id: 374
name: anons adventure
author: Kachel
date: 13th May 2021
text len: 3158
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>be me
>be browsing /k/ as usual
>start seeing threads about mysterious portals and strange creatures appearing
>see that the feds are trying to prevent people getting in
>nofunallowed.mp3
>I start checking my gear and and begin loading the mags and for my AKS74 in my ammo pouch
>just when I'm done checking my gear and putting it on I am suddenly surrounded by a strange colorful light
>itshappening.jpg
>after what seems like forever I unceremoniously land with my face in the mud
>when I pulled myself up after some swearing I remove the mud from my eyes and check my rifle and 
>I immediately started looking for some cover 
>lucky for me I'm in a forest
>as I slowly checked my surroundings to try to spot for any skinwalkers or glowniggers I hear a horse and carriage
>whilst staying in cover I go towards the sound staying in cover and going from tree to tree
>when I spot the road I start crawling to some nearby bushes and take out my binoculars
>I spot a carriage but it's far enough to not worry about
>as I put my binoculars away a loud screech can be heard above me
>as I tactically shit my pants I aim my AK at the sound
>while looking through my sights I see that it's some kind of dragon or wyvern with a person on it
>fucking scalies
>seemingly uninterested in me they flew away
>after they flew away I started following the direction of the carriage I spotted
>whilst I was walking in the the forest I spotted something what looked like some goblins in the distance on a clearance
>fuckgreenniggers.avi
>I decided to shoot at them
>I hit one in the head the other in the torso and another one in the leg
>when I came closer I saw that the one I hit in the leg had a bag of gold with him
>I took the bag of gold from him whilst I finished it off with my knife
>cash acquired
>I searched the other ones for some loot but found nothing
>slowly I crept back to the forest edge
 
>it was getting late so I decided to set up camp
>when I finished setting up my poncho/tarp I opened one of my MRE's to eat
>after I finished my meal I wrapped my blanker around me and went to sleep
>when I tried sleeping it finally  hit me that I'm in a fantasy world
>and that it might be impossible for me to get back
>fuck it I'm just going to make the best of this world no time to think on such depressing stuff I thought to myself
>in the middle of the night I woke up to some screeching
>some goblin scouts found my camp
>I quickly got out of my tent and tried to look how many there are
>it looks like there are 6 goblins
>it also looks like they didn't know that I was there
>I quickly sneaked to cover and took aim at what looked like their leader
>whilst it was shouting orders I shot it right in between it’s eyes
>the rest of the goblins demoralized by the death of their leader and an invisible enemy ran away in fear
>sadly there was nothing of value on their leader
>only some paper with what looked like magic circles and weird writing
>might be worth something so I took it
>I moved camp to a more concealed place as a precaution and went back to sleep  
>the rest of the night was uneventful I l only woke up to some screeching but that’s it
>