-Sep-20 09:54 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Football size seems fine. [21-Sep-20 09:54 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Yeah football works [21-Sep-20 09:54 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Also that’s true about real snakes [21-Sep-20 09:54 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 So she’d definitely need to eat a good amount [21-Sep-20 09:54 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Man, all these monster girls need to pay so much more in food costs [21-Sep-20 09:54 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Unfortunately [21-Sep-20 09:54 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 But hey [21-Sep-20 09:55 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Decent paying sheriff gig and drug related money [21-Sep-20 09:55 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Yee. Where did all these Golem niggas in the story come from? [21-Sep-20 09:57 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Probably supplied by the drug cartels [21-Sep-20 09:58 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Tell me more about the town. Is there any legitimate work that goes on there at all anymore? Are all the towns people OG's from the mining days, or are these all recent transplants because of the drug money [21-Sep-20 10:13 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 A lot of them are recent transplants [21-Sep-20 10:14 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 It used to have a booming Borax production, but after a while the mines dried up and the town went under a bit [21-Sep-20 10:14 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 The cocaine trade is what keeps it going now, with the borax used as a front to ship crates and launder money [21-Sep-20 10:17 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Are they all willing larpers? Seemed that way [21-Sep-20 10:17 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I would say so [21-Sep-20 10:17 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Or even just emulating the local style XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX [21-Sep-20 10:38 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 >What do these new town transplants even do though? Guard work? Chemists for the drugs? Laborers to package and load the drugs? Did the town's og miners stick around and still mine as a cover? @Fucking Kevin Goddamnit probably moving stuff, protection, keeping the real operation safe [21-Sep-20 10:39 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 @Fucking Kevin Goddamnit probably about average size. when she is casually standing I imagine probably about six feet tall [21-Sep-20 10:42 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Only 6 feet? Still imposing but perhaps less so than I expected. I suppise she can make herself taller at will with her snake parts, to an extent [21-Sep-20 10:43 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 @Fucking Kevin Goddamnit yes, she could [21-Sep-20 11:30 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Google tells me rattle snakes are one of the few snake types that give live birth [21-Sep-20 11:32 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 @Fucking Kevin Goddamnit :sex: [22-Sep-20 08:35 AM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 What stories are out there that focus on lamias XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX [22-Sep-20 07:41 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 @Battlebrothermichael Lamia culture pill me. [22-Sep-20 07:48 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Hmmm [22-Sep-20 07:49 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Don’t have much on Lamia culture [22-Sep-20 07:49 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I don’t think we’ve thought of that yet [22-Sep-20 07:49 PM] Infinitevegetals#7795 Do they have a culture [22-Sep-20 07:49 PM] Infinitevegetals#7795 Maybe they just hide in the grass and eat things [22-Sep-20 07:49 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 hsss [22-Sep-20 07:49 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 I like the idea that civil wars were fought over a really big and really good sunning rock the size of a parking lot [22-Sep-20 07:50 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Like that bit of abbo religion where they worship that gigantic fucking rock [22-Sep-20 07:50 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 but more based and practical [22-Sep-20 07:50 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 >culturally important giant plateau rock [22-Sep-20 07:51 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 >sunning on it is supposed to be a religious experience [22-Sep-20 07:51 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Could be made out of black marble or granite [22-Sep-20 07:51 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Absorbs a lot of heat [22-Sep-20 07:51 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Super comfy [22-Sep-20 07:52 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 >Humans come and civilize the area >huge swathes of warm asphalt to replace outmoded "big rock" >tons of Lamia get ran over because they're drunk and take naps in the middle of the road [22-Sep-20 07:52 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 >lamia are fine after getting run over [22-Sep-20 07:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 >cars are totaled [22-Sep-20 07:53 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Goodbye