id: 801
name: The OTHER harpy Canon
author: HarpyAnon
date: 17th May 2023
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>”fan-fuckin-tastic. Thanks for clearing that shit up. Later bitch!”
>the harpy hangs up the phone and then tackles me back down on the couch
>”i knew you were not a fucking faggot liar, I knew it!”
>the harpy is happy
>which means, Im happy
>she holds me tight and I hug her back
>I think she's crying tears of joy
>the harpy stops and stares deep into my eye
>I know what she wants
>go in for a kiss
>harpy is hesitant at first, but eventually she kisses back with even more vigor
>being sober will do that to you
>break the kiss and she looks at me with a glimmer in her eyes
>”hey anon, how about we move from this damn couch to my fucking nest bed?”
>she emphasises one particular word in that sentence
>oh
>oh my
>stare her in the eyes
>they seem to have a bit of a glimmer to them
>she has that look of desire to her face
>she’s breathing hard
>crack a smile at her
>’hell yes’



>the harpy practically leaps off the couch with a chirp of happiness
>jumps onto the nest bed, rolling onto her back  and looking at me
>I walk over and look at her
>the harpy has her wings splayed out and is giggling as I stare down at her
>she gives a little chirp at me 
>lay down on the nest bed, positioning myself on top of her
>elbows sink into the softness of the nest bed
>begin to kiss the neck of the harpy under me
>she’s giggling and cooing with happiness 
>feel her wrap her wings around my back
>like a soft, warm blanket
>something hard under the nest  is digging into one of my elbows
>NaniTheFuck?



>break away from the kissing, much to the harpys disappointment 
>”why the hell are you fucking stopping that?”
>’somethings hurting my elbow’
>begin to move around some of the shredded blankets
>harpy is suddenly nervous
>”I-I-I am sure it’s not fucking anything. Probably just a an pebble or something”
>’it’s a bit larger than a pebble’
>it’s deep under the nest
>feel myself grab onto some hard tube thing
>...
>rubbery, veiny, hard tube thing
>pull out and look at the object
>it’s a large, green dildo
>fashioned like an orcs dick
>the name “EGG BEATER” is emblazoned along the length
>’uh...what’s this?’
>the harpy is shaking and her face is red and sweating
>”THAT...uh...that’s...just some fucking thing I found in the desert...must’ve dropped the damn thing and it ended up in  bed somehow”
>glance down
>there’s a box
>harpy sees where I’m looking
>she cracks and embarrassed smile
>I snicker a little 
>harpys face turn incredibly red
>”FINE! It’s a Goddamn fucking dildo! Happy? I live way Fucking out here in the fucking middle of the hellish shit hole desert and get pretty damn lonely at times”
>harpy is hiding her face behind her wings
>I can’t stop snickering
>”it’s not that fucking funny dickhead. Women get horny as fuck to.”
>toss the dildo away 
>’I’m fine with it you know, it’s pretty understandable’
>gently stroke the feathers of her wings 
>she moves them away and looks at me
>move in a little closer
>’but you know, it’s not the same as the real thing’
>harpys face goes from embarrassed to curious 
>kiss her on the cheek and gently stroke her feathery arm wings more
>she shudders at the touch
>’can the “egg beater” do that?’
>she giggles 
>”hell fucking no”
>I smile back at her
>’good’


>the harpy looks at me nervously 
>”hey uh...I fucking hate to say this...but, I never really have...fucked anyone before”
>look at her surprised
>’really?’
>she nods 
>”yeah. The other damn harpys didn’t like me, and I typically just stayed fucking secluded in my cave”
>laugh with the harpy 
>’well, that makes the two of us’
>the harpy laughs 
>”son of a bitch, the way you’re talking I would’ve thought you were Ragnar Thundercock or something”
>her face cracks into a huge smile
>”you damn well stay right the fuck there”
>she scrambles to her feet and runs behind me
>turn to look at her
>”no peaking you faggot!”
>well, okay then
>wait for a few minutes as I hear the harpy cooing
>”fucking catch!”
>feel a shirt smack into the back of my head
>followed by the harpys pants
>I hear here walk back around me as I take her discarded clothing off me
>she tackles my sitting form from behind 
>”almost naked harpy hug!”

>she says it loudly with a chirp as she wraps her wings around me
>I can feel her breasts that are barely concealed by the bra pressing into me
>the bare skin of her midriff is pressed against my back 
>I can hear her breathing in my ear
>”I’ll bet you fucking want to see me? Don’t you? Especially after all those damn time helping me in that fucking shower. You probably fucking imagined me naked at least once.”
