Land Lady Elf
 
Written by Harpy Headpatter
 
NSFW WARNING: contains lewd

Tags: Story Arc, Long, Elf, Chubby, Milf, Hand Holding, Nakadashi, Wholesome, Ear touching, loooong elf ears, cute
 
 
Part 1
 
>be inna apartment
>pouring rain outside
>late night, cooking dinner
>hear knock at the door
>NaniTheFuck?
>answer the door, it’s elf land lady
>shes soaked to the bone, shivering in the cold
>”H-h-h-iii anon. I-I’m…-h-here to c-collect the r-r-rent-t”
>oh fuck, was that today?
>scramble inside and get the rent bill
>go and hand it to her
>her hand is shaking and her lips are close to blue
>”t-t-thank y-y-ou”
>look at her concerned
>’are you okay?’
>she shakes her head, her glasses nearly falling off
>”f-f-fine. J-j-ust a lit-t-tle c-cold”
>a little cold
>she weakly smiles
>”I-I’ll b-b-be on my w-way”
>she turns to leave
>don’t see a car or anything
>did she walk all the way here?
>yell at here to wait
>she stops and looks back
>invite her inside until the rain lets up
>”n-no I-I-it’s alr-right”
>tell her it’s supposed to start raining harder
>as if to prove my point, a bolt lighting flashes. Thunder immediately follows
>she looks around hesitantly before looking back at me
>”Actually t-that s-s-sounds L-lovely, I-if you wouldn’t mind”
>wave her over, she hurries as fast as her rain slicked shoes will allow her
>close the door behind her, keeping the worst of the bad weather out
>she is completely drenched from head to foot, holding her arms around herself to conserve heat while shivering crazily
>”t-hank you” she stammered through chattering teeth
 
 
>tell her no problem as she steps into the kitchen, offer her a seat and some hot coffee
>she sits down and takes the coffee, wrapping her hands around it for warmth
>go back to cooking dinner, set the stew to simmer and put in the bread to bake
>perfect comfy food for this weather
>see that landlady elf is still drenched, although she is shaking less after drinking the coffee
>offer her a towel, she shakes her head yes
>get her a towel and hand it to her, she starts toweling off her hair and face, and then tries her best to dry her soaked clothing
>she still is a bit blue and shivering
>she won’t get warm with those things still on
>’want me to put those in the clothes dryer? I can get you something warmer to wear In the meantime’
>she looks a little surprised at the offer, but sheepishly smiles, wiping a wet strand of hair back behind her head
>”if you don’t mind, that would be wonderful.”
>she speaks so softly
>I wouldn’t mind even if I did
>go get her a pair of long pajamas and a fresh towel
>give them to her. She takes them into the bathroom to change. Comes out a couple minutes later wearing the (arguably a little big) pajamas
>take the wet clothes and put them to dry, but not after getting the blanket that had been fluffing in the dryer
>give her the blanket, which she shyly accepts
>refill the coffee so she can warm up
 
 
>she sips at the coffee, thanking me for letting her in
>tell her no problem, she can stay as long as she needs with the rain being the way it is
>tell her that she can have dinner here since she is in. It's a long way to town and my rental house is located a bit out of the way.
>she blushes at the offer, joking that I’m spoiling her
>joke back that it never hurts to be nice to the land lady
>realize I don’t know here actual name
>just know her as “the landlady elf”
>ask for her name
>she blushes, saying it’s not a very pretty name
>insist on her telling me
>she blushes like crazy and hides her face in the blanket
>”it’s Terveellinen. My name is Terveellinen. Most people just call me Vee.”
>tell her it’s a cute name
>she hides deeper in the blanket, face the same color as a tomato
>”t-thanks” she stammers
 
 
>get talking about things.
> Ask her why she walked out here, she says that she parked her car at the beginning of the dirt path because she didn’t want it to get stuck in the mud.
>she asks me what it’s like living out here (because it’s pretty comfy, not going to lie)
>I ask her what made her decide to become a landlord (she has a business degree apparently)
>get lost in conversation at the table, tossing back and forth questions, get to know each other
>we both  agree that it’s funny how you can see someone all the time and not know a single thing about them
>she’s regained all her color at this point and is no longer shivering
>oven timer rings, telling me that the bread is done
>pull out fresh hot bread, get bowls for stew
>fill hers up first, and then mine
>give her the bowl and a large slice of bread
>she says it smells delicious, asks what type of stew it is
>tell her it’s wild game: venison, rabbit, duck, as well as potatoes and ruhbarb, as well as some other veggies and herbs
>she carefully takes a bite
>blushes
>says it’s one of the best things she tried
>asks about how I got the meat
>tell her I hunted it myself
>her eyes go wide as I mention this
>”you hunt animals? Like with a gun?”
>’uh...yes?’
>I hope this isn’t a problem
>she looks away and shyly twirls a strand of hair
>”would it be okay...if after dinner...I could see your gun?”
>’see my gun?’
>”y-yes...I’ve always wanted to see a real gun. I...never have actually seen a real gun before, I never was allowed to see them.”
>a little dumbfounded by the request
>tell her that yes, I will show her all of my guns
>her eyes light up and she gasps
>”you have...more than one?”
>she is burning red around the cheeks with blush
 
 
>we finish dinner, she ends up eating two bowls of the stew
>take Vee to my room, where I keep the guns
>open the closet and show them to her
>she gasps
>take them out and lay them across my bed
>lay out the FAL, an antique M1 Garand, a ruger ranch rifle, a Winchester buckshot shotgun, a 1911, and a browning high power.
>she is staring at all of them like a kid looking at a collection of puppies
>”can I...touch them?”
>tell her yes
>she proceeds to touch and rub all over the guns, picking them up and studying them closely
>’if you want, sometime when the rain clears up and you're out here I can teach you how to fire one of them.’
>Vee stops and looks at me, a twinkle in her eye
>”r-really?”
>tell her yes
>she smiles widely and I nearly get tackled in an elf hug
>”that would be amazing!”
>elf boobs getting pushed into me
>elf smell overpowering
>anon.exe has stopped working
>she looks up at my face and stumbles backwards, just realizing what she did
>”I am so sorry, I just got a little excited there”
>tell her it’s fine
>to be honest, she not the only one that got “excited” there
>thank the /k/ube for heavy jeans
>room gets lit up as lighting flashes outside
>lights go out as a loud boom of thunder sounds
>Vee yelps and I am tackled again as she clings into me
 
 
 
>the last bolt must have caused a power outage
>hear Vee nearly hyperventilating, tell her it’s alright and try to explain that it’s just a power outage
>doesn’t work
>scared elf is scared
>hug her back, tell her it’s alright
>pat her head and ruffle her hair
>she seems to come to her senses and near immediately lets go of me again
>”s-sorry about that, I get startled easily”
>tell her it’s fine
>click on flashlight, lead Vee back through house to living room by her hand
>get a fire going in the fireplace to provide both light and warmth (stupid electric heater)
>gentle fire warmth fills the room, as well as the smell of burning wood
>very comfy
>Vee sits on the couch next to me, sharing the fluffed blanket with me
>we both sit on the couch, watching the fire crackle and burn
>Vee is nearly hypnotized by the flames
>tells me that she usually doesn’t get to have a fire where she lives
>her breathing gets slower and heavier
>she begins to nod off
>head slowly drifts down onto my shoulder
>Vee begins to lightly snore
 
 
 
>sit there for who knows how long with the elf sleeping on my shoulder
>hear her muttering in her sleep
>”mmm…”
>?
>”mmm...anon”
>??????
>”AH...mmm..ah…anon..oh...ah”
>?!?!?!?!
>gently nudge her
>’Vee? Are you alright?’
>her eyes open slightly
>she stares me in the eyes for a few seconds, her eyes dusky looking
>she smiles and kisses my neck, sucking on the flesh of it
>ANON.EXE has stopped working
>she breaks the neck kiss and goes to lay her head back down in my shoulder
>she puts her head down, but then it slips, causing her head to fall into my lap
>she yelps in surprise, I yelp a little in pain
>she is breathing heavy again
>”I’m awake” she says in panic
>she immediately bolts upright and scoots farther away from me on the couch
>she fixes her glasses and shoves the blanket off of her, her face burning bright red like molten metal
>the blush is warmer than the fires heat
>she sits upright, trying to compose herself
>”I-I-I am sorry, that was very unprofessional of me. Especially for a provider-customer relationship. I’ve become too comfortable here. Thank you for your hospitality, but I need to be on my way.”
>she rattled all of this off like a machine gun
>I’m a bit confused
>she continues talking
>”im so sorry to have put you in this circumstance and that I have been giving unwanted physical contact, it is not very becoming of me to do this.”
>shake off initial confusion
>”I’m going to change back into my clothing and then head out, rain or not. Again, thank you for your hospitality and what you have done for m-“
>she stammers off as I kiss her neck in the same way she kissed mine
 
 
>”m-m-mu…-meee-AH”
>she keeps stuttering as I kiss her neck
>break the kiss with a small popping noise
>her face is red and she is breathing very hard
>looks at me on disbelief
>”a-a-non? Why did you do that?”
>....
>why did I do that?
>shitshitshitshit
>think of a response Anon!
>’because you’re cute?’
>....
>fuck. That’s it. You're dead meat anon. Now she’s going to leave
>she blushes and looks away, shrinking back and trying to hide a smile
>”y-you shouldn’t just do that because a woman is cute anon”
>she is slowly kicking her legs. I swear I can faintly smell blackberries and pine
>’well, why did you kiss my neck then?’
>Vee smiles sheepishly
>”because...I thought...you were...cute…”
>she says it so softly
>she is so cute
>scoot over closer to her
>she looks away as I get closer, acting coy
>wrap arms around her
>her breathing catches and she shudders
>begin kissing her neck again
>she moans softly with every small smooch
>she is wiggling in my embrace, trying to move to face me
>kiss up her neck, plant kisses on her cheek
>she giggles
>such a cute sound
>kiss across her cheek, eventually move towards her mouth
>plant a kiss directly on her mouth
>she is hesitant at first, but returns it with equal, if not more vigor
>maneuvers in my grip to face me directly with her body, ends up sitting on my lap, her arms wrapped around me
 
 
>kiss each other for what seems like an eternity
>slowly rub up and down her back
>Vee lets out little moans with each movement
>move hand up to the back of her head and start to play with her hair
>she moans louder into my mouth, her kissing starting to become weaker
>push the advantage and kiss her back harder
>move hand up her head
>get to the base of her elf ears
>run my fingers along it
>Vee gasps loudly and breaks the kiss, recoiling from the sensation while letting out a little squeak
>she is breathing very heavily now, her cheeks flushed red
>curiously rub the base of her ear
>she seems to flinch at the sensation, shuddering with each little rub while moaning and gasping
>”ah...hah-AH..ah”
>the little noises she makes are so cute
>rub her ear a little harder, going up and down the length of it
>her breathing is getting harder, her eyelids are flickering
>decide to take it up a level
>begin to kiss her neck gain while rubbing her ear
>Vee lets out a really loud shuddering gasp, followed by more little moans
>”AH-ah...an-AH-anon-ah…”
>she can’t even speak properly at the moment
> Vee is shuddering and fidgeting like crazy on my lap, moaning and gasping with each little touch and kiss
>she is like jelly in my arms
>it is adorable
 
 
>not sure how much more of this Vee can handle
>she is running extremely hot
>breaths are nothing more than little gasps and pants
>her glasses are nearly completely fogged up
>the smell of blackberries and pine is all a round me
>run my hand up her ear for a final time and pinch the tip a little
>”AH!”
>she shudders violently and then goes completely still
>feel a wet spot develop on my lap under her legs
>there is a fresh surge of the smell of pine and blackberries
>Vees breathing is in long, shallow pulls. Each breath is accented by a small moan and a shudder
>with each breath she gets quieter
>nearly falls backwards, but I catch her and pull her forwards towards me.
>Vee lays across me, resting her head on my shoulder as she comes down from her climax
>our two bodies mold together, as if two pieces of a puzzle
>hear each little breath of hers get lower and lower
>”AH...Ah…ah..a...h”
>her eyes are closed and her breathing is almost too low to hear
>slowly remove her glasses and kiss her gently on the top of her head
>sit very still, basking in the fires light and warmth with a sleeping elf laying on me
>slowly, sleep claims me, and the rest of the night passes in blissful peace
 
End part 1
 
 
 
Part 2
 
 
>wake up to the sound of rain pattering on the roof of my home, and Vee’s soft breathing
>somehow ended up laying down on the couch with her on top of me last night
>she is curled up on me, peacefully asleep
>she looks so cute while she sleeps
>carefully roll her off me as I get up
>she shifts and mumbles something, but curls up under the blanket and stays asleep
>realize at this point that I fell asleep in my jeans
>huge stain on them from Vee
>shower and change clothes
>lights in the bathroom don’t work, which means power is still out
>at least the water heater isn’t electric
>come out fresh and clean
>decide to cook breakfast while the elf is still asleep.
>French toast from last night's bread and wild boar sausage, with coffee (boiled on the stove instead of in the coffee maker)
>everything is cooked and ready so I go to wake up Vee
>kneel down besides the couch where she is sleeping
>pause for a second and studdy her
>listen to her small, shallow breaths
>so cute
>almost can’t bring myself to wake her up
>almost
>gently shake her shoulder and whisper her name
>’Vee, do you want to wake up? I cooked breakfast.’
>she stirs after a couple seconds and stares at me
>her eyes have the same Smokey expression as they had last night
>”you cooked breakfast?”
>’yes. Made some sausage and French toast. Theres fruit and coffee if you want it as well’
>she blushes with a smile
>”your spoiling me anon”
>she is almost too cute NOT to spoil  
 
 
>have a nice breakfast with Vee
>she saw that it was still raining hard, so she asked if she could stay the rest of today as well and leave in the morning
>”I-if that’s alright with you. I don’t want to impose or be a bother…”
>tell her it won’t be a bother, it’s been nice having company
>she blushes at the comment
>”thank you anon. I...really wasn’t going to do much this weekend, probably just spend it alone at home again. This has been very nice.”
>she gets a very shy look on her face and shrinks back in her seat
>”especially...last night...that was...very nice”
>she says it in a bashful tone almost too quiet to hear
>”I would even stay tomorrow -IF YOU LET ME AND IT WAS ALRIGHT- of course, but I have work and I also have to pick up my daughter”
>mind stops
>pick up her daughter
>daughter
>daughter = mother + FATHER
>Anon.exe is computing….
>results = OH NO
 