axels [22-Sep-20 07:54 PM] instant ramen#8608 >big long thick lamia girl [22-Sep-20 07:54 PM] instant ramen#8608 >hisses at u when she passes by u in the hallway [22-Sep-20 07:54 PM] instant ramen#8608 >basically filling it [22-Sep-20 07:54 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Hissing is rude [22-Sep-20 07:55 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Hissing booth [22-Sep-20 07:56 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 They speak something that sounds like Vietnamese, right? [22-Sep-20 07:56 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I think so [22-Sep-20 07:56 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 iirc from what I wrote [22-Sep-20 07:57 PM] instant ramen#8608 :barf: [22-Sep-20 07:58 PM] [NoNameGiven]#3446 invaders gonna go ROKA on the snek-ladies [22-Sep-20 07:59 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 oh no [22-Sep-20 07:59 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 I used to be able to do a really good Vietnam accent and I can't anymore. [22-Sep-20 07:59 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Or, well. Southern Vietnamese, I think, is what that was. [22-Sep-20 07:59 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Vietnamese is a snake language XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX [07-Oct-20 09:52 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Imagine a Lamia police woman searching a human and being really confused at how to handle the legs part of things because she's never dealt with a human before. [07-Oct-20 09:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 :Jerry: [07-Oct-20 09:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 A sheriff? [07-Oct-20 09:53 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 @Battlebrothermichael Huh, what do you know {Attachments} https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/495614833337565186/763625050209255424/ddirrzr-392e018e-d5e4-4b2d-a57a-92cd32f941b5.png [07-Oct-20 09:53 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 I didn't think I'd find exactly what I was looking for, but, there it is I guess [07-Oct-20 09:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 That’s cute as fuck [07-Oct-20 09:53 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 I mean the art could be better but eh [07-Oct-20 09:53 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 I don't like the scales on ears thing. [07-Oct-20 09:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 >Lamia has to learn what a prison pocket is >they don’t like it [07-Oct-20 09:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Personally I don’t mind scales on the face [07-Oct-20 09:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Adds character [07-Oct-20 09:54 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Face is one thing, but the entire ear being scale is bad. [07-Oct-20 09:54 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Hell, I don't even care for scales on the face for starters [07-Oct-20 09:54 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Smooth [07-Oct-20 09:54 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 but the ears? Certainly not. [07-Oct-20 09:54 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Human-flesh ears, albeit pointy. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX [13-Oct-20 01:30 PM] mothman#1742 maybe a harpy in the hunters lodge ? [13-Oct-20 01:30 PM] mothman#1742 :vibeface: [13-Oct-20 01:31 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Could be. Flying over all the jungle bs could be quite useful. [13-Oct-20 01:31 PM] mothman#1742 >jungle [13-Oct-20 01:31 PM] mothman#1742 asia's not all jungle [13-Oct-20 01:32 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Lamia would be extra wary about harpoids since they can just fly over walls of jungle foliage and walls and ditches [13-Oct-20 01:32 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Yee, but most of oue general lodge talk has been jungle-specific [13-Oct-20 01:32 PM] mothman#1742 hmmm [13-Oct-20 01:32 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 And Lamia-connected besides [13-Oct-20 01:32 PM] mothman#1742 thats just one lodge tho [13-Oct-20 01:32 PM] mothman#1742 there's lots of them [13-Oct-20 01:32 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Na, s'meant to be several [13-Oct-20 01:33 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 We talked about a specific early-formed lodge as an aside [13-Oct-20 01:33 PM] mothman#1742 yeah [13-Oct-20 01:33 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 But that generally the lodges trade with Lamia and what not, and weve mostly been talkin jungle in that case at least. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX [19-Oct-20 08:43 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 @Battlebrothermichael Tell me again about Samantha the Lamia Sheriff. [19-Oct-20 08:43 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 @mothman that’s a cute image [19-Oct-20 08:43 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Uhhh [19-Oct-20 08:43 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 @Fucking Kevin Goddamnit what would you like to know? [19-Oct-20 08:43 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Physicality, mostly. What's she look like in your eyes, again? [19-Oct-20 08:45 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Also what do you think of the concept of [n e r v o u s h i s s i n g] [19-Oct-20 08:45 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Which as it turns out is nsfw