>she whispers all this into my ear
>shudder at her hot breaths tickling me
>the harpy giggles a little
>”you’re like one of those fucking knife ear pricks”
>she breaks the hug and walks around the front of me, revealing her almost nude body
>she’s wearing black lingerie lace bra and panties
>her breasts are normal, not huge but still decently sized
>her thighs are perfectly squeezed in the panties
>her wing arms make her like like an angel
>if she wasn’t a merc, she would have made a damn good Victoria’s Secret model 
>she’s has a shit eating grin spread from ear to ear
>”well, whatya fucking think? Fit the mental image you made yah damn perv?”
>smile at her
>’no’
>her face becomes disappointed
>”what the fuck, really?”
>grin back at her
>’it’s even better’
>she rolls her eyes at the joke
>”you fucking douchebag”

>I study the lingerie more
>a thought occurs to me
>’hey, did you find that at my apartment?’
>she gives me a cocky look
>”not like you were ever going to fucking wear it”
>yeah, that’s true
>drowbro will be happy to hear about this
>she motions for me to stand up
>”come on dickhead, fucking show me the damn goods”
>get up off the bed 
>begin to take off my shirt
>”fucking slower”
>...
>ok?
>slowly take off my shirt
>harpy has a glossy look to her eyes
>here mouth is slightly open and drooling a little 
>”that’s fucking nice. Take those damn pants off now”
>strip out of my pants
>do it slowly, putting on a little show for the harpy
>she’s cooing as she watches me intently
>toss the pants to the side and strike a little pose in my boxers 
>she giggles and looks me up and down
>”holy shit. Not bad anon”
>she chirps excitedly and then jumps back down onto the nest bed


>the harpy rolls over onto her stomach, displaying her back and ass for me
>”how about a nice fucking massage anon?My backs pretty fucked and you did it really well that one time, so it would feel damn nice”
>put my hands on her back and slowly press down
>the harpy begins cooing as I rub her back 
>she sighs happily 
>move along her back and begins to rub her shoulders and massage her wings
>she’s cooing insanely loud
>”fucking nice”
>rub her wings up and down, making sure to brush and stroke her feathers
>she cooes and shudders at the touch
>”hey anon, remember that fucking first night you helped me take a damn bath?”
>the night when I accidentally touched her ass and was sporting a raging hard on that I had to keep hidden for the next several hours?
>definitely 
>’how can I forget that?’
>shes smiling widely
>”well, how about you massage my ass?”
>....
>hell yes
>slowly work my way down her back 
>get to just above the harpys ass
>gently massage the part above it
>she cooing loudly 
>take the plunge and move down, using one hand on either cheek
>the harpy gives a yelp and a chirp at the same time
>she shivers and gives a deep sigh as I rub and massage the soft flesh
>”motherfucker that feels good”
>I think she’s drooling a little
>her ass is a bit tight, but very soft
>eventually move down and start rubbing her even softer harpy thighs
>thicc harpy thighs like these are proof that god is real and that he loves us
>the harpy looks back at me and grins
>”you fucking love touching my god damn thighs”
>I just shrug and massage them more
>’they are very nice’
>shes cooing and nestling her head into the blankets
>she’s enjoying this



>finish up massaging up the harpy
>’so, how do you feel?’
>she rolls onto her back and stretches
>”nice and fucking loose”
>her eyes are Smokey looking as she looks me over
>she settles her sights on my crotch again
>”damn, you seem a little fucking stiff though”
>...
>what?
>look down to where the harpy is staring
>oh
>it DOES seems like I am a little stiff
>I was to busy massaging her to realize that I gone fully erect inside my boxers
>she’s grinning from ear to ear
>”you fucking perv”
>she flicks her gaze back up to my face
>”well, fucking take em off yah perv.”
>nervously slide off my boxers
>harpy is staring excitedly
>take them off and toss them away
>”holy shit”
>she’s has that look of desire on her face
>eyes glossed over
>mouth ajar
>a little bit of drool
>she mutters “holy mother fucking hell” 
>her eyes get a excited yet nervous look to them
>she swallows hard
>”damn, that fucking thing is...going in?”
>’well, only if you want it to…’
>the harpy nods her head
>”hell yeah i fucking want it to! you either put it in or I’m going to fucking do it myself!”
>oh
>cool
>gesture at her lingerie 
>’how about you make it a little easier for me then?’
>she looks at the bra and panties and smirks
>”guess I don’t fucking need these any god damn more”
>she covers her body with one wing, and then uses her other arm to undo the lingerie
>I can hear her muttering and swearing under her breath
>”fucking retarded pieces of...fucking string...god damn it…”
>she eventually breathes a sigh of relief
>”hey anon…” she says in low, sultry voice
>lean in a little closer to her 
>’yes?’
>”Catch morherfucker!”
>she tosses the bra right in my face
>it’s a (boobie) trap!
>the soft piece of fabric wraps itself around my head
>it smells like her
>the harpy is laughing as I struggle to get it off my face
>”you dumbass, you should’ve seen the fucking look on your damn face”
>smile back at her as I toss the bra away
>she takes the opportunity to fling the panties at my head
>they land right on target
>she’s laughing again
>as I remove them I notice the  panties have a wet spot on them
>Nice.Gif
>the harpy is laying on her back, covering herself with her wings, looking at me endearingly 
>”have you...ever seen a bitch buck-ass nude before? Like, in fucking real life?”
>’nope. have you ever seen a fully nude man before?’
>she shakes her head no 
>”nah, only in fucking pornos and that”
>she lets out a deep breath
>”well, here you fucking go.”
>she removes her wings from herself, revealing her naked body
>holy shit
>there are few things that cause such great emotion in man
>a rising sun
>the northern lights
>the clear night sky
>and
>a fully nude harpy
>her skin is a bit paler where her clothes were, leaving slight tan lines 
>her breasts are slightly smaller than they looked in the bra, but still are very nice
>her nipples are completely hard
>i glance down between her thighs at her woman hood
>’oh’
>she gets a nervous look on her face
>”what the fucks wrong? Why a damn “oh”?”
>’well..I was expecting...you to be, you know...more...birdlike down there”
>she swallows hard
>”w-well, yeah. It’s just a fucking normal vag. Harpys don’t have the stupid bird hole things. That’s disgusting. Is that...fucking disappointing or…”
>I quickly shake my head 
>’no no, that’s great! To be honest, I was expecting a bird thing, but this is much better!’
>the sighs with relief and giggles
>I can hear here muttering “bird fucker” under her breath humorously
>look down and study her womanhood more 
>notice that instead of hair, there is a light dusting of what looks like small, downy feathers 
>not going to lie, it looks pretty hot
>her bare thighs around it seem to be incredibly soft
>like marshmallow fluff
>the harpy has an embarrassed smile
>”so, you fucking like what you’re staring at pervert?”
>’as much as you liked this’
>”Damn. So not that fucking much then?”
>freeze up a little
>’what?’
>harpy starts laughing again
>”I’m fucking kidding you dumbass. Get your ass over here, I’m practically fucking burning up with anticipation!”
>smile at her
>that’s my harpy
>move over and position myself above her missionary style
>shes biting her lip and looking down
>my manhood is resting inches away from her entrances
>she lets out a nervous breath
>stares me in the eyes
>”hey, anon, can I ask you for a huge fucking favor?”
>the harpy finishes the sentence and then snorts out a little laugh
>”heh, *fucking* favor. Anyways, so...just...please be a damn little bit gentle, alright? I don’t want to fucking get hurt.”
>her face is really nervous
>‘ you sure you want to do this?’
>she rolls her eyes
>”fucking hell yeah! Just...do it damn slow, okay?”
>nod yes to the harpy
>kiss her on the lips 
>break the kiss 
>’ready?’
>she nods yes
>alrighty
>here we go
>press the head of my manhood right up to her entrance
>the harpy makes a small whimpers as it touches 
>slowly push myself inside
>her inner folds are tight and smooth, their warmth and softness wrapping around me
>the harpy squawks a bit and gives a louder whimper, gripping onto the sheets of the nest bed
>”holy shit”
>I stop 
>’are you alright?’
>her face is turning a little red
>she nods yes
>”yeah...it’s just...fucking hell, it feels damn different…”
>uh oh
>’do you...not like it?’
>harpy shakes her head no
>”never fucking said that dumbass”
>grin at her and then slowly go deeper into her folds
>she’s muttering “holy shit” continuously as I go further and further inside her warm and wet body
>by the time my whole length is in her she’s bright red and panting heavily, knuckles white as they grip the blankets
>’are you okay?’
>she nods yes, gritting her teeth and wincing
>”fuck...yeah, I’m good...Jesus fucking Christ...holy shit just...just fucking rest here for a second alright? Your going to fucking kill me.”
>I stay still as possible, trying not to move inside the harpy
>she eventually stops wincing and her breathing flattens out as she gets used to the feeling of me inside her
>she lets out a small laugh
>”whoa boy, that feels way fucking different than anything that I’ve ever tried.”
>’is it a good different?’
>she nods yes 
>”a very fucking good different, it feels fucking fantastic. How does it feel for you?”
>’fucking great.’
>she has her classic shit eating grin on her face
>”so, how about you fucking move a damn little bit so we can both feel even better?”
>smile at her and start to pull out a little
>”FUCKING GENTLY THOUGH! Please, be Damn fucking slow, but still move.”
>smile at her and give a quick kiss on the cheek
>’don’t worry, I’ll be slow’
>she gives a cute little chirp and smiles
>i pull myself out to where I’m almost completely out
>I gently push myself back in, causing her to give a small, gentle coo as she whispers a drawn out “fuck”
>I respond similarly as I feel her warmth and wetness wrap around me agian
>go in as far as I can, the harpy giving a quiet moan and chirp as I bury myself to the hilt 
>slowly do this several more times, each time causing her to coo and give an occasional soft moan
>both me and the harpy are enjoying this
>”hey, uh...would you fucking mind going a small bit damn faster?”
>stop as I hear this question 
>’how much faster?’
>”I mean…a little faster, not as fucking slow as your going”
>grin at the harpy
>she gets a slightly concerned look on her face
>’so, like this?’
>before she can respond I quickly slam myself all the way into her, causing her whole body to jiggle
>she lets out a loud squawk and a scream of surprise
>”FUCK”
>she’s panting hard in surprise and her face is red again
>oh fuck
>did I hurt her?
>her face goes from surprised to a savage grin
>”HELL. FUCKING. YES. DO THAT SHIT MORE.”
>I stare at the harpy in surprise 
>her eyes are filled with a certain spark of light and intensity
>bend down and kiss her agian, the harpy returning the kiss passionately while cooing
>move over and whisper into her ear
>’well, I hope your ready for this’
>I can feel her tightening around me in anticipation
>pull myself out and go fast into the harpy again
>she lets out another squawk and yells “fuck” again
>I do this movement again going deeper into the harpy 
>she’s constantly cooing, chirping and squawking with each movement, making the cave echo with sound similar to that of a forest
>her enjoyment is causing me to go quicker, as I build up a rhythm that’s in sync with her bird noises
>her moist, soft folds inside slowly tighten around me, squeezing my manhood harder 
>i slam myself in harder and suddenly the harpy lets out a loud sound that’s a mixture between a scream and a birds screech
>the harpys insides tighten around my member like a soft vice, making each movement pure ecstasy
>she grabs onto me with her wings, wrapping them around my back and then burying her face in my shoulder where she begins to bit my neck
>the unexpected sensations cause me to lose a bit of control and I feel myself suddenly climax
>i let a moan as I begin to orgasm inside the harpy, pumping my load into her
>the harpy twitches and shivers wildly
>in surprise I accidentally slip out of her, shooting the rest of my load out onto her stomach and midriff, painting her flesh with sticky ropes 
>the harpys arms are trembling, and eventually her grip gives away and she collapses back flat in the nest, her bare chest rising and falling with each shuddering breath she takes
>I take several deep breaths of my own before rolling over onto my back, laying next to her as we both bask in the afterglow of our orgasms
>I stare at the ceiling of the cave, listening to the rhythmic harpys breathing and her loud cooing 
>we lay like this together for a long time, nothing else in the world bothering us
>I eventually roll over onto my side and look at the harpy
>’so how was that?’
>she slowly turns her head onto its side and stares at me, he eyes having that glazed over expression to them
>”fucking great. How was it for you?”
>’very fucking great’
>lean over and give her a kiss on the cheek, causing her to giggle more and give a chirp of endearment
>I gently stroke her feathers as we both lay there, preening them for her 
>‘ did I do better than the eggbeater?’
>the harpy lets out a “Hhmm” and feigns being lost deep in thought
>”the egg beater comes in a close fucking second, but you win because the eggbeater doesn’t hug and kiss me during it, and it doesn’t stroke my feathers either.”
>I laugh at the comment
>’so if the eggbeater could do that…’
>”sorry, but you’d damn well be shit out of luck.”
>we both share a laugh 
>once our laughter quiets down, the harpy seems to be lost in contemplation 
>”really though, that was much fucking better than anything I could have done. Orgasms feel so much better when you getting dealt one instead of giving yourself one...it’s like the difference between buying something for yourself, and someone giving you a gift.”
>’did you like this “gift”?’
>”oh hell yeah” she says before glancing down at her stomach
>”even if it does leave a huge fucking mess”
>I give an awkward laugh at her 
>’should I get a towel or something?’
>she gives a sultry look as her hand goes down to her cum covered stomach
>”I think I can clean this fucking mess up myself”
>oh
>she wipes of a streak of my cum from her skin and slowly bring it up to her lips, not breaking eye contact the entire time
>she slowly opens her mouth and sticks her cum covers fingers in, before closing her lips around them
>she slowly slides her fingers out of her mouth with a pop, the digits coming back clean
>her face quickly screws up and turns from sultry to disgusted
>I suppress a chuckle as the harpy gags a little, sputtering and coughing
>”oh my fucking god, that’s shits fucking nasty!”
>her face is absolutely disgusted, and she struggling with the taste in her mouth
>’not all all what you expected it to be like?’
>she shakes her head no, face still contorted with revulsion
>”hell fucking no! What the fuck? That’s not at all what the damn hentais make that fucking shit seem like.”
>‘ now would you like me to get you a towel?’
>she quickly shakes her head yes
>”fuck yeah, and something to drink from the fridge. That’s fucking gross.”
>I get up from the nest, standing on wobbly knees and get a dishrag and a glass of orange juice for the harpy
>I give them to her and lay back down in the bed
>the harpy chugs the orange juice before beginning to wipe herself down
>”god I would fucking hate to have to clean this shit up any other way. at least you got most of that damn stuff inside of me.”
>I laugh for a minute at the comment before my mind starts thinking 
>I came inside the harpy
>...
>oh fuck
>I look at her concerned 
>’uh...come to think of it...are you…?’
>the harpy tosses away the towel and shakes her head 
>”eh, don’t fucking worry about it. The doctors said I’m pretty much infertile. I’ve had trouble with the whole egg stuff my whole life.”
>’oh, that’s...uh...I’m sorry to hear that?’
>the harpy shrugs and nuzzles up close to me
>”eh, it’s fine. I’ve fucking made peace with it. Besides…”
>the harpy suddenly moves and positions herself on top of me
>”that means you don’t have to fucking pull out next time.”
>she accents this by beginning to suck on my neck, nibbling on the flesh with her sharp teeth
>”you’ve had your fucking time on top, now it’s my fucking turn.”


>the harpy stops kissing me and sits up, straddling my waist 
>she looks down at me, a sultry grin on her face
>being under a harpy does strange things to a man
>I can feel myself getting hard again
>my erection rises up, pressing into her pert harpy butt
>”raring to go again? Does having a girl sitting on you make you horny you fucking perv?”
>’yes’
>harpy cocks an eyebrow at me and grins
>”at least you’re an honest pervert.”
>Harpy looks back at my dick behind her
>I can see her grinding her thighs together in anticipation
>”now...this might sound a little weird… but.. anon, I need you to do something.”
>I give her a nod
>time to indulge in the harpys fetish shit
>although…
>if she tells me to flip around and bend over I am going to have many objections
>she looks nervous and scared
>like she’s about to ask the world of me
>”I need… I need you to fuck my fucking thighs.”
>...
>’ok’
>”look I know it sounds like some weird shit for a girl to ask but- wait what?”
>‘I said okay. Yes. Sure. Please let me do it.’
>harpy is looking at me confused
>”not even a ounce of fucking hesitation?”
>’not really. I’m glad you asked.’
>”you… don’t even want to fucking know why I’m asking?”
>‘well, you can still tell me. It won’t affect my answer.’
>harpy bats me in the face with her wing
>”fucking horny perv, willing to stick you dick in anything as long as it’s on a girl.”
>she lets out a happy giggle before standing up
>the harpy lays down on me, using me as a cushion
>she’s shorter than me, but she fits perfect
>place my hands around her stomach, hugging her to me
>harpy reaches up and rubs the outline of my cheek
>”so, you wanna know why I’m asking you to thighfuck me?”
>’well, I still am curious. Not like the reason will make me change my mind.’
>she grins and positions herself towards my crotch, her legs spread open
>slowly she closes her legs shut, engulfing my dick in the soft, squishy meat of her thighs
>Harper slowly rubs me with them, cooing the whole time
>"It's a harpy thing, to show how good we are holding eggs. Thats why we have these thighs, for holding eggs."
>Huh
>Makes sense I guess?
>Harpy thighs are hot AND useful