 
>Vee doesn’t seem to notice my pause as my mind races
>”it’s her fathers weekend to have her over, so I have to drop her off earlier in the day before work since he won’t pick her up from my sisters house”
>wait
>fathers weekend
>anon.exe is computing….
>results = I think we are clear captain, but let’s check
>ask about Vee about her daughter. She smiles and shows me a picture of her.
>looks like a miniature, younger version of Vee.
>Vee tells me her name is Ihana. She is about seven years old. From what she told me, she is the light of Vees life. She says she tries to give all the love and care in the world to her daughter, especially since she is a single parent
>silently thank the /k/ube for the last part
>Vees face becomes a little sad looking
>”I just wish I could be there more for her. I get so busy with work and trying to stay afloat that I feel as if I don’t get to spend enough time with her. It puts knots in my stomach how stressed I get.”
>I can’t stand to look at a pouty elf
>reassure her that Ihana knows that she is trying, and that she has a great mother
>Vee giggles
>”that’s more than her father ever had to say about me”
 
 
>me and Vee finish breakfast together, chatting the whole time
>she asks what I usually would do on the weekends when not working
>probably would mess around on my computer, go hiking/hunting, or watch some movies
>rain+power outage ensures that this is not going to happen
>still can have fun inside the olden way
>dust off a couple old board games and decks of cards
>teach Vee to play “baseball”, “baseball in the dark”, and “baseball in the dark with the rain”
>elves are unnaturally good at card games
>beats me out 2-7
>”I-I’m sorry anon, it’s probably just beginners luck”
>she teaches me a couple of elven card games
>”rainbow lotus” (basically solitaire with two people and a no diamond cards) and “light diamond” (poker + bullshit, with a dash of Texas holdem)
>she gets shy and quiet when she has to correct how I am playing
>”n-no anon...try it like this…?”
>spend a couple hours playing cards and talking before we switch to monopoly
>never play monopoly with a business major
>get destroyed within 25 minutes
>”I’m so sorry anon, I loved playing this back in college”
>eventually get hungry
>ask Vee if she is hungry
>she won’t admit it, but she is
>remember reading somewhere form some guy by the name AZ said that elves like spaghetti
>ask Vee if she would like spaghetti for dinner
>she blushes
>”it...might be my favorite”
>thanks AZ
 
 
 
>make spaghetti for me and Vee’s dinner
>canned sauce and boxed noodles, but with game sausage seasoned with Italian spices
>leftover bread from last night
>it’s almost dark, so I put the fire on in the living room and get out some candles for light
>very nice, moody lighting
>joke that it’s an “Italian vacation for the stressed mother”
>she chuckles at the joke
>pull out a bottle of red wine saved for special occasions
>ask Vee if she wants some
>she  thinks it’s a great idea
>pairs perfectly with Italian
>each have a glass of red wine with the spaghetti, Vee is loving it
>LadyAndTheTramp.mov
>both laugh as we talk over dinner
>feel my cheeks get a little red from the wine
>damn that stuff is potent
>look over at Vee
>her cheeks are rosy, and this time it’s not from blushing
>her glasses are twinkling and reflecting the fire light
>her eyes are dusky and Smokey looking
>there is a charge between us as our eyes lock
>those eyes
>those cute glasses wearing elf eyes
>she is staring back just as intently at me
>a lighting bolt flashes and thunder sounds
>Vee  jumps in her chair
>we both laugh
 
 
>Vee let’s out a yawn
>”oh man, that wine is...potent”
>it was pretty strong, I can feel a reasonable head change
>”I think...I think I want to sleep...”
>clean up dinner and cozy down in the living room
>set up a spare futon mattress on the floor of the living room floor so she doesn’t have to sleep on the couch again
>make sure she is all tucked in and comfy, with the fire nice and warm
>comfy cute elf
>go to leave her and go to my own bed
>”a-non?”
>turn back to her
>”w-would you...I-if you don’t mind...could you stay in the living room until I fall asleep? I-I-I’m...a little scared”
>smile at her and walk back over
>lay on the living room coach and smile at her
>Vee blushes
>”c-could you...get closer? ONLY IF YOU WANT TO...that is”
>get closer?
>not going to argue
>lay on the futon mattress with her
>she giggles and scoots over, offering me a spot under the blanket with her
>lay down under the blanket with her
>Vee smiles and edges closer to me
>”t-thank you anon”
 
 
>Vee is staring into my eyes
>they are smokey and twinkly
>’do you want to take off your glasses Vee?’
>she pauses for a second
>”do you...do...you think I look cuter with them or without them?”
>oh
>that is an unexpected question
>tell her that she looks cute either way
>she blushes and smiles
>”I’ll leave them on then, so I can see better”
>she keeps staring at me, not breaking eye contact
>”anon? Is it...okay if I come closer?”
>even more unexpected
>the wine must be emboldening her
>the wine is emboldening me
>’sure’
>she blushes and comes closer
>she nuzzles in close and I wrap my arms around her
 
 
>our bodies are pressed together
>Vee stares intently into my eyes
>feel her leg fidget and rub against mine
>she glances down
>gets a very nervous look on her face
>”anon?”
>’yes?’
>her face becomes more nervous looking and she is blushing
>”do...do...do you…”
>she swallows hard, and looks away
>”do you...want to...maybe...get...more comfortable?”
>....
>what?
>she keeps looking away
>”your jeans...are probably...uncomfortable?”
>she looks into my eyes again, a hesitant energy in them
>....
>well if they weren’t before they sure are now
>smile at her and unbuckle my belt
>slowly slide off the denim jeans, leaving me in just my boxers and shirt
>Vee seems to be completely surprised that I actually did it
>she smiles and with a blush snuggles in closer, rubbing her legs across mine
>she does this for a long time
>I enjoy every second of it
>enjoy it a little too much
>the rubbing of the legs slowly stops
>it looks like she slowly is coming to a realization
>”a-anon? You’re poking me.”
>what?
>My arms are around her…
>how am I...oh
>oh
>OH
>my face turns a little red as It is my turn to blush
>’sorry about that’
>release my embrace and try to move away from her
>she tightens her grip around me
>”I-i...anon...i really...dont...mind it…”
>....
>that is a surprise
 
 
 
>she let’s go of me and sits up
>I prop myself up
>she looks at me and seems to be very nervous
>”I’m a little...warm, anon. Is it okay if...I get more comfortable?”
>not really to sure what she means by this
>at least, I don’t THINK I know what she means
>’sure Vee, get as comfortable as you want’
>she smiles and blushes, moving a strand of hair out of her face and behind her ear
>”ok anon”
>she takes a deep breath
>and then lifts up her pajama shirt
>anon.exe has encountered an unexpected error
>sitting in front of me, is a shirtless elf
>her face is burning bright red and she is looking off to the side, not making eye contact with me
>but I currently am focused on something else
>two something else’s
>her bare chest is exposed to me
>her breasts are full, with two puffy pink nipples
>elf titties sure have a weird tendency to look smaller when they have a shirt over them
>strange Keebler magic
>my brain is not working
>I can only mutter ‘damn’ at the sight before me
>very smooth anon
>it was good enough for Vee, who is smiling shyly
>”do...you like them?”
>words can’t describe how I feel
>dumbly nod yes
>she smiles
>”I can see you’re excited”
>glance down
>the whole blanket is nearly tented
>chuckle awkwardly
>’yeah, I guess so’
 
>Vee moves closer and removes the blanket
>my erection is very apparent
>she sits on my lap and straddles my waist with her thighs
>feel the shaft of my member pressed up against her entrance, only separated by a scant few millimeters of cloth
>every breath she takes causes a slight movement, rubbing our two organs together ever so gently
>her bare chest is only a few inches from my face
>Vee wraps her hands around my neck and brings it even closer
>achieve nirvana as I am enveloped by her soft, warm breasts
>her scent is all around me
>it’s a euphoric softness and warmth
>hear her heart beating and the gentle catch of her breaths
>rub my face in between her bountiful bosom, appreciating the feeling of her ample chest on my face
>kiss the valley of her chest
>she giggles
>”that tickles anon”
>smile and do it again
>more elven giggles
>her exhales lightly tickle the top of my head
>reluctantly pull my head out of the heaven that is between her two breasts
>she seems a bit disappointed and concerned, her face almost looks like she is thinking that I didn’t like them
>prove whatever thought she was having wrong by kissing her left nipple
>Vee lets out a sharp gasp
>immediately repeat the action on the right one
>another sharp gasp
>her nipples have become harder, but still retain a small amount of their puffy softness
>they are just as cute as her
>suck on each of her nipples, alternating between them every few seconds
>enjoy the smoothness of them
>Vees eyes are closed and she is biting her lip
>her breathing is shallow and she is letting out a continual, low moan as I administer attention to her breasts
>the smell of pine and blackberries is slowly filling the room
>feel more blood rushing down to my pants
>my shaft presses against her slit harder as I feel the fabric dampen
 
>Vee eventually pulls herself off of me
>we are both reluctant to break apart from each other
>she sits back away from me for a few seconds, catching her breath
> she looks me over and smiles before standing up
>notice a small wet spot on the crotch of the pajamas
>”I-I...think you might... want to...see everything?”
>blink in surprise
>I shouldn’t be surprised at this point, but I still am
>she turns around and hooks her hands around the waistband of the pajama pants
>I can see her hesitation, she is still scared
>she lets out another deep breath and pulls them down all the way, kicking off the last garment
>holy shit
>once again, the clothing was hiding her true form
>once again, strange Keebler magic
>her whole, nude motherly form is exposed to me, illuminated by the fires light
>face a heart shaped ass that is begging to be touched and squeezed
>wide, child bearing hips that are the perfect handles for lovemaking
>tender and soft thighs that you want to envelope your body and never let go of you
>she is the literal perfect form of a child rearing mother
>she was literally made for breeding
>she turns around to face me, hiding her womanhood behind her hands
>Vee blushes as I look her over
>”w-well...what are you waiting for? Don't You want to join me? I-I-IN BEING COMFORTABLE, that is.”
>with all the blood rushing elsewhere, it takes me a minute to think clearly
>finally stumble to my feet and remove my shirt
>Vee raises an eyebrow in surprise
>”oh”
>’what’s wrong?’
>”you’re a little hairier than I imagined”
>she suddenly turns very red with embarrassment, realizing what she just said
>”n-not that it is bad or that I was imagining you without a shirt or anything.”
>smile at her and turn around, mimicking what she did
>remove underwear and try my best to cover my erect member
>turn around, hiding my manhood as best as I can
>she looks over my body. Not the most shredded man on earth, but still in very decent shape from frequent inna woods trips
>her eyes linger down at my crotch
>she swallows hard
>”I-I’ll show you if you...if you show me…”
>nod yes
>’deal’
>she takes a deep breath, shivering with anticipation and nervousness
>I am a bit nervous and self conscious as well
>both reveal at the same time
 
 
>Vees eyes widen in surprise at the sight of my manhood
>I’m not anything special, just about average
>but it probably beats an elves member
>don’t really think about this though
> to busy staring at her womanhood
>a neatly trimmed, little bush of hair that matches the color of the locks on her head meets my eye
>can see that the inside of her thighs are slicked with her excitement
>just as she can see my manhood is completely engorged and nearly twitching in anticipation
>we both look each other up and down, taking in the view
>we get closer to each other
>I wrap my arms around Vees waist, pulling her closer to me
>she puts her arms around my neck
>kiss her on the lips
>Vee hesitantly returns the favor
>rub my hand up and down her bare back
>she begins to moan
>rub a hand along her ample rump
>give it a small squeeze
>she yelps In surprise and pleasure
>chuckle into her mouth as I slowly and softly pat her soft backside
>continue making out while standing, the smell of blackberries and pine growing
>eventually she forcefully breaks the kiss
>”anon” she says in a very clear voice
>”I want you”
>she didn’t even stammer
>she is serious
 
 
 
 
>I Kiss her and we slowly lower down on the futon mattress
>she breaks from the embrace and lays down on her back
>I position myself over her missionary style
>our eyes lock
>it suddenly feels as if the heat and love drunkenness of the mood is gone
>both of us are instantly sober and ice cold
>tense seconds pass as we both stare at each other, frozen in fear
>the only sound is our labored breathing
>I finally speak
>‘Vee, are you sure you want this?’
>she looks into my eyes, hesitation apparent in them
>she looks off to the side, contemplating what I said
>she is not sure
>I remove myself from on top of her
>I don’t want to pressure her into this
>I don’t want to do that
>not to her
>not to Vee
>she doesn’t deserve that
>move back away from her and turn around
>I feel a hand grab onto my shoulder
>Vee is holding onto it
>look at her face
>”I-I-I want this anon”
>I look deeply into her eyes
>’are you sure?’
>she stares back and nods yes
>”I am sure”
>she lays back down and nods again
>”I do want this” she says in a very determined tone
>all the confirmation I need
>position myself over her in missionary position again
>my member is resting on top of her small bush near her lower lips
>I am throbbing in excitement
>the smell of pine and blackberries is overwhelming
>she is biting her lip looking at me
>slowly rub my manhood on the lips of her entrance
>grab her hand and hold it, our fingers entwining
>’are you ready?’
>she nods
>”I’m ready”
 
 
>slowly insert myself into her slick entrance
>she lets out a moan as I push myself further in
>she begins to wince as I go deeper
>I stop
>’are you okay’
>she is breathing heavily and nodding
>”y-y-yeah I’m fine. It has...it has just been a long time since I have done this.”
>nod and slowly push myself further into her
>she is biting her lower lip and breathing heavily
>make it to the hilt of my member
>Vee is panting heavily
>’how about I just rest here for a second?’
>she nods
>”th-th-thAH...that sounds f-f-fuh-fine”
>she can’t even speak right at the moment
>even like this, she is adorable
>ESPECIALLY like this
>wait for her to get used to the feeling of my manhood inside of her
>after several minutes, her hard breathing slows
>”I think I’m ready. Do you...want to start moving?”
>shake my head yes and slowly begin to move
>pull myself out nearly to the head before slowly pushing myself back in all the way
>she sighs at the feeling of the movement
>repeat this slow movement several times, picking up a small amount of speed with each slow thrust
>each in and out movement causes her to sigh and have her breath hitch
>she is enjoying this
>I’m enjoying it as well
>time to move it up a little
 
 
>begin to go a little faster
>begin to thrust harder, instead of slow, smooth ins and outs
>each small thrust makes her give out a small squeak
>her soft flesh moves with each thrust
>her ample breasts jiggle slightly
>repeat the light thrusts a few more times, savoring each little squeak and sound she makes
>her warmth and wetness around my member is nearly unbelievable
>it is like a massage around my manhood
>’is it okay if I go harder?’
>her face is red around the cheeks and she is breathing hard, but she shakes her head yes
>”y-y-yeAh...yAh...h-hAH-Harder…”
>increase the vigor and speed of the thrusts
>begin to hear the slapping of our flesh hitting together
>hard thrusts go deep into her heavenly folds
>her large breasts are jiggling up and down with our movements
>her eyes are screwed shut and she is panting hard, moans escaping from her mouth, glasses fogged over from her hot breath
>breath hard on her neck and kiss it
>she moans loudly again but it is cut off as she squeaks from a hard thrust
>go on like this for what feels like an eternity
>”mmHAH...ahhAH...mmmMAH…”
>my thrusts are getting even quicker and harder
>Vees has gone from small, hard moans, to a single long moan that keeps picking up in volume slowly
>I can tell she won’t last much longer
>feel my own pleasure rising as her elf womanhood tightens around my rod
>oh god
>i can tell that I am not going to last much longer
 
 
>Vee opens her eyes finally and looks me in the eyes
>as if sensing my upcoming climax, she wraps her legs around my waist
>I don’t even care at this point as I keep ramming myself deeper into her
>she squeaks, yelps, and moans with each thrust
>her tongue is hanging out and she is panting, face flushed in absolute ecstasy
>I am panting just as hard as I mercilessly pound her
>”don’t stop anon. Please don’t stop”
>I was never intending to
>not when I am this close
>she moans sharply and I feel her tighten around me
>oh god
>feels to good
>’Vee, I-i...I’m close’ I tell her as I keep thrusting into her hard
>”s-s-so..ah..ammm..I”
>she stares me deep In the eyes
>”d-don’t pull out ah-a-anon...AH...Please don’t..mm...pull out”
>even if I wanted to, I couldn’t
>and if I could, i wouldn’t
>smile at Vee and kiss her on the lips
>she is moaning into my mouth
>break the kiss and go even harder into her
>she is moaning like crazy
>neither of us are going to last much longer
>Vee is nearly screaming in pleasure
>She is trying desperately to hold herself together
>I feel her tightening around me as she reaches her climax
>she stares me in the eyes deeply as she is about to cum
>I can read the depths of love and desire in them
>”ah...breed m-me anon...mmAH”
>she moans out those magic words as she climaxes and they send me over the edge
>I cum straight inside of her, releasing what feels like gallons of my semen into her warm depths
>she moans deeply as I slowly thrust into her, riding out both of our orgasms
>our bodies meld together in heavenly ecstasy
>she has gone limp, her eyes glazed over In pleasure
>my thrusts stop
>we both shudder in pleasure for a last time
>I collapse onto her, our warm bodies entwined as we bask in the afterglow of our orgasms
 
 
>Vee weakly wraps her arms around me, rubbing the back of my head
>I feel my manhood shrink back and slowly exit from her
>kiss Vee on the top of her head
>she is nearly catatonic from her bliss
>roll off the top of her back onto the futon
>she rolls and snuggles up right next to me
>I embrace her in my arms
>We lay on the futon, basking in the glow of the fire and the warmth of each others bodies
>hear her weakly mumble something
>”...anon?”
>’yes Vee?’
>”that...that was great. Thank you”
>kiss her on the top of the head again
>’you were great too
>i can feel her blush warm my skin
>”t-t-thank you…”
>I squeeze her tight and pull the discarded blanket over us
>she is nearly asleep
>’goodnight Vee’ I tell her
>”goodnight anon” she mutters back
>we sit in near silence, listening to our breathing and the crackling of the fire
>it is peaceful
>Vee stirs slightly under the blankets
>”anon?”
>’yes Vee?’
>”I think I love you”
>.....
>’I think I love you to Vee’
 
 
 
End part 2
 
 
 Part 3
 
 
>beeping alarm wakes me up
>Back to reality I guess
>still was a nice dream
>feel a warmth pressed up against me
>my arms are wrapped around something
>open my eye and I see that I am embracing Vee while she sleeps
>oh
>this is a very pleasant surprise
>our naked bodies are snuggled up together, sharing warmth under the blanket
>wish I could stay here forever
> however, the beeping of the alarm insists I can’t
>turn it off and go to get up
>hear Vee grumbling
>”is it morning already?”
>‘yes Vee, it’s 9:00am. Have to wake up and start the day’
>”can’t we rest for five more minutes?”
>won’t argue with that
>’okay Vee’
>lay on the futon, cuddling with the landlady elf
>kiss her on the head
>happy, content elf
>happy, content Anon
>wake up after about 10 minutes of sleepy morning elf cuddles
>check clock
>1:52pm
>....
>oh no
>’Vee, wake up, its late’
>she stretches and yawns
>”how late?”
>show her the clock
>she fumbles for her glasses and puts them on
>her eyes widen in shock
>”oh no, I have to pick my daughter up in an hour!”
>we both bolt out of the futon and get ready as quick as possible
>shower to clean up after last night
>the smell of blackberries and pine is sticking to us both
>give Vee her dry clothes
>it was these damp garments that set everything off
>I like this outfit
 
 
>it’s still raining a reasonable amount
>drive Vee down the dirt path in my old SUV to where she parked a few night ago
>she is smiling shyly the whole time
>”t-thank you for letting me stay over this weekend Anon...it was really nice”
>tell Vee that it was great having her over
>”I probably will come back in the future to visit you some weekends…I-I-IF YOU DONT MIND, that is”
>tell her that I will be more than happy to have her back. Tell her I’ll cook her spaghetti again when she does
>this makes her blush
>get to Vees car parked off the side of the main road
>something doesn’t look right
>Vee looks very concerned
>”oh no…”
>get out and inspect the car
>she parked it on the dirt, and the heavy rains caused the earth beneath it to soften
>stuck about half a foot down in the mud
>Vee looks devastated
>”I parked it here so that wouldn’t happen!”
>offer her to call some of my buddies, they can tow it out
>’it might take them a bit to get here though’
>Vee is chewing the bottom of her lip and pacing around, talking to herself about calling a taxi or a ride
>she has 35 minutes to pick up her daughter
>”her father gets so angry when I don’t drop her off on time, and I hate being late because that puts more burden on my sister”
>she is talking herself into fits
>the elf is getting worked up
>get an idea
>a very obvious idea
>’I could always drive you out to pick up your daughter’
>Vee stops pacing and looks at me in surprise
>”a-are you...sure?”
>’I really don’t have anything else to do today, so why not?’
>Vee nearly tackles me in a hug
>”that would be amazing”
>hug her back
>’come on, we have to go, we only have 30 minutes’
 
>Vee grabs her purse out of her car and hops in
>drive my SUV down the road
>Vee is giving me directions to her sisters place
>get on the freeway
>10 minutes until we have to be their
>Vee is a nervous wreck
>try to make some light conversation with her
>maybe Find out more about her
>glance at her purse
>Nani?
>see a well worn book sitting in it
>can’t make out title or cover, only thing I can see is that the book is a bit pink colored
>ask her if she likes reading
>her face goes a little red at the question
>”um...yes..I do read a little...”
>ask her what genre she likes
>her face becomes a little nervous and she pauses to think
>”oh, uh...f-fantasy, I guess…”
>ask if she has a favorite story
>she is becoming really nervous and red
>”uh...uh...lord of the rings? Yeah, lord of the rings...because...it has elves in it. Yeah, that’s why.”
>before I can ask any more questions she quickly points to a road in panic
>”there’s our exit!”
>turn and get off the freeway
 
 
 
>drive down to a suburban neighborhood
>Vee points out her sisters house
>park in front of it and she runs in
>only about 5 minutes late
>takumi Fujiwara doesn’t have shit on me
>See Vee go inside the house
>just going to wait here for her to come out
>get a little curious
>open her purse and pull out the book
>on the cover is a large, shirtless ork that has a swooning elf maiden in his arms
>it is titled “victory of the ork”
>huh
>never heard of this fantasy book before
>the pages are worn and dog eared, she definitely has read this one many times before
>wonder why she didn’t mention it?
>open up the book and check the chapter index
>see that some of the chapters are circled in pencil
>one in particular is circled over many times, with little arrows pointing at it and hearts
>maybe it’s her favorite chapter?
>open up the pages to the number listed, Go to some page in the middle
>eyes widen in surprise as I read
 
“Ragnar Thundecock grabbed the beatifful elf maidens hips. On all fours she tantalizingly wiggled her huge ass at him, awaiting him.
He rammed his raging erection into her wet, horny, cunt. His foot long baseball bat sized dick punched clean into her cervix. She yelled and moaned in pleasure, tongue out flapping wildly and drooling as the ork beast ravaged her tight eleven pussy doggy style. Each stroke making her wetter by the second as a trail of juices-“
 
>slam the book shut
>.....
>what in all of the circles of hell did I just read?
>what the hell is this book?
>read a different part
>ork is banging the elf
>go to different section
>ork is eating out the elf
>different section
>ork is banging elf while she is tied down
>different section
>ork is marrying the elf
>ok, that’s not bad…
>proceeds to turn into Ork doing hardcore anal with the elf on their wedding night to consummate the marriage
>investigation time
>see a small checklist in the back
>it shows all the books in the series
>this is number 15 in the series
>there are twenty-five books
>she has 22 of them checked off
>look up the series on my phone
>turns out it’s a whole long erotic novel series
>a HARDCORE, erotic novel series
>suddenly it clicks why Vee was getting nervous talking about what her favorite books are
>THESE are her favorite books
>funny to think that shy, timid Vee would be into reading stuff like this
>makes a little sense though, in a weird way
>Anonwillrememberthis.fallout
 
 
>put the book in the purse as I see the door to the house open
>Vee walks up to the car with her sister
>basically a splitting image of Vee, except taller and slender
>introduces her as Kiltti, her younger sister
>”hi Anon! It’s great to meet you. Thank you so much for helping out my sister this weekend.”
>Vee tried to hide her blushing
>tell her that it’s not problem and that I was happy to help her
>smile at Vee who burns an even brighter red
>”oh! Anon, this is my daughter, Ihana. Ihana, this is mister anon”
>she is just a miniature version of Vee with childish features
>the family resemblance is strong in this bloodline
>her daughter looks at me curiously but doesn’t say a word
>”come on Ihana, we have to go to dads”
>say goodbye to sister elf and begin to follow Vees directions to her ex’s place
>Ihana is just staring at me
>”how do you know mommy?”
>Vee blushes a little
>‘your mommy owns my house that I live in, so I pay her to live in it. She is my landlady’
>Ihana nods at what I said
>”does that mean you and mommy friends?”
>Vee is blushing even more
>hold back a little laugh
>’yes, me and your mommy are friends’
>Ihana is smiling a little
>”really? Does that mean you have sleepovers and watch movies and play games together?”
>Vee is completely hiding her bright red face now
>smiles at Ihana
>’yep, we play games and watch movies together’
>Ihana is smiling widely
>”I’m so glad that your mommy’s friend!”
>’well, I am glad I’m your mommy’s friend as well’
 
 
 
>get to Ihanas dads house
>some dingy apartment building in the downtown of the city
>I’d take an inn on the frontier over this shit any day
>Vee goes to take her daughter up
>”be sure to tell mister anon thank you for driving us here”
>”I will! Thank you mister anon. Good luck being mommy’s friend!”
>she is adorable
>just as cute as her mother
>Vees ex meets her at the apartment building door
>a gruff looking, lanky elf
>he looks over at my SUV
>Gets into an argument with Vee
>lasts a couple minutes before he walks back inside with Ihana
>Vee comes back to the car looking devastated  and a bit sad
>’what did he say to you?’
>she wipes a small tear out of her eye
>”just the normal things he says”
>give her a small hug
>’don’t worry about what he says, that’s why he is your ex. Come on, let’s get you to work.’
>take the elf to her work
>it’s only a half day for her, so I won’t be waiting that long
>spend most of the time looking around at sporting goods stores and pawn shops for guns and ammunition
>a bit sad because there is no real gun shops
>the /k/ube won’t stand for this
>pick Vee up from work after she is done
>she seems tired
>’how was work?’
>she just shrugs
>”I have a job, so I can’t complain. Still...it’s...a little time consuming and boring. Makes me a bit tired.”
>tell her to be sure to get rest once we pick up her car
>drive back out to my house
>Vees dozes off asleep along the way
>get back to the dirt path where her car is stuck
>she wakes up when we get there
>tell her I can call some buddies who have a truck to pull the car out.
>’it might take them a little bit to get here though, since it is a little late’
>Vee is fidgeting in her seat
>she looks nervous
>”since it’s late...maybe...we shouldn’t bother your friends?”
>stop for I second as she continues
>”if it’s alright with you...maybe I could...j-just...stay again tonight? -I-I-if you don’t mind! I don’t want to impose anything and I’m fine waiting around for your friends until they show up.”
>tell her I wouldn’t mind having her stay the night again
>she blushes very hard
>who can say no to a cute landlady elf?
 
 
>sitting on the couch, watching a movie with Vee after having leftover wild stew for dinner
>have a fire in the fireplace for ambience sake
>Vee is learning on my shoulder
>feeling very /comfy/
>HappyElfNoises
>movie ends and I yawn
>roll out the futon bed for Vee to sleep on
>she is sitting on the couch watching me
>She has that smoky look in her eyes
>”a-anon...t-t-thank you for today. You were an amazing help and I owe you a lot”
>tell her it was not a problem and that I was happy to help her and her daughter
>she smiling and blushing
>”I w-was wondering...if...you know...there was any way...I could...pay you back for today…”
>I think she is implying something here
>she coyly motions for me to sit back down on the couch
>sit back down close next to her
>she is blushing
>looks me right in the eyes
>kisses me on the neck
>”i-is there...anything you want to do? Anything that could...make up for it?”
>yep, she is implying something here
>the elf wants to do something
>get an idea from earlier
>kiss her back on the cheek
>’how about we do it like chapter seven in “victory of the ork”?’
>her eyes widen in surprise
>her face is turning red
>”w-what?”
>smile at her
>’when Ragnar Thundercock has the elf maiden on all fours in your favorite chapter?’
>she has a very terrified look in her eyes
>”h-how do you know about that?”
>can’t help but chuckle a little
>’I read the book you had’
>her face is red like a tomato
>she is sweating nervously
>”w-w-what book? T-the one in my purse? I-I-I only read that for the plot! T-t-the...story is very….good...and the plot is...interesting! That’s why I read it!”
>she begins absently playing with that single strand of her hair that’s always in her face
>isn’t making eye contact with me
>”I-I-I would never read a book like that just for the lovemaking scenes. Even if they were very hot...and steamy...and erotic...and attractive”
>I can smell blackberries and pine
>Vee appears to be lost in thought before she shakes her head
>”no, I don’t read those books for that…
>she trails off a bit
>”at least...not THAT much…”
>she is embarrassed by this
>she is cute when she is embarrassed
 
 
>I ruffle her hair and kiss her cheek
>’is teasing you, it’s fine. We don’t have to do that thing from the book or anything if you don’t want to.’
>her voice gets quiet as she plays with the strand of hair
>”well...I never said I DIDN'T want to do that…”
>oh
>I was mainly just teasing her
>”I...wouldn’t mind...if you a-actually wanted to do...that”
>she actually wants to do that?
>....
>well, okay then I guess
>’so you do want to do that?’
>she is burning bright red and biting her lip
>she slowly nods head yes
>holy shit
>nice
>smile at her
>’I guess you can call me Ragnar then, beautiful elf maiden’
>she laughs a little
>”I think I prefer the name Anon over Ragnar”
>she begins to unbutton her top
>very slowly and shyly
>wait with baited breath
>take of the top, revealing the plain black bra holding up her breasts underneath
>somehow, seeing her boobs in a bra is almost as hot as seeing them without anything on
>she stands up and removes the pants she was wearing
>mutters to herself as she struggles a little to get them down past her wide hips
>I’m not complaining
>the pants drop and she exposes her black undergarments
>nice.jpg
>perfect frames her beautiful rump
>stand up myself and remove my own shirt and pants
>fabric of boxers barely containing my manhood
>she glances down and blushes
>”did...I do that?”
>confirm with her that she did
>she gives an embarrassed smile
>”sorry...I’m still not used to that reaction to...well, me or my body”
>imagine not having this reaction to her
>who the hell would NOT react like this to her?
>oh, yeah. Shitty ex husband
 
 
 
>Undoes her bra, letting her breast spill out
>it’s a very beautiful sight
>take of my underwear as she pulls down her panties
>both state at each others naked forms for a few minutes
>the reality of the situation hits me
>a beautiful, extra thicc, adorable, naked, glasses wearing milf elf is standing in front of me
>for the second time
>good /k/ube, what did I do to deserve this?
>she lowers herself down onto the futon bed and gets on her hands and knees
>her heart shaped ass in facing me
>she looks behind herself at me
>gives her hips and butt an inviting wiggle
>get on me knees and position myself behind her
>rub her ears that are poking out from her loose locks of hair
>she shudders in pleasure
>I can see that she is already very wet and slick
>the smell of pine and blackberries is filling the room
>’are you ready?’
>like I have to ask
>she nods her head
>”I’m ready”
>slowly insert myself into her
 
 
 
>she lets out a low breath
>pull myself out and go back in again
>try to build a small rhythm
>put my hands on her hips, grabbing onto them
>hands fit perfectly around the soft flesh
>as I said before, these hips were made for breeding
>she shudders at the touch
>she let’s out a small moan
>get going a little quicker and push harder
>impact causes her ass to jiggle
>her breast’s are swaying
>her insides are even warmer and slicker than last time
>must be the position
>pump myself in and out
>feel her tightening a little bit around me
>she moans with each push
>rub up and down her sides as I keep up my rhythm
>she is giving a long, continuous moan
>i guess she does that when enjoying herself?
>lean forwards and kiss her neck
>grab her swinging breasts
>she gives a squeak as I squeeze them
>move my lips from her neck and nibble on her ear as I keep pounding her from behind
>she lets let’s out a sharp moan
>she is panting hard
>her arms are quivering
>’are you okay?’
>she nods her head
>”y-y-yeah...I’m f-f-fine”
>she can barely talk right
>give a kiss on the back of her neck
>go harder
>her ass is continually rippling from the impacts
>I can feel her breasts trying to sway in my grip
>she is whimpering from the movements
>her arms are shaking
>her body is shivering
>she is tightening around my member
>Vee gives a sharp cry and her arms give out
>her face and upper body slam flat onto the futon
>her ass is still raised in the air
>stop my motions
>’are you alright? Are you hurt?’
>she tries to shake her head no
>”j-just keep going”
>hesitantly start back up
>I can see her face now
>she is smiling in pleasure
>go quicker as I see she is enjoying this position
>I guess she likes face down ass up
>hold onto her ass as I keep going
>gently rub her ass cheeks
>she is letting out a small squeak with each thrust in
>slide my hands up to her hips and grip onto them
>is the grip to move her lower half towards me as I thrust in
>grab one of her hands and entwine our fingers
>she is gasping and moaning with each breath
>her mouth is wide open
>she drooling onto the futon
>her eyes are rolling back in her head
>her cheeks are flushed
>body quivering and shaking
>Vees current state is pushing me closer to climax
>that, and the fact that she keeps tightening around me
>reach down with my free hand and start rubbing her ear that’s sticking up
>her gasping and moaning gets louder
>pretty sure the people in the town are able to hear her
>let them hear
>we are not stopping
>’vee, I’m very close’
>her eyelids flutter slightly
>she moans out something incomprehensible
>I don’t know what it means
>her legs are shaking even more
>feel her hips get a little heavier in my hands
>I think her legs are giving out
>her moaning and panting reaches a crescendo
>she shudders violently
>feel her tighten around my manhood as she cums warm fluid
>the sensation of this makes me reach my own climax
>squeeze her hand tight as I empty my balls into her
>vision blurs a little as I cum into her
>give a few final thrust as I ride out both of our orgasms
>her hand is limp in my grip
>my legs feel weak
>let go of her hand and it flops to the ground
>collapse onto my side
>take a few deep lungfuls of air and catch my breath
>Vee stays in the face down ass up position for a few more seconds before she eventually collapses onto her side as well
>move  up to her side
>’are you okay Vee?’
>she is laying limp and not saying anything
>’Vee, are you  alright?’
>shake her shoulder and she rolls onto her back
>she is breathing hard through her mouth and her eyes appear to be glazed over
>a line of drool is apparent from her mouth
>’are you okay?’
>she turns her head towards me on a limp neck
>she smiles and nods
>’did you enjoy that?’
>she gently mumbles the word “yes”
>”it was better than I could ever have imagined” she says in a light, airy voice
>rub her cheek and kiss her on the head
>’I’m glad’
>she smiles back and her eyes flutter closed slowly
>pull up the blanket over the two of us
>kiss her on the cheek and nestle close to her
>’goodnight Vee’
>I close my own eyes and fall asleep, listening to the elf’s sleeping breaths
 
 
Part 3
 
>been a few weeks since I’ve first met Vee
>we have become a lot closer
>She visits quiet a bit, especially on the weekends and when her daughter Ihana isn’t home
>during the week I usually might have lunch with and her and her daughter
>Ihana really likes me, says that she is glad that I’m her mommy’s friend
>she even called me “Papa Anon”
>Vee nearly fainted when Ihana said that
>Vee still is very bashful and shy
>learn from her sister that she always has been like that, even when she was married
>it’s so cute
>be at home
>it’s the weekend, but Vee hasn’t called me about visiting
>don’t really think much of it, she doesn’t always have to come out
>the last thing I want is her to think that she is obligated to come out
>get a call on my phone
>it’s Vee
>HappyAnonNoises
>’hey Vee, how are you doing?’
>”I-I-I’m d-doing...fine Anon”
>she sounds very nervous
>’is everything okay?’
>”y-y-yes...I...w-w-was...I-i-i...I was wondering…”
>hear a deep sigh on the other end of the phone
>’you were wondering what, Vee?’
>”I-I-I...w-was just wondering...if...maybe...you wanted to...come to….maybe come to my house tonight?”
>come to her house tonight?
>come to think of it, I actually haven’t seen where Vee lives, I know it’s in an apartment, but that’s about it.
>’yeah! That sounds great!’
>”really? You..actually want to join me?”
>she so shy
>’of course I want to join you’
>I swear I can her a little squeal of joy
>”that’s terrific! I was going to cook dinner for you, since you always are cooking dinner for me.”
>my mind pauses
>elf cooking?
>my mind goes blank as I remember stories of heard of elves culinary adventures
>raw, unseasoned meat. strange leaves. Odd roots.
>”Do you like tacos?”
>tacos?
>”I-I-I prefer cooking...human food...and tacos are a dish I know how to make the best...do you like them? IF NOT I CAN MAKE SOMETHING ELSE”
>tell her that tacos are fine
>HappyElfNoises
>finish up making the plans for tonight
>”Oh that’s great! I’ll see you around 8:00pm then! Bye anon!”
>’Bye Vee, see you later’
 
 
>arrive in front of Vees apartment around 8:00pm
>walk through the building and up the stairs, looking for her suite number
>finally find  her suite number
>notice that the door is cracked open
>a little odd, but maybe she wants me to let myself in?
>open the door into the apartment
>my eyes widen as I walk in
>something is definitely wrong
>I see what looks like a combination dining room and kitchen
>stuff has been thrown off the counters
>a hole is punched in one of the walls
>the table is flipped over, whatever was resting on it has been spilled all over the floor
>taco meat, fajita vegetables, salsa, and…
>...square tortillas?
>I’ll have to ask Vee about this
>speaking of which, where is she?
>hear soft crying coming from down a hallway
>decide to call out
>’Vee? Are you alright?’
>the crying stops
>”a-a-Anon?”
>’yes, it’s me. What’s going on?’
>”i-I-I-it’s nothing. I’m f-f-fine…”
>she not fine
>go to walk down the hallway to see if I can find her
>*crunch*
>oh no
>look down to see what I stepped on
>it’s Vees glasses, but something’s off
>they are bent and a lense is broken out of them, but it’s not from me stepping on them
>something is VERY wrong
 
 
>go down the hall and find a closed bedroom door
>hear crying and sniffling on the other side
>knock on it
>’Vee, are you in there? What happened?’
>”I’m f-f-fine...just...just please leave...now isn’t a good time...I’m sorry but just please leave”
>I can’t do that
>I know Vee is asking me to, but I can’t do that
>’I’m sorry Vee, but I’m coming in’
>open the bedroom door
>it’s dark on the inside, but I can make out the shape of Vee lying under a blanket crying into a pillow
>she’s wearing the baggy pajamas that I let her have
>sit down on the bed beside her and rub her shoulder
>’what wrong? What happened?’
>hear a sniffle as she tries to speak
>”I-I-I...I’m so sorry Anon”
>she sits up and looks at me, and I see what’s wrong
>on the side of her face, she has a black eye and a huge bruise
>I can see little cuts from broken glass
>her eyes are red from her tears
>she sobs and then begins crying again
>I hold onto her as she cries
>eventually she calms down and tells me what happened
>she says that she had everything cooked and ready, when someone knocked on her door. she thought I had showed up a little early, so she opened it without checking.
>turns out it was her ex at the door.
>she cries more as she says what happened. Apparently he went ballistic and yelled at Vee before destroying her dining room and hitting her
>”i-I-I’m so sorry Anon...I just wanted to have a nice dinner with you...I’m so sorry”
>kiss Vee on the top of her head and tell her it’s not her fault
>”I...I just wanted to treat you nice...I put on a nice dress and cooked dinner and was hoping tonight would be fun.”
>she points to a red dress that been discarded on the ground and begins crying more
>”I just don’t know what to do...I’m scared...I don’t want him coming back. He was mean before but...this...This is new…I’m scared he’s going to come back and do something worse.”
>squeeze Vee tight in a hug
>’don’t worry, you’re safe now. I’ll keep you safe. Come on, let’s go to a police station, we need to make a report.’
 
 
 
>go to the police station and make a report
>police tell us that they will put a warrant out for her ex and that if she sees him to call the police
>Vee calls her sister and warns her, but tells her to not let Ihana know
>Vee tells me that her sister said that her niece and her husband are going to go over and help watch over Ihana
>apparently the nieces husband taught her about guns when they met
>nice
>Vee is feeling better now, but she is still sad
>”I’m so sorry that our night got ruined because of him...I’m so sorry.”
>’it’s not your fault that he’s an abusive asshole’
>Vee chuckles a little
>”yeah, I guess...but I disappointed you because you wanted to have dinner with me and the tacos I made...well, you didn’t get to have them...and I was looking forward to having tacos with you…’
>hug Vee and kiss her on the head
>’here, how about we go to a Mexican restaurant?’
>Vee looks at me sheepishly
>”you...still want to...have dinner after...well...all of this?”
>’nothing would make me happier. We can have a night out together’
>she blushes hard
>”w-well...would it be okay...if...I got something from the apartment? B-before we had dinner? I-I-I...really wanted to wear that red dress tonight…”
>tell her that of course we can go back to the apartment
>she smiles
>”I guess we can still have a nice night after all”
 
 
 
 
>Take Vee and go back to the apartment
>I go in with her and she puts her red dress back on
>”h-how...does it look?”
>the red dress isn’t skin tight, but it still hugs her curves graciously
>accents her bust quite well
>somehow it’s simultaneously very modest yet highly provocative
>tell her it’s amazing
>her cheeks turn red with blush
>take her to a local Mexican restaurant
>end up sitting right next to her so I can read her the menu since she doesn’t have her glasses
>we both order the fajitas
>Vee is surprised when the tacos that show up have round tortillas
>”I...thought taco tortillas...were square and pointed on the edges”
>explain to her that human tacos have round tortillas
>”oh...so, round ears means round tortillas. That makes sense.”
>she’s adorable with her reasoning
>it’s late by the time we finish dinner
>she enjoyed the Mexican restaurant
>says that she still wants to make tacos for me sometime
>ask Vee if she wants me to drop her off to stay at her sisters house, since she would not be safe some at her apartment
>”w-w-well...maybe I-I-I- could...stay with...maybe stay with you at your house? I would feel...safer with you.”
>’sure, you can stay over, Vee.’
>HappyElfNoises
>she tackles me with a hug
>”thank you!”
>so cute
 
 
>make it back to my house
>Vee is excited to be here
>it’s dusk, sun's going down
>still have the rest of the night to spend with her
>”hey Anon?”
>’yeah Vee?’
>”I was wondering...about...your guns…”
>’oh?’
>”would it be okay if...I mean...if it’s not too late...would we be able to...fire them?”
>elf wants to fire guns in the dusk light
>I think my heart just stopped
>Vee see that my eyes have widened and my breath has caught
>”I-I-I’m sorry, I just thought that maybe we could...if you don’t want to, that is completely fine and-“
>cut her off
>”Vee, there is nothing I would like to do more”
>Vee tackles me in another hug
>HappyElfNoises.mp3
>”thank you Anon!”
>tonight is going to be a great night
 
 
 
 
>take the guns out back and set up some targets while Vee changes into something more comfortable
>as cute as she looks in that red dress, it would be a little impractical for shooting
>she comes out wearing her pajamas as I am finishing up putting up the last target
>give her the rancher rifle to shoot first
>tell her how it works and give her the basic rundown of firing, loading and everything
>she holds the gun nervously
>aims down at a paper target
>*blam*
>Vee yelps in suprise
>shot completely misses the target
>”wow, that has a lot of kick”
>”does it hurt?”
>she shakes her head
>”no, it’s fine”
>aims and fires it again
>*blam*
>”EEP!”
>shot misses
>her face is red from embarrassment
>”I...guess I’m not good at shooting…”
>it’s probably because she missing her glasses
>tell her to try again
>she fires several more times
>each time she gives a little yelp
>*blam* *blam* *blam*
>”EEP!” “EEP! “EEP!”
>the little noise is so cute
>not one of any of her shots have hit the paper though
>the gun rings empty
>help her reload the mag
>decide to guide her and  help her fire this time
>wrap arms around her to steady the rifle and help aim
>Press my face against hers to help sight down the rifle and make sure it’s aimed right
>I can feel her blush burning against my own skin
>rifle is sighted at target
>whisper into her ear to fire
>Vee shudders a little
>pulls the trigger
>*blam*
>”YEEP!”
>puts a hole in the target near the center
>hear Vee gasp
>”I hit it!”
>kiss her on the cheek
>”good job”
>she giggles a little
> “can you...help me more?”
>I would do anything for this elf
>help her aim it again
>she fires it again, putting another hole In the paper
>kiss her on the cheek again
>she is blushing hard
>partly from embarrassment, partly from excitement
>help her empty the mag
>each time she hits a shot I kiss her on the cheek
>which is every time
 
 
>switch from the rancher rifle to the shotgun
>she wants to try it on her own for the first shot
>she aims it at the paper
>*Boom!*
>she lets out a little scream of surprise
>burst of pellets hits the trees behind the target
>looks at me sheepishly
>”can you...help me...again?”
>of course I will
>wrap my arms around her again and help her aim it down range
>*Boom!*
>Vee scream a little again
>shot punches straight thought the paper
>Vee is shivering and shaking
>”are...are you okay Vee?”
>she nods yes
>”I-I-I-...I am fine...just a little startled…”
>she pumps the shotgun and fires it again
>with each shell she fires she lets out a small scream
>by the time the shotgun runs out of shells she is shaking and sweating nervously
>she is breathing heavy
>gives a heavy sigh and a laugh
>”wow...t-that w-was quite the rush”
>she loves the shotgun
>the /k/ube claims another
>have her try out the pistols next
>she still can’t hit the paper target
>hold her and her hands so her aim can be better
>unloads the pistol into the target
>puts the holes mostly in the center
>doesn’t yelp or scream
>kiss her on the top of her head
>”good job”
>she blushes hard and giggles
>I love this elf
 
 
>shoot a bunch more rounds
>elf gets a bunch more kisses
>she needs them, especially after what happened to her today
>she needs to feel loved and protected
>eventually it become pretty dark and cold
>go inside with Vee
>start up a fire in the living room fireplace
>get a bit of a craving for something sweet
>”hey Vee, do you want to bake cookies with me?”
>Vee gives me a surprised look
>”y-you know...how to bake cookies? HUMAN cookies?”
>she gets a bright smile
>”i...I never learned how to make human cookies...I’ve had them before and they are great...maybe my most favorite thing ever...but I never learned to make them.”
>she looks me deeply in the eye
>”are...are you sure you're okay with me making them with you?”
>there is nothing in the world I am more sure about
>tell her yes
>she gives a little squeal of excitement and tackles me with a hug
>”thank you Anon!”
>she is adorable when she gets excited
 
 
 
>get it all the ingredients to make the cookies
>carefully read her the recipe and premeasure the ingredients for her to put in because she can’t read or see that well without her glasses
>doesn’t matter, she still is thrilled to be baking human cookies
>put the cookies in the oven to bake
>Vee is excited
>can’t wait for the cookies to come out
>give her a small handful of chocolate chips while we are waiting
>”but...I already put some in...didn’t I?”
>”yes, but it’s always good to eat a small amount of fhe chocolate chips.”
>she puts some of them in her mouth and chews them
>elf’s ears twitch happily
>she loves chocolate
>”why do you have to eat some of them? How does that help with the cooking?”
>laugh a little at the question
>”you don’t have to eat them, they just taste good by themselves”
>she says “oh” as she eats a few more
>looks at the remaining chocolate chips in her hand
>”uh...anon? Could you...maybe...please close your eyes?”
>oh?
>close my eyes for Vee
>”and...open your mouth?”
>open my mouth for her
>feel a few cold chocolate chips get put into my mouth
>”uh...eat the chocolate?”
>chew and eat the chocolate for her
>”you can open your eyes now”
>I open my eyes and see that Vee has a very embarrassed look on her face
>”what’s wrong?”
>”nothing...I just...that seemed more romantic in my mind…”
>her face is burning red from embarrassment
>”sorry…”
>smile at her and tell her to close her eyes
>”w-why?”
>smile and tell her to trust me
 
>she nervously closes her eyes
>quietly go to the fridge
>open it and get out the pack of strawberries
>”w-what are you getting?”
>tell her it’s a surprise
>elf is nervous
>take a strawberry and hold it in front of her mouth
>she flinches as it touches her lips
>”open your mouth”
>she hesitantly opens her mouth
>put half of the strawberry
>”bite”
>she bites down on the berry
>her ears wiggle a little as she chews it up
>she must like strawberries as well
>”can you guess what it was?”
>Vee giggles a little as she thinks
>”was it a strawberry?”
>kiss her on the top of her head
>”correct”
>she blushes and gives a giggle as she opens her eyes
>”that….that was more along what I was hoping to do”
>decide to watch something while the cookies bake
>snuggle up on the couch with Vee
>put on “The Nuemagh Chronicles: based on the true story”
>”what is this? I've never seen it before”
>tell her it's a great story about a human adventurer early on in the /k/onvergence who fights evil and eventually falls in love with an elf
>Vee says that sounds nice
>watch the show
>Vee is instantly engrossed in it
>she absolutely loves the show
>take the cookies out of the oven during a break between the episodes
>give Vee one of the fresh cookies
>her pupils nearly dilate when she bites into it
>give a very low moan
>her ears are wiggling like crazy
>”do you like the cookies?”
>she finishes the cookie and is smiling from ear to ear
>”they...they are amazing”
>”do you want another?”
>she goes to reach for another cookie and then stops
>”i-i-...i cant”
>why not
>Vees face becomes embarrassed
>”I...dont want to become ugly…and fat”
>this cute elf
>ugly?
>Fat?
>WHO IN THE HELL-
>oh
>HIM
>stupid ex
 
 
>eventually manage to convince the elf that she can eat more cookies
>this basically involves telling her that she is beautiful and threatening that i won't unpause the TV show if she doesn't
>jokingly, of course
>end up cuddling on the couch, eating cookies, and watching the show
>blow through  the whole season
>get to the part where anon and lorelie go to save ellior from human trafficking
>they are just about to go in
>Vee is leaning in close at the end of her seat
>she is shaking with excitement
>show immediately cuts to a “to be continued” and plays roundabout
>Vee immediately shoots up out of her seat
>”WHAT THE FUCK?!”
 
>wow
>first time ive ever heard Vee swear in anger
>she looks back at me
>”is...is there...more?”
>shake my head no
>”that's all that they have adapted so far. The writer is on hiatus “
>Vee’s face immediately droops and becomes sad
>”oh...okay…”
>she perks up a little as she sits back down
>”its still a good series”
>end up watching a few more movies
>mainly human and elf romance films on /k/flix
>Vee really enjoys them
>gets very late
>getting pretty tired
>Vee is tired as well
>”hey anon, want to head to bed?”
>turn off the TV and carry Vee to my bedroom
>she's giggling and blushing the whole time
>lay her down on my bed and climb in next to her
>she cuddles up next to me
>kiss Vee on the forehead
>”hey anon?”
>”yes?”
>she has a sad look on her face
>”im...im sorry about today...im sorry”
>?
>”i wanted us to have a nice evening together...but then...well, you know what happened...and...i kind of ruined the night”
>”you didnt ruin anything Vee, and tonight was wonderful the way it was.”
>Vee blushes and gives a small smile
>”maybe we can do something tomorrow...something special i had planned…”
>oh?
>kiss her on the cheek as her eyes flutter closed
>”whatever you want to do tomorrow, we can do”
>she smiles even more
>”thats...thats great. Goodnight anon.’
>”goodnight Vee”
 
 
>wake up in the morning
>Vees Head is laying on my chest
>she’s staring up at my face
>”you woke up” she says sweetly
>”i-I-I hope you don’t mind me resting my head here. You’re...comfortable.”
>”you’re fine, Vee”
>rub the top of her head and play with her hair
>she happily hums a little tune
>lower my hand down and start rubbing the base of her ear
>she gives a moan at the touch
>giggles a slight bit through the moan
>”Anon! We just woke up”
>run her ear up and down
>”what better way to start the day?”
>she blushes and closes her eyes as I rub her ear up and down
>gives soft, light moans
>take my other hand and start touching her other ear
>Vee sharply inhales and her eyes open wide
>I can smell blackberries and pine
>rub both of her ears up and down
>her eyes are glazing over and she is drooling a little
>her head and neck are limp in my hands as I rub her ears
>her cheeks are flushed red and her breaths are coming in soft pants
>she suddenly seems to come to
>”w-wait...stop”
>stop rubbing her ears
>”what’s wrong?”
>she looks a little embarrassed
>”can I...can I take off my pants first?”
>remove my hands from her ears
>”whatever you want to do”
>she smiles a little and gets up out of the bed
>she starts to shimmy out of her pajama pants and then stops
>a moment of what looks like realization comes across her face
>”uh...Anon? Is it...okay if I...step out for a minute?”
>?
>”uh,  sure…”
>Vee smiles a little and steps out of the bedroom, closing the door
 
 
>wait for a few minutes alone in the room
>sit up in the bed, propping my back up with the pillows
>Hear the door rattle and click a little
>Vee steps inside the room
>my eyes widen
>she’s standing in the doorframe wearing nothing but a set of lacy black bra and panty lingerie
>the bra itself is struggling to hold her breasts in
>it’s squeezing them together and making them look twice as large and deep as they are
>the panties frame her wide hips and thick thighs perfectly
>she looks simultaneously overly seductive yet completely adorable all at once
>Anon.exe has stopped working
>she standing nervously in the doorframe, face as red as the sun
>”I-I-I was...planning on w-wearing his l-l-last night at my apartment for… you”
>Anon.exe still can’t compute
>”I...had to go to a human store to get them because...I’m too big for elf lingerie…”
>I still can’t believe my eyes
>somehow, she looks more beautiful than usual
>the black is a perfect color for her skin tone
>”do...do you...like it?”
>like?
>I LIKE hiking
>I LIKE going innawoods
>I LIKE cooking
>this?
>words can’t describe how much I LOVE IT
>dumbly nod yes and say “wow”
>smooth as a plane of shattered glass
>and just as painful
>vee giggles a little and blushes more
>”I see that...you are...reacting...very well to my...outfit”
>the comforter blanket is completely tented
>didn’t even notice my own body’s reaction to her outfit
>she stares for a few more seconds while giggling before sauntering over
>I am hard as diamonds right now
>Vee climbs up on the bed
>she moves across it to where I am sitting up
>pulls back the heavy comforter
>My manhood springs up more
>she gives a small squeak of surprise
>gives a small giggle as she looks at my erection
>positions herself to where she is straddling my hips
>my member is pressed up against her lingerie
>I wrap my arms around her hips as she puts her hands on my shoulders
>Vee leans her face close
>she presses her lips onto mine, initiating a kiss
>soft elf lips touch my own
>pull her close
>feel myself get lost in the kiss
>strangely, this is one of the first times she initiated a kiss
>well, except for when we first met
>but that might not even count, especially if she thought it was a dream…
>Vee breaks the kiss and pulls her head back
>her face is flushed red
 
 
>I feel myself poking against her panties
>she glances down and giggles a little more
>she slowly grinds the crotch of her panties against the length of my member
>I give a small groan of pleasure at the movements
>the only thing separating me from her is  bare millimeters of soft fabric
>Vee is enjoying this
>she is loving my reactions to her
>I don’t think she ever was able to do something like this
>she softly continues grinding against me and dry humping me through the fabric
>she slowly picks up her speed
>I feel myself biting my lip at the sensation
>Squeeze her hips a little harder
>her rubbing gets a little quicker
>feel Vees light, hot breaths tickling my face
>not sure how much more of this I can take
>she leans her head in and begins sucking and kissing on my neck
>the sensation pushed me over the edge as I orgasm in my pants
>hug Vee tight as I ride out my orgasm
>she give a small squeak of surprise as she feels my member spasm and pulse against her panties
>bury my face in her chest as I continue to cum, feeling her softness around my face
>release a shuddering breath as I finally begin to come down from my climax
>pull my face out of the Valley of Vees breasts
>I look at her face, it has a mixture of concern and embarrassment on it
>”did...did I make you...already?”
>slowly nod my head and say yes
>her face becomes red with embarrassment as she looks away
>her voice becomes soft
>”I-I-I’m sorry...I got a little...carried away there and was enjoying that…”
>this elf is apologizing for causing me to orgasm
>it’s adorable to see her like this
>chuckle a little at her words
>”if anything, it’s my fault Vee. I got too excited because of your outfit there and should have warned you that I was close.”
>My words cause Vee to giggle a little and she smirks
>her cheeks are burning red with embarrassment
>she looks off to the side, not making eye contact with me
>”w-well…I-I’m glad you...like my outfit...that much”
>she’s nervously shifting around on my lap
>”uh...anon?”
>”yes, Vee?”
>”will you...still be able to...well, do you want to...go another round?”
>glance vee up and down
>the cute, thick, land lady elf in lingerie is looking at me expectantly
>I can already feel myself starting to recover and get hard again from the combination of her outfit and the feeling of her warmth on my body
>lean in close and whisper in her ear
>”we can go as many rounds as you want, and then some”
>as I lean back I can see Vee shudder in excitement
>her face is flushed even more red and her ears are twitching and wiggling
>a grin is on her face
>I can smell the scent of pine and blackberries that her excitement is creating
>she looks down at the massive wet spot on my pajamas that I created and she giggles
>”w-well...i-i-in that case...how about...we...take care of that?”
>she stops straddling my lap and kneels on the bed a few feet away from me so I can remove my pajama pants and shirt
>my manhood is all sticky from my orgasm
>her eyes widen as she sees that I’m already at half mast again
>”you...y-y-you really...you really do like...the way I look in this…”
 
 
>she’s in a state of embarrassed happiness
>she scoots a little closer and rubs a hand along my member
>my breath catches in my throat and I throb at her touch
>she yelps a little and reaches her hand back quickly
>she looks at my face for confirmation and I give her a slight nod
>she slowly reaches her hand back and touches over my sticky member
>she rubs over the skin of it before taking her hand off it
>a sticky coating of my semen that was on my manhood is coating her hand
>she looks at it curiosity before hesitatingly raising it to her face
>she gives it a small, experimental lick
>Vees face screws up slightly at the taste of it
>”it tastes...different...than I...well, than I guess I expected it to…”
>”you don’t have to put it in your mouth if you don’t like it”
>Vee gives a small smirk and licks her hand clean
>”I never said I didn’t like it…”
>holy shit
>i feel myself get instantly 100% hard again
>Vee sees my completely erect member and blushes
>she looks down at it and then back up at my face
>she lets out a nervous breath
>Vee slowly bends down towards my pelvis
>brushes her hair back behind her head with her hands
>her face is a few inches away from my erection
>looks up at my face and gives a nervous smile
>she focuses on my manhood
>I can feel her gentle breaths on it
>she opens up her mouth and gently take the head of it in
>I grip the sheets as I feel the warm wetness of it enclose around my head
>her tongue rubs around it in her mouth and she gently suckles on it
>i lock eyes with her as she sucks hard on my member
>her eyes beam cute and innocently even as her mouth is suctioned around the head of my manhood
>she slowly lowers her head down until half of my length is in her mouth
>she begins slowly bobbing up and down, being careful with her mouth
>I take my hands and begin using them to play with her ears as she continues sucking
>her eyes flutter at the touch and she moans
>the vibrations of the moan stimulate me further
>rub her ears harder in response
>more moaning
>she is slowly sliding my length in and out of her mouth
>she reaches mid way down before going up to the head and then going back down again
>she is repeating this moment while continuing to suck harder
>her mouth has unbelievable suction
>rub and pinch at her ears harder as I feel myself get closer to the edge
>the smell of pine and blackberries coming from Vee is nearly intoxicating
>her whole face is flushed red and she is moaning continuously
>she gives one large moan and the vibrations from it combined with the feeling of her mouth on my manhood send me over the edge
>gasp loudly and grab onto Vees ears as my member spasms in her mouth
>she gives a small squeak of surprise as I grip her ears and as her mouth is suddenly filled with my cum
>vee sucks up and down several more times before letting my limp manhood fall out of her mouth
>I release her ears and lean backwards
>I feel my whole body go nearly numb as I come down from my orgasm
>Vee rests her head on my lap and looks up at me with her big eyes
>gently rub her hair endearingly
>she crawls up besides me and cuddles up to my form
>she kisses my cheek and begins petting my hair
 
 
 
>rest like this for a few minutes, enjoying the feeling of my afterglow and Vees presence
>”how was it?” She asks
>give her a weak smile
>”that was great”
>she blushes and gives a small smile
>”I...never have really done that before...and I have read- UH I MEAN HEARD ABOUT IT...so, I wanted to see if you would like it…”
>kiss her on the neck rub one of her ears
>”well, thank you for thinking about me, Vee.”
>she giggles a little and blushes more
>wrap my arms around her
>”you know Vee, that’s twice this morning. I think i owe you.”
>she looks at me a little nervously
>”w-what do you mean by that?”
>I respond by kissing on her neck and nibbling at the skin of it
>rub my hand along the front of her panties
>use my free hand and play with one of her ears
>Vee shudders and moans at the touch
>whisper in her ear
>”that’s what I mean”
>she whimpers a little and nods, moaning more
>rub her slit through panties, the fabric becoming damp with her blackberry and pine scented excitement
>she turns her head and kisses me on my cheek
>I respond by kissing her on the lips
>passionately kiss Vee as I rub her slit and massage her ear
>shes moaning into my mouth
>lower my hand from her ear and begin to play with one of her breast
>gently squeeze and knead the soft flesh in my hand through he lingerie
>Vee gasps in surprise, breaking the kiss
>rub her harder though her panties
>she’s panting and has her tongue hanging out
>her face is a deep color of red
>kiss her neck and massage her breasts harder, pinching the nipple through her fabric
>Vee lets out a sharp cry of pleasure as I do that
>she shudders hard and her panties immediately become soaked through
>her breathing is in low, slow pulls
>she shivers with each breath and slowly relaxes
>she lays her head on my shoulder and sighs contently
>I kiss her on the top of her head and she weakly giggles
 
 
>hold Vee as she slowly cools down from her orgasm
>she is pressed up against me with her eyes closed and is smiling
>she’s humming gently to herself
>I’ve noticed she does this when she is especially happy
>happy elf = best elf
>she opens her eyes and lets out a deep breath
>she sits on my lap, straddling my waist again
>I love this position
>I can feel my erection pressed up against her soaked panties
>she looks down grinds her panties against my shaft
>I let out a groan at the sensation
>”don’t do that to much, or we’ll be back where we started” I jokingly say to her
>Vee gives a small laugh
>”well...how about...we...do something about...that” she says and raises her self up a little
>she positions her entrance right over the head of my manhood
>she gently lowers herself down and I can feel her entrance through the wet panties
>she rubs herself across the top of my member several times, the wet fabric of the lingerie feeling agonizingly soft and warm on my sensitive head
>Vee stops teasing me and raises herself up a little
>she reaches down and moves her panties to the side a slight bit before lowering herself down
>I groan as I feel her warmth and wetness wrap around me
>she lowers down until she has taken my full length inside of her
>she's sitting on my lap, breathing heavy
>the smell of blackberries and pine is in the air
 
 
>Vee leans forward and kisses me on the lips
>she breaks the kiss and slowly moves her face to my ear
>”j-just sit here...a-and e-enjoy it”
>I’m a bit surprised
>whenever we have done it in the past, I’m the one who is on top doing the action
>it feels strange to be receiving it
>a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
>just nod yes
>Vee blushes and nervously giggles
>she begins to slowly grind her hips against my waist
>her soft folds are massaging and rubbing all over my manhood
>I wrap my arms around her waist and hug her tightly in response
>Vee slowly begins to slide up and down, adding to the motions of her hips
>not very high up and down, but enough to add a very interesting feeling to the mix
>Vee has her eyes screwed shut as she begins bouncing up and down harder
>I lower my face and rest it in the valley of her breasts
>the ample size of them, plus the slight restriction of the lingerie means they completely envelope my face
>their softness and warmth is as intoxicating as that of Vees womanhood
>I can hear vees heart beating fast as she continues riding me
>she stops bouncing and begins to gyrate and grind her hips hard
>her arms wrap around my head, forcing my face deeper into her cleavage
>her scent is overwhelming
>she begins her jumping again and is rubbing the back of my hair with her hand
>I feel myself begin to tense up
>I hold onto her waist tighter
>Vee grips around me tighter in response
>her breathing is getting fast
>mine is getting faster
>feel myself at the breaking point
>squeeze vees hips to let her know
>I can feel her womanhood tightening around me
>I can feel her breath panting in my ear as she brings her lips towards it
>”it’s a-alright anon, c-c-cum I-I-inside me”
>that single phrase does it
>moan into her chest as I reach my climax
>I spasm and grip Vee tight as I begin to pump cum into her as I orgasm
>she lets out a moan and shudders as I cum
>my every breath I take as I ride out my climax is filled with Vees scent
>we stay in this position for what feels like an eternity, my face buried in Vees chest with her arms wrapped around me
>she kisses me on the top of my head
>”d-did you...d-did you...like it?”
>I finally pull my face out of her cleavage
>I must have the biggest idiots grin ever
>nod my head yes
>”that was amazing Vee”
>holy shit am I out of breath
>Vee is blushing and giggling like crazy
>she nuzzles herself close into me
>”im glad you enjoyed it, especially after all you have done for me”
>I’m finding it hard to stay awake after all of that
>Vee is resting her head on my chest as I gently slip back off to sleep
>the morning can wait a few more hours
 
 
 
Part 4
 Easter special “I didn’t know elves don’t celebrate Easter”
 
 
 
 
>I’m waiting eagerly at my home
>Vee is going to be coming over this afternoon, and she is bringing her daughter Ihana with her.
>I’m a bit nervous about what is going to happen,  but also excited
>this whole thing was my idea, I got inspired after I heard Ihana ask Vee who the Easter bunny was, and why he breaks into people houses
>she was scared of him
>come to find out, most elves don’t really celebrate the non religious part of Easter with the bunnies and candy and all that
>Vee said she always found it interesting, but her ex hated the idea of doing any “human rituals or holidays”
>so I figured I could introduce both of them to some great fun
>Vee was a little shy at first with me wanting Ihana to come over with her, but she came around to the idea
>especially since Her daughter wanted to see where I lived
>I told Vee a little bit about what I had planned, and she was excited
>luckily, she doesn’t completely know about my whole plan
>SneakyBreekiStyle.exe
 
 
>watch as Vees car pulls up from along the dirt road
>walk off the porch to the car as it parks
>Vee gets out of the front seat smiling, looking a little nervous
>her hair is done up as usual, with a few strands hanging down, and her new glasses look exactly like the old ones
>but, her outfit is what makes my heart smile
>it’s a floral pattern sundress, with a bunny ear headband
>she looks absolutely adorable
>she notices that I’m staring and blushed
>”I...asked my coworker about what humans wear for Easter...she said this was...a nice...outfit.”
>”you look adorable in it” I tell her with a smile
>she blushes even more before going and opening the door on the car for Ihana
>the small, child version of Vee jumps out happily, smiling brightly and wearing a red church dress.
>”I didn’t know you lived in a Jungle!” She says in disbelief
>it’s actually just a small forest, but I’ll let her say it’s a jungle
>seeing the two of them happy out here together warms my heart
>time to enact my plan
 
 
 
>”are you ready to see my house?” I ask Ihana
>she smiles brightly and nods rapidly
>”ok, but first, I have to warn you” I say to her in a very low tone
>Ihanas face goes from happy to concerned, while Vee is smiling even brighter
>”what’s wrong?” She asks in a hushed, whispery voice
>”well, you see, someone knew you were coming here, and last night, they got into my house.”
>Ihana lets out a loud gasp and brings her hands up to her face
>”oh no! Who was it? Was it my daddy? Did he make your house a mess because he hates you?”
>Vee snorts and suppresses a laugh, her face turning bright red
>”Ihana, you...can't say things like that about daddy…” Vee chokes out while trying to not lose her composure
>”well, it’s true.” Says Ihana sadly “I’m sorry if my daddy made your house a mess, he’s mean.”
>I shake my head no at her
>”don’t worry, it wasn’t your daddy. infact, the person didn’t make a mess at all, they left you something.”
>Ihanas eyes light up with curiosity, and her long ears give a little wiggle
>”they did what?”
>I can barely contain my smile
>”come on, I’ll show you.”
 
 
>take Vee and Ihana inside
>Ihana is looking around in wonder
>”look, over in here” I say as I take her In to the living room
>Ihana looks around for a few seconds before her eyes settle on the things sitting on the couch
>it’s an Easter basket, filled with candy and some toys
>”do you know what that is?” I ask her with a smile
>she shakes her head no
>”that’s an Easter basket, and the Easter bunny left it for *you*”
>Ihanas eyes grow wide
>”that’s for me?”
>I shake my head yes
>she gives a happy little elf squeal and her ears wiggles as she runs over to the basket
>there’s all sorts of goodies on it for her
>candies, both of the elf type and human type, a few dolls, some little plastic tea cups, a large milk chocolate rabbit, and a big stuffed bunny that is over half her size.
>she freaking out that the Easter bunny left it for her
>she’s going on about how she thought he was evil since he broke into places, but she is so relieved that he is good and leaves presents
>as Ihana is looking over everything Vees face is lit up in complete enjoyment that her daughter is so happy
 
 
>I glance over besides the couch
>”hey Vee, what’s that on the floor there?”
>Vees face becomes concerned
>”w-w-what? D-did something fall or...get broken?”
>Vee looks over to it and I hear her breath catch
>”well, what is it?”
>Vee shakily lifts up a basket that has flowers in it, several large bunnies of varying types of chocolates, a few small stuffed rabbits, and lots of smaller elf and human candies of her favorite type in it
>there is a tag on the basket, labeled “For Terveellinen -E.B.”
>she’s blushing like crazy
>Ihana is wide eyed with joy
>”The Easter bunny brought a basket for Mommy as well!”
>Vee is looking over the basket and touching it with a shaking hands
>”H-he...r-r-really d-did...bring me a bask-k-ket”
>Ihana looks over at me expectantly
>”did you get a basket as well Papa anon?”
>...
>uh oh
>it would appear I don’t have a basket
>I look around slyly and lean in close to Ihana
>”can you keep a secret? I think the reason I don’t have a basket is because the Easter bunny knows that i...hunt *rabbits*”
>Ihana gasps
>”that’s mean to the bunnies! No wonder he didn’t bring you anything.”
>I shrug and smile
>”I’ll have to stop hunting them before Easter next year.”
 
 
>Ihana is having a wonderful time playing with the toys she got on the floor
>Vee is sitting next to me going through her Easter basket
>the large chocolate bunnies have her attention the most
>there are several types of chocolate; regular milk, semi sweet, dark, and white
>and Vee loves all of them with all of her heart
>she takes the milk chocolate one out of the basket and studies it
>”d-do you th-think...I c-c-can...h-have...some?”
>I smile at Vee
>”well, the Easter bunny did bring it to you after all, and it was in your basket.”
>she smiles and blushes red, before unwrapping the chocolate bunny
>she sniffs it and smiles before biting it ears first
>her pupils seem to dilate and I think I hear a whimper of joy as she sinks her teeth into the chocolate
>she bites of a large chunk and chews it
>her long ears flap and wiggle like a butterfly’s wigs, her blush on her face turning her whole ears red as well
>she swallows the chocolate and wipes her face, a large grin plastered on it
>”t-that...that chocolate tastes...amazing!”
>she bites into it again, bringing the same reaction.
>her ears are like miniature wings each time she eats the chocolate
>one happy elf is amazing
>two happy elves?
>there is nothing better in the world
 
 
>Vee demolishes the entire bunny, and starts halfway through a second
>Ihana is overjoyed with everything
>they both are extremely happy
>time to crank it up even more
>”hey, since it is Easter, have you ever heard of dyeing eggs?” I ask Ihana
>she looks at me confused
>”Dying eggs? But...aren’t eggs...not alive? Since they...aren’t alive?”
>I chuckle to myself
>”no, not *DIE*, but *dye* like...color them?”
>Ihana shakes her head no, as I expected her to
>luckily, I have a bunch of hard boiled eggs that I just so happened to make that can be used in this situation.
>I show both Vee and Ihana the whole process
>Vee is equally enthralled by the practice, especially since the only things she knows are from the little snippets I told her on the phone
>we get the whole kitchen table covered by papers so it won’t stain
>I dissolve some of the color tablets that the Easter bunny brought in vinegar, both of the elves watching intently as they bubbled and fizzed
>I showed each of them how to properly dye the egg, placing it into the colors liquid and rolling it around to get it all over
>both Vee and Ihana smile widely when I pull the completely colored egg out
>they immediately get to work dying the remaining eggs
>I show them how to draw designs with markers and white crayons, and also how to put them in different dyes without having the colors mix
>both elves are happily dyeing eggs, laughing the whole time
>it’s a very cute sight
>we color the dozens of eggs, a multitude of designs and color variations on the table
>I look all the eggs and give a “hmm” sound
>Ihana looks at me concerned
>”what’s wrong, don’t you like the eggs?”
>”I love them, but it got me thinking...you know what we could do with the eggs?”
>both Vee and Ihana look at me confused
>especially Vee, who I ket this as a surprise for
>”we can have an egg hunt.”
>both of them are completely silent
>”what’s that?”
>”let me show you.”
 
 
 
>I explain the basics of an egg hunt to the both of them
>Ihana is very excited, and Vee is very intrigued
>I tell them I’ll take the eggs outside to hide them, and have them come out to find them when I’m done
>I make sure to reiterate that they CANT PEAK
>honestly, i think Vee had a harder time with that rule than Ihana did
>I hide all the eggs through my backyard, making sure there are some that are harder to find than others
>when I come back in both elves are restless and wanting to go outside
>I take them out with me and we start the egg hunt
>Ihana has a blast looking for the eggs I hid, with Vee pointing out the ones that she misses
>each time Ihana finds and egg her ears twitch and finger a little
>same goes for Vee, who’s ears wiggle just as much as Ihanas
>Vee is enjoying it as much as Ihana
>I give a smile to Vee and give her an empty Easter Basket
>”uh...W-w-what’s t-this...for?”
>”there *are* so mms eggs hidden that I’m pretty sure Ihana won’t find, so how about you find them?”
>Vee blushes hard and smiles
>”w-well...o-ok-k-kay”
>Ihana turns out to be a better egg hunter than Vee
>I eventually help Vee by telling her when she is closer to some by playing “hot and cold”
>she finds all the ones i hid for her
>including the red dyed egg that has a heart drawn on it
>Vee blushes so much when she finds that one she makes the egg look white by comparison
>the egg hunt is a major success, and both elves have baskets full of Easter eggs they found
>they both are giggling and laughing like school children, ears wiggling with each giggle
>such cute elves
 
 
 
 
>after the egg hunt we have a Easter dinner
>Ham, scalloped potatoes, green beans, fresh wild vegetables, and rolls
>with strawberry pie for desert
>and of course, Easter candy to go with that
>end up sitting on the couch watching a movie with Vee and Ihana
>Ihana is curled up on the floor with her stuffed bunny fast asleep, the events of the day tiring her out
>Vee is resting her head on my shoulder, happily humming to herself
>all is right in the world
>”the easter bunny...he...really outdid himself.”
>”well, it was two elves ‘first’ Easter’s.”
>Vee giggles and lifts her head off my shoulder
>”well...he did...a super job”
>she pauses for a second and looks at me, a hazy look coming to her eyes
>she seems to be turning red around the face and ears, and her breathing is heavy
>she slowly and hesitantly goes in towards my neck and slowly begins to nibble and kiss at it
>Anon.exe has stopped working
>she’s giving a small moaning with each kiss she places, and sweat is bleeding her head and body
>she smells overwhelmingly like blackberries and pine, but there is a hint of something else
>something that is unusual and not typically there
>she breaks from the neck kissing and then immediately forces her lips against mine
>she greedily sucks and kisses at my lips, and I’m taken a bit back by her forcefulness
>something has definitely changed here
>I need to find out about this
>but, when in Rome… kiss the elf back
 
 
>she wraps her arms around me and begins rubbing and stroking the back of my hair
>she moaning into my motion and pushing harder against me
>I let instinct take over and my hand travels up her head and begins to massage and rub against one of her her long ears
>Vee moans even louder, and the smell of blackberries and pine becomes even stronger
>the other smell increases as well, although I still can’t tell what it quiet is
>at this moment I really am not thinking about much else
>Vee is sweating profusely
>it’s dripping from her ear tips onto my hand
>her body feels warmer than the sun
>she breaks the kiss and gives me a sultry look, shuddering at the touch of my hand against her ears
>I take my other hand and rub it along her face, Vee smiles seductively and guides my thumb into her mouth and begins sucking on it
>holy shit
>something in Vee has *REALLY* changed
>she makes direct eye contact with me as she sucks on my thumb
>she has the very definition of bedroom eyes
>the elf wants to breed
>she wants to breed *hard*
>a loud cough brings me to the present
>I suddenly remember something
>Ihana is in the same room as us
>oh fuck
 
 
 
>I immediately pull back from Vee, taking my hands off her ear and pulling my thumb out of her mouth
>she lets out a whimper as I pull away, reaching for me
>I shake my head no
>”we can’t do that here, Ihana is in the room.”
>Vee looks at me confused, but her eyes suddenly turn from Smokey and sultry to clear and her face becomes concerned
>”oh shit” She says concerned and looks at her sleeping daughter
>she scootches away from me on the couch and fixes her outfit back up
>”I-I-I’m s-so s-s-sorry...I-I really d-don’t know what came over me….I just became so hot and warm….and you...y-y-you seemed so...attractive that I...I-I-I- n-nearly lost control of myself there”
>she shudders a little and adjusts her glasses
>”I really don’t...don’t know what’s wrong w-w-with m-me. M-maybe I should...g-go home...I-I-it’s getting l-late.”
>aw, no land lady elf
>Vee wakes up Ihana, and both of them thank me for a fun time over at my house
>Ihana is very glad the Easter bunny came over
>as they drive of I can only think of how much they would enjoy the whole Christmas season
>minus the whole elves making toys thing
>still don’t know what the whole thing with Vee was
>but I can only hope that happens again
 
 
>next day rolls around, sitting at the table eating a leftover ham sandwich for dinner
>get a call on my phone
>It’s from Vee
>A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
>pick it up and answer Vee
>”H-h-hi a-a-n-non...how are...y-you doing?”
>her voice has heavy breathing in it, and she seems to be panicking
>I tell her that I’m fine and I ask her if she is alright
>”I-I-I’m...im...I am...fine...uh...i w-w-was wondering...if maybe...I c-c-can c-come...over…”
>?
>tell her that she is more than welcome to come over any time that she wants to
>”t-t-that’s great...I-i-i want to come over...i r-r-really n-need to...I need to tell...y-you...something.”
>uh oh
>”I-I-I’ll Be over v-very s-soon...bye.”
>she hangs up quickly
>I’m left concerned
>I really hope her ex didn’t do something again
>what could possibly be wrong with Vee that she needs to speak to me this urgently in person?
 
 
>Hear a knocking at my door a bit later
>I open it up and Vee is standing there bright red, sweating, and visibly shaking
>she’s wearing a long beige coat that is covering her whole body
>surprisingly enough, she still has the bunny ears on
>she quickly comes inside and I sit on the couch with her
>she seems visibly upset by something
>I ask her what’s wrong and why she wanted to come over
>she is very hesitant to speak, and seems to be embarrassed
>”I-I-I….I needed to s-s-see you...I was eating the ch-chocolate r-r-rabbits a-a-and began feeling...like I did yesterday….I looked it up and...well...when mature elves eat chocolate...the...the coco in them...it might act like...l-l-like an...an aphrodisiac….and...I ate a lot of chocolate…”
>oh no
>with all that chocolate Vee are she must be practically burning up
>....
>OH
>I look at her as I realize what she means
>she gives me an embarrassed smile
>”I-I-I…*REALLY* w-want y-you”
>she stands up from the couch and shrugs off the coat, letting it fall to the floor
>my jaw hits the floor similarly
>underneath the coat, vee is wearing a playboy bunny girl outfit
>V shaped one piece corset style outfit that pushes up her already ample bust and accents her curves
>long fishnet stockings covering her thighs and legs
>a little cotton tail sitting right over her butt
>and, of course, the bunny ears on her head
>she blushes and giggles nervously
>”I-I-I...I figured that...it was still...easter...a little?”
>my silence speaks for itself as I take in the excellent sight in front of me
 
 
>she nervously shifts from foot to foot
>”do you...want to be my...bunny mate?”
>I nod yes and Vee smiles
>she practically hops over to the couch and sits on my lap
>I can hear her heart pounding in her chest
>she mimics what she did yesterday and immediately begins kissing and sucking on my neck
>I immediately go for her ears, rubbing and pinching along them
>she lets out a loud moan and pulls back hard from my neck
>Vee is shivering at the touch, letting out loud moans and whispers with each little rub
>it’s very apparent that she is much more sensitive than yesterday
>this will work very nicely
>I take my other hand and work it along her other ear
>Vee begins shaking and shivering wildly, her eyelids fluttering
>every breath is a moan and drool is creeping out of the corner of her mouth
>her ears are practically vibrating in my hands
>I kiss Vee on the neck and she moans even louder
>an idea comes to mind
 
 
>I raise my head up and take the tip of her ear in my mouth and gently nibble on it
>Vee lets out a loud scream of pleasure and I can feel a sudden warm, blackberry scented dampness grow on my legs under her
>she’s shaking and her eyes are twitching like she’s having a seizure
>i take this as a good sign and take more of Vees ear into my mouth
>Vee is near constantly screaming in pleasure, and it is only interrupted with the occasional shuddering moan as she takes in a rare Breath
>having an elf ear in your mouth is a wierd, but very rewarding Experience
>Vees arms are limply draped by the side of her body
>her mind is nearly unable to comprehend the sensation of me sucking and nibbling on her ear
>she lets out a loud final scream and goes limp
>she nearly falls off my lap into the floor, but I catch her in the nick of time
>my pants are Thoroughly soaked through with her blackberry scented excitement
>her eyes are rolling in her head and she is letting out little whimpers and moans as she rests in my arms
 
 
>I let Vee down into the couch and she reaches back for me whimpering
>she's panting hard and tries to get up, but flops down exhausted
>I get some cold water from the fridge and a juice pouch
>I give Vee the juice and have her wash it down with the water
>she lets out a moan and I help her sit up
>Vee is panting like a dog, looking like she just ran a marathon
>she takes the water and gulps it down, before sipping on the juice box
>she sits back on the couch, her face bright red
>I can tell it’s the red of embarrassment, not the red of fatigue
>”I-I-I am sorry an-n-non...I…r-really got carried away and l-lost control there.”
>she looks sad and moves a strand of hairs back behind her elf ears
>”it’s fine Vee, it seemed like you really needed that.”
>she lets out an embarrassed giggle, her bunny ears nearly falling off her head
>”j-j-just give me a minute to...rest and we can...w-we can do...something, together.”
>after several seconds of resting Vees eyelids become heavier and heavier
>her blinks grow longer and slower
>”are you alright Vee?”
>”I’m f-fine...I just need...to rest...a little...longer”
>Vee eyes blink closed and stay that way
>a gentle sigh escapes from her as she slips off to sleep
>pull out the guest futon and place it on the ground, before picking up Vee and putting her on it
>cover her up with a heavy blanket because the bunny girl outfit is not very warm
>I kiss her on the cheek and lay down next to her under the blankets
>I gently go off to sleep myself, a sleeping elf wrapped in my arms
 
 
Part 4 end
 
>I Love Sunday afternoon
>it’s a nice off day.
>I get to do my own thing.
>I don’t have to worry about anything.
>But my favorite thing about Sunday that I wouldn’t give up anything in the world for
>is brunch with Vee
>for a while now, me and Vee have made it a point to go out with each other every Sunday for brunch
>rain or shine, we always go out
>even if we saw each other the day before, even if we are grumpy with one another, we still always have brunch together every Sunday
>it’s great tradition that has brought us closer together, and we always look forward to it
>today is no different as we sit at the breakfast diner we always go to
>well
>*almost* no different
>Vee has seemed distracted today
>she’s barely even touched her French toast
>she keeps trailing off and looks nervous, like she has terrible news that she knows
>it makes me uneasy just watching her
>eventually, Vee lets put a deep sigh
>”anon...t-t-ther is...something...something that I need to tell you…”
>oh no
>this isn’t good
>my mind immediately goes through a hundred scenarios, each worse than the last
>is something wrong with Ihana?
>did her ex do something again?
>maybe she has cancer?
>does she want to break up?
>I nearly black out thinking of the last one
>I swallow hard and choke out a response
>”what is it that you need to tell me?”
>she fidgets uneasily in her chair, and lets out a deep sigh
>”it’s...it’s...it’s about brunch next week...well, the next...couple weeks...my company told me...told me I need to go on a trip to a conference, and I won’t be seeing you for...well, a long time...”
 
 
 
>Vee’s face is red with embarrassment and she seems to be on the verge of tears
>her long ears are drooped down and almost touching her shoulders
>I don’t know why, but I’m just as disappointed
>Me and Vee have seen each other near constantly since we met, and the thought of not seeing her for a few weeks makes me sad
>and the fact that we have to break or little tradition…
>it’s a really horrible feeling
>apparently it’s very last minute, and she has to leave in the next few days
>Ihana is staying at summer camp, so luckily there is no problem with her
>it’s just…
>US
>we sit silently for a few minutes, her words sinking in
>but then
>an idea pops Into my head
>”hey Vee…”
>her ears perk up a little and she looks at me from behind her glasses
>”...well, what if I came with you?”
>she freezes up, her ears pointed straight up
>”well, the company doesn’t want me taking Ihana since she’s a child...but...maybe…”
>I can see her ears wiggling and twitching slightly
>she likes the idea
>”I-i-i...i c-can call...my boss and see…”
>she quickly pulls out her phone, rapidly typing
>there is several tense minutes as we wait for a response
>her phone lights up, and Vee reads the message
>Her ears perk up higher than I have ever seen and she kicks her legs under the table excitedly
>she shakily hands me the phone, and I read the message
>it says that as long as I pay for my own plane ticket I can come along
>holy shit
>that worked
>Vee is ecstatic
>”this...t-t-this is great anon! Instead of being stuck in a-a-a boring b-business conference it’s going to be like...like a…”
>her face turns red with embarrassment
>I smile at her
>”like what Vee?”
>she hides her face a little and smiles sheepishly
>”like a...r-romantic...getaway…”
>turning a boring business trip into a romantic get away
>with just me and Vee
>I guess we won’t have to miss brunch next week after all
>HappyAnonNoises
 
 
>the week goes by and me and Vee are ready for the business trip
>we are at the airport getting ready to board our plane
>Ihana is at camp already
>since Vee and her have been living at her sister's house ever since the incident, Ihanas aunt will be able to pick her up without problem
>meaning we have no worries
>...
>almost no worries
>Vee has been trembling ever since they called our boarding number
>she has a very nervous look to her
>I hold her hand as we get on the plane
>she’s squeezing it hard
>I can feel her palm becoming sweaty
>we get our seats right next to each other and she is visibly shaking
>I ask her what’s wrong and she finally voiced what been bothering her
>”I...r-r-really hate flying…a lot. I don’t...l-like going up t-that high...it...scares...me.”
>squeeze her hand tight
>reassure her everything will be fine
>she smiles nervously
>”w-well...it’ll...probably be better...since..you...are..here.”
>we take off and she gets a little shakier
>her legs are bouncing up and down
>as we get higher into the air she begins to grit her teeth and cry a little
>hear gentle little whimpers from her
>when I ask her what’s wrong she tells me ”the air pressure is making my ears hurt horribly.”
>that’s right, elves ears are very sensitive
>the pressure and pain must be ungodly
>end up massaging the base of her ears to try and relieve the pressure
>after several minutes of doing this Vees eyes become heavy
>the elf ends up passing out asleep on my shoulder
>the trip on the plane goes smoothly, with Vee sleeping on my shoulder for most of it
>she only wakes up as we are about to land
>seems surprised that we already are here
>”t-the flight usually feels l-like it takes days with all the pain...but that was...like it was only...minutes?”
>Vee blushes and smiles
>”y-y-you’re...already making the trip...better.”
 
 
 
>we get off the plane and pick up our luggage before getting a taxi to the hotel
>Vee begins telling me all about the conferences and meetings she’s going to have to attend
>it’s all basically a whole bunch of stuff that could be summed up in a few emails or phone calls that is dragged out over the weeks
>it’s a lot of bullshit
>”the whole thing...it’s very tiring and Draining...and rather lonely being out here for weeks on end without any real friends…”
>she happily lays her head on my shoulder
>”b-but your here w-with me...and it’s not lonely.”
>nice
>it’s great feeling wanted
>and that I’m going to have weeks on end of alone time with Vee at a nice hotel
>the drive goes very nice and we reach the hotel
>and
>holy fuck
>it’s very nice place
>hell, that’s an understatement
>it’s a very VERY nice place
>I thought it was going to be one of those regular run down types hotels
>but
>holy shit
>this is like a Hilton plus a MGM Casino mixed with some strange elven and gnome bullshittery
>right in the middle of a massive forest
>it’s beautiful
>there’s even a huge lake that’s it’s situated nearby like a beach
>”they have you go here every year for training?”
>Vee shyly nods yes
>”y-yeah...it’s...it’s really nice, but it so big...it gets really lonely here with just one person. It makes me miss my family so much being far away from them.”
>well
>it’s going to be much less lonely here
>we can have a lot of fun
>give Vee a kiss on the cheek
>she smiles and giggles
>”b-but...now you’re here...so...I think I should survive.”
>this has turned from Vees loneliest and saddest time of the year to what might be the best time of the year
>I hope
 
 
 
>go inside the hotel
>and the place is massive
>looks like it was carved out of one enormous tree and block of limestone fitted together
>it’s bustling with a whole bunch of fan/k/sian creatures
>all of them looked dressed up in some suit or formal wear just like Vee, who is in her usual Pantsuit that can barely fit around her non-typical elf curves
>I guess this really is a big business conference
>get checked in by a gnome at the front desk
>Vee starts talking in elvish to him
>Unfortunately I can’t speak fantasy weeb
>while Vee talks with him my eyes wander the room
>there’s a nice restaurant and bar off to the side
>signs that say lead to spas, game rooms, stuff like that
>some creepy balding elf staring at me and Vee
>...
>hold on a minute
>I lock eyes with him
>he’s glaring at the two of us
>somehow he looks pudgy, has a receding hairline, and is ugly as hell
>aren’t all elves supposed to look pretty and effeminate?
>where did this guy get his genetics from?
>maybe one of his parents was a troll
>And he won’t stop staring
 
 
>oh shit maybe he is part basilisk and is going to petrify me with his stare
>That would put a bit of a dampener on this vacation/business trip
>Continue staring at diet ugly bastard
>he continues staring at me
>YouBeefinWithMe.Nigga
>Get a tap on my shoulder
>”Anon? I-is something wrong?”
>Vee is looking at me confused
>Ugly bastard starts approaching
>Uh oh
>none of this can be good
>”Miss Terveellinen! You finally made it.”
>Vee looks from me to the ugly bastard
>”Oh! Mister Epämieluisa, h-how… good to see you?”
>Mister Epemamlusiwhatever walks up to us and shakes hands with Vee
>He gives her a pleasant and cordial smile
>Then turn to me with a frown
>”And you must be her… client? Anon, is it?”
>”Uh, yeah, that is me.”
>He gives me a forced smile which looks more like teeth clenched in pain than anything else
>”How quaint of you to be here. Miss Terveellinen has told me so much about you.”
>uhhhhhhhh
>she what?
>I wonder what she has told him…
>Or how much…
>Vee is blushing bright red
>She seems to have noticed my confused expression
>”uh, w-w-well, y-yes of course. He’s very helpful with… things. Ihana is a handful at time, and it is generous of him to.. L-l-look after her… and help drive her…”
>Ugly bastard glares at me out of the corner of his eyes
>”Yes… I am certain that is all he does… among other things” he says with no hidden amount of disgust in his voice
>I think he means sex
>And ear rubbing
>Well maybe if he wasn't an ugly bastard he would get both
>He looks from me to Vee
>”Well I do hope that he won’t be a distraction for you. Remember, work comes first before all other things. This isn't some hoity toity vacation, it is a professional business meeting for your training classes… less I remind you what happens if you fail them.”
 
>Vee clears her throat and suddenly has a professional look come over her
>”Y-yes sir. I understand. I won’t let you down.”
>Epemelaisoowhatshisname gives a sharp nod
>”Good. I expect to see you at the training conferences in two hours. Farewell for now.”
>He turns and walks off, leaving us alone
>Vee lets out a sigh of relief
>she looks like she has a headache
>I am confused
>”what was all that about?”
>Vee looks at me sadly
>”that was my boss… he has been… h-harsher lately after he found out about me and you.”
>Vee suddenly seems to come to a realization
>”I-I-I didn’t tell him about… *US* us you know… just that you’ve been helping me out… not a-a-anything l-lewd no no he doesn’t know about t-that part of our relationship. He thinks you're j-just a client h-helping out”
>Vee is blushing like crazy and sputtering
>it’s adorable
>hook my arm around her side
>bring her close
>”Come on, why not we forget about him and you show your *client* to where we will be staying.”
>Vees ears and cheeks flare red again, but for a different reason
>”o-o-okay… y-yeah”
>she grabs onto my arm, holding it close
>”l-let’s go.”
 
 
>Make our way through the resort to our suite
>top floor suite, end of the hallway
>Going through seeing the housekeeping making up rooms
>We make it to ours
>Room 46
>hehe, four-six
>Vee see’s me laugh
>”What’s so funny Anon?”
>”The room, it’s four-six”
>Theres a long, drawn out pause
>”uh… you know, four-six.”
>Vee looks from me to the door, and then back again
>”o-oh.. Y-yeah. H-haha thats… funny?”
>”You don’t get it, do you?”
>”W-well.. N-no not really.”
>I look back down the hallway
>Mister epenissniffer is several doors down
>”I-I think I’ll explain later.”
>Vee opens the door and we both go into the suite
>And its luxury
>this hotel room is nearly double the size of my first apartment in the city
>Small Kitchenette, a living room area with a massive plush loveseat and a huge flatscreen on the wall
>Bed is not far over, its one of the strange “modern design” circular ones with cushy guard around it
>Large walk in closet, and a bathroom made of black marble with a shower that's larger than my own bedroom at home and a bathtub that reminds me of a Jaccuzi
>Theres a massive window that is overlooking the rest of the resort
>I can see a huge pool, a golf course, and the beach of the ,lake from here
>Damn, this is where my rental fees are going?
>Maybe Marx was right about landlords…
>Vee Ignores the rest of the room and immediately goes over to the bed
>Drops her bags on the floor and flops onto it
>Lets out a long, deep sigh, practically melting into it
>She looks back at me before getting up from the bed
>Walks over to me, and grabs my wrist
>Leads me over to the bed and lays back down
>I join her, the elf cuddling up right to my chest
>”I-I g-get really tired traveling. Jet lag is awful, a-and the stress of being here”
>she looks up at me with that look to her eyes
>I’ll take that as an invitation to help her “relax”
>wrap my arms around Vee’s waist, brining her closer
>Plant my hands firmly on her ass, grabbing it through her pantsuits fabric
>She lets out a happy yelp and giggles
>lean down and nibble at the tip of her long knife ear, gently biting it
>Vees giggle becomes breathy and hard, almost becoming a pant
>The scent of blackberries and pine is filling the room like a pleasant air freshener, potent and musky
>snake a hand under her pants as I continue nibbling at her ear, Vee moaning into my chest
>Elves are so easy to please
>It makes me happy
>Continue gripping and massaging the plump flesh of Vees ass from under her pants, feeling the warmth of the soft skin courings through my hands
>more pleasant feeling than a hot mug around frostbitten hands
>Vees hug around my body is tightening as she pants into my chest, biting at my shirt
>Theres a loud knock at the door
>We both snap to, Vee letting out a small shout of surprise
>She looks to the door and then sadly back to me
>”I’ll be right back” she whispers in a sad and uneasy tone
>I watch as she uneasily walks to the door
>She checks out the peephole
>I can see her face visibly pale
>She looks back at me scared and gestures for me to go into the bathroom
>Oh shit
>Scramble out of the bed and go into the lavish bathroom
>Listen closely as the door opens
>”Miss Tervi- eh, whats that smell?”
>I recognize that voice
>Fucking mister epipeneitherinfag
>”N-nothing sir, just a candle I was burning.”
>”I.. I see. Anyways, I take it that you showed your client to his own room?”
>He heavily emphasises the phrase “his own” in that sentence
>”u-uh yes sir.”
>”Good. Now that he is out of the way, I would like to invite you to join me and my companions for an early dinner before our seminar in a few hours.”
>I can hear Vee stammer
>”U-uh I’m n-not too s-sure sir…”
>I can hear mister epeuglybastard sigh
>”I assure you it is paid for, and that it would not look favorable on your performance report if you did not show up.”
>There is a long pause
>I hear Vee sigh
>”...Y-yes sir. I understand.”
>”Good. Meet me down in the lobby in ten minutes. JUST you.  Be sure to look… more presentable.”
>The door closes
>Vee walks over to the bed and falls back down on it
>I slowly walk out of the bathroom back to her
>Sit down on the bed next to the unhappy elf
>She looks up at me sadly
>”Y-you… a-arent sad, r-r-right? T-that I have to l-leave?”
>feign being lost in thought as I put my hand on Vees head, gently scratching her scalp
>”hmmm, I’ll think of something to do. Besides, at the end of the day, who are you going to be in bed with?”
>A smile grows on Vees face
>She stands up and plants a kiss on my cheek
>”Im g-going to g-get ready. D-don’t start without me… Please?”
>Turn my cheek and kiss Vee on the lips, pulling her in
>Break the kiss, leaving Vee with a dreamy expression and a smile on her face
>”Wouldn't dream of it, now hurry up so you can get back.”