so look at it in coomery: [19-Oct-20 08:46 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Hmmm [19-Oct-20 08:47 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 In my minds eye: She has a rattle snake pattern body, and slightly tanned skin from being in the sun. Yellowed eyes, and long black hair. A bit of a serious look to her. She has those leather desperado bandoliers around her with round son them, as well as a black vest that’s her shirt. Wears a wide brimmed black sombrero style hat with those red dangling balls on it. [19-Oct-20 08:47 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Also [19-Oct-20 08:47 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 When'st do they hiss? Hissing is mostly a defensive "get the fuck away" sort of response to things... But, human beings also keep their hands in front of them and look away from people when embarrassed or otherwise nervous, which is also, in some senses, a defensive mechanism. So clearly defensive mechanisms can extend into active use by at least *some* sapient beings like ourselves. [19-Oct-20 08:48 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 W-what about the nervous hissing? [19-Oct-20 08:48 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I think a hiss would be when surprised [19-Oct-20 08:48 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Sort of how humans yell when surprised [19-Oct-20 08:48 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 That instinctual sound [19-Oct-20 08:49 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Hmm... How about also when intimidated. So.. School bully... going up to the front of the class to solve a math problem you don't know the answer to... uhh, yeah. [19-Oct-20 08:49 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Yes [19-Oct-20 08:49 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 When intimidated as well [19-Oct-20 08:49 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 >Sombrero style hat >desperado bandoliers Not very sheriff-y dress to her, huh? [19-Oct-20 08:50 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Well, she does have a sheriff badge, but that’s it [19-Oct-20 08:51 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Why does she dress that way, anyway? Or.. did dress that way, that one particular day, at the least. [19-Oct-20 08:52 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Also, how does Lamia skin work in regards to things like tanning. If they tanned at the same rate as humans, they'd all look like leather by the time they were 20, with all the sunning they traditionally like to do. [19-Oct-20 08:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Probably is her regular outfit in my minds eye [19-Oct-20 08:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 That’s what she wore when on the job [19-Oct-20 08:53 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I’d think that their human skin has a harder time getting tanned/burned from the sun [19-Oct-20 08:54 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Ehh. That type of sombrero, I'm like 90 percent sure, is a meme sombrero though. It'd be the equivalent to a state trooper wearing a cowboy hat with sequins on it. [19-Oct-20 08:54 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Kind of like how melanated individuals have a harder time absorbing UV rays [19-Oct-20 08:54 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 At least, as far as I'm aware. [19-Oct-20 08:54 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Possibly a natural sunscreen in their skins oil that blocks the harmful rays [19-Oct-20 08:54 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Yee. Don't tan as well really + aren't as susceptible to skin cancer. [19-Oct-20 08:55 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 >Ehh. That type of sombrero, I'm like 90 percent sure, is a meme sombrero though. It'd be the equivalent to a state trooper wearing a cowboy hat with sequins on it. @Fucking Kevin Goddamnit ||thats the joke, mainly because they look like larpers in that town :Jerry: || [19-Oct-20 08:55 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 I wonder if Samantha's dad would be the type'a nigga to happily go tanning, or to not do it much in his age for fear of eventual skin cancer. [19-Oct-20 08:55 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Mmm'. [19-Oct-20 08:56 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 I was thinking of going with the "she lost a bet" thing or something to explain that hat, specifically. Since we talked about her being legit in her interests instead of low-effort larp. [19-Oct-20 08:58 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Samanthas dad probably spends a small fortune on sunscreen for himself [19-Oct-20 08:58 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 And has a nice umbrella for when sunning with snekwife [19-Oct-20 08:58 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 He's an adventurer.. I'm wondering if he'd be like those older contractor types, who's lower legs, arms, and partly face, are that deep whiteperson tan [19-Oct-20 08:58 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 but everything else is somewhat pale [19-Oct-20 08:58 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Or if he'd have a more consistent tan.... ooorrrr be fairly normal, meaning he'd have been covering his skin, as is advised, for his adventurs. [19-Oct-20 08:59 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 He’d probably have a good bit of a farmers tan [19-Oct-20 08:59 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 But yeah, I could definitely see him wanting to spend time with his family in that relaxed way, and sunning works great for that. [19-Oct-20 09:00 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Snake wife has a rock, female snake child has a rock, and he has a rock that he doesn't use, instead using it as an ottoman or side table while he's in a lounge chair or something, reading a book while his girls do their weird Lamia sun thing. [19-Oct-20 09:00 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 :happyharpy: [19-Oct-20 09:00 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 That sounds cute as fuck [19-Oct-20 09:02 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 So, Snake Wife's a mechanic, I decided a long while ago. Good paying job, she's talented at it, and plus she needs her own vehicles worked on since she's 1,500+ fucking pounds. Makes sense.. What does he do though? Adventuring is too dangerous now that they have a kid.. Or at least that could be one of a few factors. Or maybe he does do adventuring, but only occasionally, like a trucker might. [19-Oct-20 09:02 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 1. Stay at home dad 2. Adventurer 3. Part time adventurer 4. Something more mundane. Handfull'a options. [19-Oct-20 09:02 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Dad used to adventure, and put all that money he earned off it into investments and stocks [19-Oct-20 09:03 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Makes a healthy amount with dividends and payments [19-Oct-20 09:03 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Ah, neat. Lil smarter than I pegged him for. Maybe his are the uhh.... What's the proper term. [19-Oct-20 09:03 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 I don't wanna say "the high IQ brainlet's route" [19-Oct-20 09:03 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 but [19-Oct-20 09:06 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Maybe he also got a lot of gold. Something very valuable but small in size. Lived off that until things stabilized enough for stocks to become less batshit insane, and then invested accordingly. [19-Oct-20 09:06 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Retired at age XX to fuck his Lamia wife and teach his daughter how to shoot. {Reactions} happyharpy (2) [19-Oct-20 09:06 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 I bet he took her horse riding when she was very young, before she got so big that it became infeasible for her to ride a horse. [19-Oct-20 09:07 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Sounds like he had a very fulfilling life [19-Oct-20 09:07 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Maybe he just lives off his treasure fund? [19-Oct-20 09:07 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Gold is expensive [19-Oct-20 09:07 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 >Rent is due >slaps down a gold ingot >”that’s this years rent” [19-Oct-20 09:08 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 It is... Though after a while that only goes so far. Pay for a wedding.. pay for necessary specially equipped vehicles... pay for a home.. probably pay for the Wife's very expensive and passionate hobby-turned-job of wrench-turning.. [19-Oct-20 09:09 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 So if he only got a *small* fortune, and especially with two Lamia stomachs to fill (and since Mrs.Ekans over there comes from an Estate / Estate Group of manufacturers, she couldn't farm worth a damn from scratch even if they were in an area suitable for it), and not learning how to do it in a properly economical way, it might drain down a lot faster than he expected. [19-Oct-20 09:09 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Hence the eventual investments after his wife actually started pulling an income. [19-Oct-20 09:11 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 I need to work on how she went from a skilled but very young metal worker in her pre-modern Lamia Estate, to being employed by Ekans' adventuring team, to eventually getting so heavily into machines. [19-Oct-20 09:15 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I’m really looking forward to this story [19-Oct-20 09:15 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 I like this Lamia family [19-Oct-20 09:16 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 So do I. [19-Oct-20 09:16 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 You might be wondering, [19-Oct-20 09:16 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 "Hmmm, why didn't Mr.Ekans blow tons of fat loads into his hot snake wife, and have *eight or nine daughters* instead of just one [19-Oct-20 09:16 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Well I've got an idea on that. [19-Oct-20 09:18 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Oh? [19-Oct-20 09:18 PM] Battlebrothermichael#5958 Care to share? [19-Oct-20 09:18 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Yeah sure, since I intend this, in particular, to show up in a sort of flashback I'll do so privately. [19-Oct-20 09:19 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 As an aside, I imagine they were both really young and dumb kids who just happened to fine really strong love within eachother. Really lucked out in that case. [19-Oct-20 09:19 PM] Fucking Kevin Goddamnit#4454 Ekans-kun was maybe, idunno. 18 - 20? Snake Wife was about the same or lesser. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX