Part 1
>going innawoods, bring my AR and XD for the GRIP ZONE 
>have my old SKS and BP revolver for fun in my tent
>eating rabbit stew i made, this is the life 
>orc bro comes through the woods, drops off firewood and grabs one of our bottles of liquor.
>"hey anon, I'm gettin kinda bloodlusty. I think ill spend the night out there and challenge the forest spirits or skinwalkers. If i die sing my life-song"
>cool man watch for bears
>he leaves, eat muh stew, sipping vodka, thinking of The Zone
>fwwthiiiip 
>fucking arrow pings off my dutch oven
>*angry elf cursing in woods*
>rustling and a yelp, i bring my AR up and spill my stew all over ky pack
>angry knife ear girl shakes her head and glares at me
>fuck.
>starts spouting off about preserving nature and the evil of humans
>where the fuck is orcbro when i need him
>haughtily starts making fun of my raifu, bows are superior
>muh elegant weapon
>muh more civilized age
>'bows r shit m8'
>*elvish fuming*
>sputters out a challenge for marksmanship
>erection.jpg
>she says i can pick the target
>point to a rock 400 yards out
>she visibly pales
>you asked for it bitch
>desperately trying to get her bow to reach that far
>meanwhile I'm popping fuck-you rock with consistency 
>says its not fair, ineligible victory, etc etc
>get idea, get my SKS from the tent
>hand her AR, she shakes and refuses until i remind her i win if she cant hit it
> choose new target rock about 200 yards out, cuz lol sks
>shes nervous, scared even
>o how the mighty have fallen
>teach her how to load and chamber it, basic rules, how to shoot
>her first shot goes wild, she yelps and almost drops it
>giddy elf giggles ensue
>she begins shooting, hits on her 6th shot
>fug shes good
>i hit the rock with the SKS, much louder. Shes eyeballing it
>muh wood, muh nature connection
>shyly asks if she can try the wooden one
>shes having a blast, says shes never shot a human rifle before
>she softens and opens up, she prefers wood and iron.

Part 2
>elf parents were super traditional, no human books or weapons or tools
>only shitty elf bows to hunt with
>we decide we're friends, she brightens and said shes never had a human friend before, and hopes i don't die too quickly 
>wut
>give her my number, she puts a spell on me that lets her send me mental images and messages
>head still hurts of she spams me
>we meet up a few times and go shooting, she eventually moves out of elftown and gets a place in a multi race city not too far
>comes over for dinner with me and orcbro one day, pulls me aside
>"a-anon i need to ask you something... its kind of embarrassing..."
>why yes i will show you the ways humans make love, my adorable elvish friend
>"... i need to keep my guns at your house, my apartment and the city government just make it too difficult"
>o
>wait when did she buy guns of her own
>the /k/ube rumbles with pleasure at the corruption of this anti fun knife ear
>yeah sure elfette bring em over
>beams and hugs me says thanks and how grateful she is
>big elf tiddies
>erection_in_progress.net
>few days later, she brings her car over
>holy fuck that's a massive stack
>5 mosins
>several 1911s of various styles and makes
>more revolvers than i can count, i swear there was at least 3 Chiappas in there
>2 1903 springfields
>an M1
>K98 
>several mint condition SMLEs,
>A FUCKING FR F2
>how in the fuck
>elvish_hand_rubbing.gif
>visibly shakes as she hands it to me, weather from fear or orgasms i do not know
>more fudd durr rifles than i even care to name
>wood furniture AR-10
>"well that's it anon! I hope its not too much..."
>literally 5x my collection, at least
>"i-its fine elvette"
>"Thanks anon! Ill bring over any more i get, if that's ok"
>"sure"
>"oh and ill need to make another trip for the ammo"
>hands me a box labeled 'HUMAN SURPMIL DO NOT STEAL'
>"t-those are just... gear anon. Don't worry about th-NO DONT OPEN IT"
>elven lingerie
>and french and finnish uniforms 
>she sprints out
Why do i love them /k/

Part 3
Part of me wants to [put a ring on it] but my family would flip. Well maybe not my dad, hed wink and give me a high five. But my mom and grandma would absolutely lose their mind
>mom I'm bringing a girl over for dinner
>oh anon that's wonderful! What does she like?
>um... she likes ah... berries, salads, some ya know... game meats like rabbit.. 
>anon... that's a bit odd... is she...?
>ah yeah shes... shes an elf. But shes really nice!
>oh... um I'm sure dear. Maybe.. reschedule? I have a doctors appointment this weekend..
>s-sure mom. Sure.

Part 4
>tfw she comes crying to me saying we have to end our friendship 
>ask her wtf shes talking about 
>"anon I'm making things so hard for you! Th-the girls at the college say such... such... Drukreat things!
>o fug shes using drwarvish curses 
>the most creative of the curses
>elvette calm down, how is my life hard?
>apparently they bullied her when she got there
>it got worse and worse when they found out she had a human friend
>they teased her about having a crush on her human "elf fetish lover" and how he'll never love her back
>she eventually got fed up with telling them we weren't a thing
>"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS ELVES DO IT BETTER. ASK ANON, HE KNOWS THAT WE'RE WAAAY MORE IN TUNE WITH OUR NATURAL SIDE THAN YOU [elvish slurs for humans i cant even pronounce]"
>"ELVES ARE NOT SLUTS! HE LIKES ME FOR ME AND MY CULTURE AND HE LOVES WHEN I SPEAK ELVISH AND MAKE HIM ELVISH DISHES!"
>pure
>fucking
>silence
>glares of hatred towards her
>they call me a race traitor, say I'm mentally ill to be with a knife-ear (apparently she takes huge offense to that. Oops), shes tricking me and ill never be allowed to be a part of their social circle again
>i don't even know these fucks
>but Elfette doesn't know that, and thinks all humans are in one big social hierarchy 
>she thinks she just got me banished and outcast from my species
>shes crying and apologizing and hugging me, im trying to pry her off
>fucking elf strength 
>'Elfette i don't care, i don't even know them'
>explain human social circles to her
>shes embarrassed but relieved, but still worried that ill be looked down on
>'nah, most wont admit it but we like you guys. Look at the elf fetish categories on porn sites, huge desire for em'
>she gets beet red and curses me in elvish
>essentially amounts to "you dirty pervert! Elves are NOT for lewd!"
>i laugh and tell her shes my elf arm candy
>she huffs and blushes but realizes im joking, calms down
>grabs her FR F2 from the safe and begins cuddling it

Part 5
>she named the damn thing 'Bow' in her language, i think to spite me from when we first met all that time ago
>she starts mumbling to it in elvish, looking up at me like shes gonna ask me something
>"anon, is it true? Do you really not like knif- Elvish girls? Do YOU think we're sluts or tricksters?"
>uhhhhhh
>kinda stutter, I'm still getting used to breaking out of the whole racism mindset i always had twords them
>she looks ready to cry
>'n-nah elfette, nah i think you guys are cool. Little animated, but cool'
>she perks up and nods, seemingly satisfied
>"well they're just jealous then! Hm! Elves are the cutest, most talented race anyway... oh youre ok too i guess anon."
>guess I'm not the only one with a bigoted past
>knife ear bitch
>oops
>"anyways... im glad you'd date an elf anon. That's very open minded of you"
>wut
>date?
>i kinda do a double take and she looks at me
>"you... would right? If the right one came along."
>uhhhhhhhhhhhh x 20
>'i-i mean i guess, yeah why not...'
>"good!" 
>she seems super happy now, cursing the college bitches while she field strips Bow
>we watch a movie, she insists on one of those elf story adaptations hollywood had that phase about
>kinda cuddle up on the couch, she thanks me and calls me something in elvish and then blushes
>later ask orcbro about it, he speaks a bit of elvish
>says its more of a feeling than a word, but it is a sort of name
>wut
>fuckin elves man, i dunno
>it transaltes to "that feeling you get when youre about to go into a really good brawl, and you dont know wmwhat itll be like but yoj know it'll be fun but you're sort of nervous at the same time"
>"or the first time you get to rut your sister after the Proving" 
>fucking orcs
>she seems super giddy and touchy feely now, especially when we're out. I get a few nasty looks but fuck em, elfette is cool and i like hanging out with her. 
>we increase our camping trips, eventually she teaches me how to shoot a bow.
I have more Elfette stories if interested

Part 6
[Did this really happen?]
Honest yeah. Elf girls are kinda cool of you get one who isn't the whole "look down on mortals" type. Elfette uses her magic too and casts neat spells of accuracy when we go innawoods on us, and some weird spell that if we share a tent we get really rejuvenated in the morning. I aksed her about it and she was all "oh it has to do with the two moons of history and thats why we have to be together in the night yadda yadda". Honestly i think that part is bullshit but it works so w/e.
They are haughty as fuck though, but if you can get her to try human things she'll usually like it if only for the experience. Theyve been segregated alot so if you can bridge that gap they're super interesting.
Lots of people say they're horny all the time but I don't believe it, Elfette never goes out and usually just hangs out at my place and fondles her F2 and puts on Elvish history documentaries and makes me Elvish food and tries to teach me Elvish. I think she enjoys that she can be an elf with a human who wont bully her for it. Her mom seems nervous and her dad is kinda distant from me, but theyre alright. My dad loves her, my mom... shes more traditional. Pops served with a few elves back in the day so hes alright with em moslty. My other family makes alot of mean comments though and Elfette is sensitive
Pic related kinda looks like elfette, but less retarded and with less broken arms. And those weird purple/gold flecked eyes the elves get sometimes. (https://fourmoves.files.wordpress.com/2018/09/howhigh.png?w=816&h=9999)

Part 7
>me and orcbro decode to go out into town 
>gonna hit the bars, human college thots have a thing for orcs
>orcbro is not for lewd and hates it, just wants to fine a woman to raise his brood with and form a tribe in the mountains
>Elfette finds out because of fucking course she does
>immediately begs to come with me
>orcbro is ok with it, chillest orc whenever hes not in a bloodlust
>go to bar, Elfette staying with me. She hits the dance floor and starts doing some human dancing she learned, she fucking sucks but is having a blast
>orcbro tells me to be careful, there's an orc woman there who has her eye on me. He warns me not to break anything and makes himself scarce, saying something about not being "collateral damage"
>orc woman slides up next to me and immediately gives the bedroom eyes
>nervous_sweating
>orc women are fucking nuts. If they're in heat then you WILL fuck them, and the stupid ass mythology lobby changed rape laws to allow it when they're in heat so long as no injuries take place 
>and she wants it
>asks if i came alone, gull and say yes
>she licks her tusks, her 6'7" frame literally towering over me
>out of fucking nowhere
>Elfette
>"ANON YOU GOTTA TR-oh. Hi?"
>orc laughs, tells elfette to scamper to the forest, the mortals are talking
>'wouldn't want to sully your sensitive little ears with talk about how i intend to rut this human...'
>elfette goes beet red, her ears twitching like they do when shes extremely mad
>or just ate a massively good berry
>starts sputtering in elvish, cursing the orc
>orc casually responds in elvish
>elfette pales and walks away, looking defeated and with tears in her eyes
>orc looks at me and says its cute, but that i have more important duties to attend to
>orc pulls me to taxi and takes me to her place, last i see is elfette crying and trying to hug orcbro, who looks visibly disgusted and looks to me for help
>alas brother, i have been stolen. Fight for me
>get to orc house

Part 8
>i try to fight her off
>using my superior speed I manage to pin her and run out the door
>lmao jk m8
>she clomps me on the head and literally drags me by the foot to her bedroom, throwing me on the bed
>rips my clothes off 
>pins me down 
>no foreplay, just sits kn my face until i cant breath
>smells like orc
>after she cums she jumps on my dick, smirking as i fight off how good it feels
>eventually cum in her, o fugg half breeds
>she rapes me a few more times before giving me $10 for a cab and telling me to leave, after putting my number in her phone (since when do orcs even USE those?)
>stumble out of house with tattered clothes hanging off my body
>check phone, 2 texts from elfette, obviously drafts she hasnt learned how to use a phone yet
>bless the lass
>several head messages, massive headache
>seems like shes crying
>o fug
>head to elfette's place, walk in because she gave me a key
>shes crying and sitting in an oversized T shirt, green with blue words "I Love My Elf!" In blue letters
>its the t shirt she got me at the interspecies fair, i was wondering where it went
>shes watching Tales of Elenvynwn, a classic Elf chick flick
>this is her sad movie
>shes eating a tub of ice cream and has an entire bottle of Dwarvish Brandy next to her, half empty. She is absolutely sloshed
>she sobs when she sees me, padding her little feet twords me and stumbling
>she mumbles out a healing spell to sober her up but it just makes her fingers go electric and shock herself
>pick her up and take her to bed
>shes mumbling in elvish, looking at me with questioning eyes 
>bitch i don't speak forest runner
>she says two words very softly, and then leans up and grabs my shoulders
>o fug
>she leans in to kiss me, i just sit there and let her
>don't kiss back, elf kisses are weird
>they like nibble on your upper lip
>just kinda let her do it, she eventually falls back and passes out
>tell orcbro, hes surprised i survived the rutting
>thanks, dick
>no advice on Elfette

Part 9
>next morning no word from my little sharp eared friend
>orcbro insists its because shes in heat
>i have to hunt her down at her house
>she opened the door and tries to close it, but my foot is faster
>'elfette can we talk man?'
>"o-okay i guess"
>'look man im worried about you. You've been acting weird and last night the whole kiss... yeah man. Whats up?'
>"OH! I uh... i was trying it out! I wanted to see if the orc BITCH... i mean that lady... had ya know... hurt you. Its part of my uhm... healing magics.y-ya know, elf stuff ha haaaa..."
>absolutely bullshit but ill let her have this
>'o-okay man. You sure?'
>"yeah! Yeah. The kiss lets me learn stuff from you, i can speak a bit better now"
>true, her accent isnt as strong today, and elves can do that
>rest of the day we just go shooting, elfette muttering stuff about orcs at every target
>glad orcbro isn't here she might shoot him
>i compliment her shooting in french because lol FR F2
>she stops
>she stares at me like im the most beautiful thing in the world
>"y-you speak French anon?"
>uh yeah i learned it when we did the whole European-Lizardmen campaign
>easy little war
>mmm baguettes 
>she visibly shivers and blushes
>"c-can you teach me?"
>'sure'
I have stories of her learning french, apparently she is just in love with old france any anything to do with it, no idea why.

Part 10
>Elfette invites me over for the Festival of the moons
>"its a sacred ceremony about our past and battles fought for our people and we dance and drink and be merry!"
>'so its the 4th of july'
>'almost literally, theres fireworks'
>[vehement elvish denials and cursing]
>can orcbro come? 
>"o-oh! It has to be with an elf!"
>well nust invite him too
>"EACH ELF CAN ONLY TAKE ONE SUITOR! WE ARE NOT SLUTS!"
>wut
>"o-oh i meant friend haha. You know i struggle with English!"
>'lol ok elfette'
>at this point its obvious she has a crush on me
>muh BHC
>tease her a bit, harmless fun, i don't intend to do anything about it, plus shes cool but... still an elf. i might need some time to get over that if we dated
>i head over, we frolic through the woods. Orcbro gave me a fertility necklace and wished me luck, as if i was going off to war
>'look man you refuse to rape and breed your sister so i figure this is the next best thing'
>orcbro we need to have a talk when i get back
>eventually get to the elvish city of Arwyņdun
>kinda reminds me of San Diego
>elves muttering when i walk by, kinda looking at me
>mix of lust and disgust from elves, both men and women
>fear.jpg
>elfette is chattering on like nothing else
>get to her house, very elegant. Her sister opens the door
>"Radyule! Its been so long!!!"
>Elfette sis is staring at me
>drool begins begins hanging out of her mouth
>heavy panting
>elfette immediately recognizes it and shoos her and locks her in her room, elfette sis mewling the whole time in elvish
>"mother, father! My friend is here!"
>beautiful elf woman rounds the corner, very tall and matronly
>sharp and tall elf man follows behind her
>they stare in shock
>elfette seems nervous
>"t-this is him!"
>elf momma begins yelling in Elvish, elf dad comes over to me with apprehension
>"ah... hoo ar yew?"
>English isn't big here i guess
>answer in the bit of elvish i know that its nice to meet them

Part 11
>big grin on his face
>excited chattering in elvish, her mother visibly relaxes and smiles at elfette, says something coy and teasing in elvish
>elfette blushes deeper red and sputters
>she turns to me and leads me out back where her friends are
>fuck her friends are hot
>they see me approaching and begin whooping and hollering, elfette facepalms
>introduce myself, elf girls making eyes at me
>aw yeah nigga
>her friend is whispering about how shes so curious if the rumors are true
>What rumors my beautiful honeyed vixen
>sit down and gave a glass of their dainty wine, not bad but not too strong
>one of her friends saunters up to me
>'for shame elfette! You didnt neven gove him the gift of our tounge!'
>ERECTION INCOMING
>she kisses me sensually, biting my lip
>elf_heaven_ive_come.com
>pulls away and sways her hips as she walks back
>all the girls start laughing and teasing me
>'oh he sooooo enjoyed that!"
>"welcome to the club Man!"
>"do Men taste like they smell? Because if they do..."
>realize i can understand Elvish now
>sweet 
>my tongue bleeds only slightly
Suddenly elfette's sister tears out of the house, beeline for elfette
>shes shaking and nervous, her sister leads her away
>I'm now alone
>surrounded by adolescent elf women who like to bully the human
>erection_but_fear.zip
>they begin saying how it must be nice to have a Heartholder, they didnt know elfette was into humans or was that traditional
>wut
>[elvish laughter]
>oh anon! Didn't you know? Its a really old elf tradition to present your loveslave to the family at the festival of the moons!
>loveslave?
>"yes anon! Elves have been kidnapping you guys for thousands of years... i thought you knew?"
>I'm scared shitless
>excuse myself to find elfette
>in the house i see her mother smile at me like a mom does to her daughter's new puppy
>o fugg
>ELFETTE
>hesr shouting from her sisters room
>'Elfette i NEED this! Im burning and itching and you arent even using it! Just one round, please???'

Part 12
>'Anon is my FRIEND! F R I E N D! He is NOT for lewd!'
>'ugh fine keep it to yourself. But if i die from my heat...'
>'i do NOT want to hear about this!'
>she rounds the corner and sees me
>yelps
>visible nervousness, her sister rounds the corner
>visible arousal
>i can legit smell her horniness
>smells like pinecones and blackberries
>elfette leads me away
>'s-sorry anon... my family thinks I'm in some STUPID traditional phase right now'
>yeah your friends told me
>"W-WHAT???"
>its cool elfette just a misunderstanding. 
>'ha haaaa yeeaaaahhh. A mistake...'
>[elvish sweating]
>anyway lets get back to the party!
>party is fun, archery games, sword fights, puzzle games
>elvish girls looking at me like I'm a piece of meat
>later getting ready to leave, elfette's sister eyeing me hungrily
>slowly back away
>her parents come out with a box
>'elfette, im so proud of you for carrying on our traditions, and thank you anon for willingly accepting this part of elvish culture! She will take very good care of you!'
>huh.wut
>open the box
>its a silver collar with Elfette's name on it in elvish script
>she pales
>i blush
>'for your new Loveslave!'
>we stare at it
>wutthe.fuck
>her parents are getting a but awkward 
>well.. put it on
>she looks at me pleadingly
>i sigh and nod my head
>why do those elvish eyes make me do these things
>fucking elves
>shes panting, her sister looks like she may cum from watching this
>tells me to kneel
>stands behind me and i feel the collar lock into place
>that's weird no latches
>comfy though, might be magic
>elfette's breaths are shuddering, she mewls when it locks on
>her parents are beaming
>her sister is wild eyed
>'here elfette, to lead him home!'
>a fucking leash gets attached to it
>we say goodbye and quickly leave
>back home shes apologizing profusely 
>'ANON IM SO SORRY OH MY GODS'
>its fine just help me get it off
>'i-it wasn't meant to be taken off...'
Orcbro is working on it, but will not stop giving me shit for being a slave.

Part 13
>can't get my collar off, elfette has a project due at school on human studies 
>'anon come with me! You'd be perfect for human elf relations!'
>oh I'm sure i would elfette, but i don't see you like that
>[elven screeching]
>'j-just be there!'
>roll up to the college, she meets me at the parking lot
>practically bouncing up and down with joy
>takes my hand and we run through the college, getting weird looks
>enter the classroom
>'I HAVE MY PROJECT!'
>stares
>human eyes on me, look at our joined hands
>look at my collar
>fug
>some bitch in the front pipes up
>'oh god its the fucking knife ear fucker'
>elfette fumes 
>muttering about how they thought she was making me up
>elfette tells them some stories, i tell some too
>her powerpoint goes up and shows the slides as we talk
>human and elf cultural differences 
>human and elf cultural similarities 
>history of human and elven kingdoms
>governments
>military (with an extreme emphasis on the french)
>elf and human friendships
>this one is just a collage of us doing stuff
>the whole time the She bitch is making snide comments implying im using her or elfette is a slut and i dont enjoy sex with her
>elfette is getting more and more bothered by it
>do not bully the elf.
>another slide shows up
>human and elf interbreeding
>its just a science slide and study
>whole class erupts into shouts and jeers
>elfette is stumbling over her words trying to give the presentation 
>'poor knife ear fucker probably doesn't even get off with your prudish little cunt'
>"THAT'S NOT TRUE! I-I'M FINE! BUT WE-WE DON'T-"
>'ELFETTE IS A SLUT WITH A HUMAN FETISH!'
>she is about ready to cry
>do NOT BULLY the elf!!!
>'listen sweetie, you probably haven't had a HUMAN woman, so ditch the little pine hugger and how about i let you take me out and show you why one race conquered the world and the other worships fucking rocks'
>elfette legit lets out a sob at this
>DO NOT BULLY THE ELF
>all hands stand by for engage

Part 14
>put my arm around elfette
>she stops sobbing and looks at me
>she bitch looks pissed
>target confirmed, permission to fire captain?
>give elfette a kiss on the head, she goes weak and stumbles into me and i catch her
>whole class looking on in amazement/disgust
>permission granted, fire for effect
>'listen bitch I've tried human women, and i could do without the infection you bring'
>'elfette here is clean and beautiful. And ill just answer this before anyone asks, yes the rumors are true. Elves do it better'
>she bitch is staring at me in hate
>class angry shouting
>human women looking on in anger
>orc in the back cracking up
>elfette looks like shes in love
>second battery fire, i say again second battery fire
>full on kiss elfette 
>nothing too lewd but on the lips
>she moans and closes her eyes
>her ears are practically buzzing
>pull back and she has this goopy smile on her face
>'see you tonight babe, I'm thinking we go out to Woodsman's Catch tonight?'
>best elf restaurant in the city 
>she dumbly nods
>walk out while orc falls to the floor on laughter 
>later I'm laughing with elfette about how well it worked 
>'h-haha... so funny... haha...'
>she must be upset about it still
>take her to Woodsman's, have a nice dinner 
Get the venison roast, elves do that shit bomb as fuck

Part 15
>Elfette is over fondling her FR F2
>says she hears about a show for guns and wants to enter hers in it
>roaring_human_laughter
>'w-whats so funny anon???'
>explain what gun shows actually are
>[heavy elvish breathing]
>'you HAVE to take me anon!!!! PleasePleasePleasePlease'
>ok ok fine
>maybe ill find a non bubbad Nugget and make an unwise purchase
>lets being orcbro, he loves that shit
>get over there, elfette is super excited
>decided to go all out, open carrying her FR F2 and a Remington 1859 repro
>minimalist plate carrier
>woodland (its the BEST camo anon!) Bdu pants cut into short shorts (lord have mercy)
>coyote brown T shirt, very tight
>PASGT helmet with elf ears drawn on the sides
>I'm in my jeans an Navy boot hoodie
>orcbro is in his polo and well pressed slacks
>cant an orc dress nice?
>get inside, shes in awe
>the jerky vendor has hired various goblins to peddle his wares
>elves selling bows, elfette goes to chat them up but they are off put by her guns at first. Warm up to them when she denounces polymer
>orc selling maces
>several Dwarves with shoddily made tasers
>elfette is bounding everywhere, thirsty virgins following her ass with their eyes
>fuck off ya cunts
>she comes back, me and orcbro just spent $60 on goblin jerky
>worth every coin
>shes making her sad eyes
>fuk
>'th-they didn't like selling to elves at some of these...'
>i ask her what she wants, and ill get it for her if she just gets the the cash
>she perks up and thanks me, drags me over to a vendor
>orcbro laughs as he steals my jerky
>ok elfette which one do you want
>'THAT one!'
>M1 carbine
>fuuuuuggggg
>'it would go PERFECT with my Garand anon! They were made for each other!'
>walk up to Boomer McFudd
>'eyup that theres an em whun carbeener, best damn sniper rifle we ever made'
>wut
>'lucky you came along, had some knife ear whore askin bout it' 
>do.
>NOT.
>BULLY.
>MY.
>ELF.
>got a problem with elves?

Part 16
>'hmf! One of them new age kids i reckon... damn kids don't know whymuts whut'
>[boomer ramblings]
>'ah never served muhself but i know damned well they attacked our heros in uneeform!'
>ahaha
>i have you now fucker
>well when i was deployed gramps we had a few elf units cover our flanks. Outstanding scouts, saved alot of lives
>lmao as if
>elves weren't even in our AO
>but boom doesn't need to know that
>boomer_.exe_has_crashed
>'oh uh well ah uh didn't know'
>'t-thanks for yer service'
>no hard feelings gramps
>sells me the M1, don't even look at the price because elfette has so much damned gold it doesnt matter
>still make him give me a military discount though
>lmao
>elfette is bouncing up and down, hugs me as soon as she sees me
>boomer_stares.run
>elfette c'mon people are staring 
>crestfallen
>her ears actually droop
>'o-oh, i guess you don't wanna be seen hugging an elf huh... sorry anon'
>fuck.
>fuckfuckfuck
>ah c'mere
>hug her and wrap my arm around her shoulder
>she nuzzles into my side and blushes
>go find orcbro
>fighting goblins for jerky
>help him get his jerky, kicked out of gun show
>w/e elfette got her gun
>orcbro says he has a date with his sister, wishes us good night
>elfette stays at my place, we LARP American GIs with her M1s
Come to find out orcbro nabbed me some jerky from his tussle with the goblins

Part 17
>take elfette out to go hiking
>shes losing her mind, excited to go out in nature, asks id we can turn it into a camping trip
>fuck it why not
>spend a weekend out there
>shooting funs and bullshitting, peeking at her cute elf butt when shes not looking and jerking off in shame for my race traitor ways
>anyways
>3 mile hike in, elfette decides to do that weird tree jumping shit they do
>I'm just humpin the ruck like a mortal
>eventually we get to a nice spot on a ridge, set up camp
>she goes out to set up traps, cradling her FR F2
>my AR goes innatent while i get the pot and ingredients ready
>hear giggling
>elvish giggling
>O FUG-
>blunt arrow hits me in the ass
>THE FUCK YOU TREE HUMPER
>shes rolling on the ground laughing
>'aah I've nabbed the evil human who dares attack my forest!'
>compliment her on not shooting the cooking pot this time
>get another arrow shot at me for the trouble 
>dick
>she sprints at me and tries to tackle me
>lmao elfweight
>literally just runs into my chest and stops
>'you're SUPPOSED to go down anon!'
>fine ill play along
>oh noooo the elven maiden has defeated me in battle
>'the BEAUTIFUL elven maiden anon'
>wut
>ok, the beautiful, wondrous, kind and sexy elven maiden has defeated me with her charm and grace 
>[elvish blushing]
>elves do not understand sarcasm
>'y-you think I'm graceful?'
>uh sure, aren't most elves?
>deflates a bit at this but perks up
>'hah! G-guess that's why elves do it better huh?'
>lmao sure 
>she sits down and pulls the rabbits out of her pack, whispers a prayer of thanks and hands them to me
>'be grateful the forest has given us these gifts ano-OH SPIRITS YOU'RE BUTCHERING THEM!'
>skin and dress the rabbits, shes shaken as i guess usually they use magic spells for that
>whoops
>throw them in the pot and comfort her
>peter cottontail you will be remembered
>'hey sorry elfette, i forget sometimes how you guys do things'

Part 18
>'i-its fine anon, I should get used to how you cook anyway...'
>wut
>she looks ready to cry
>'i-I'm sorry anon! I read about the cupid myth you have and i thought it was cute and there was this spell...'
>suddenly elfette is gorgeous 
>not just pretty
>gorgeous 
>i know only two things
>the AR platform is superior to the AK
>and i love elfette
>she is my wind and my air
>'.....and we have to find orcbro to reverse this... anon? You ok?'
>nod my head dumbly
>o 
>fug
>this bitch love spelled my ass
>the fug
>desperate packing of our gear
>there is no way im making it out without jumping her cute little bones
>resistance slipping
>i want to breed the elf
>tell her we need to hurry up
>'ok anon i need to do something... close your eyes...'
>anything bby ily
>*click*
>slave collar is back
>should be pissed but i like it
>alot
>alot alot
>elfette is panicking and ties my leash to a tree, leaves my AR and sprints into the forest to find signal for her mind messages
>2 hours later comes back, says orcbro is on his way with a traditional orc ward that disrupts spells
>ok bby 
>she sits down and laments how its all her fault
>she sits too close
>target acquired
>send it
>pounce and grab her, pinning her to the ground
>her eyes make me stop
>shes afraid. There's arousal in there but she is definitely afraid of human rape
>my body demands the elf
>replace lewd thoughts of elf breeding with wholesome thoughts of elf cuddling
>it'll hold for now
>gently kiss her, her eyes widen in shock as her ears buzz
>eventually she relaxes and wholesome make out ensues
>light over the clothes action
>lets get that out onto a tray
>nice
>willpower is at max, cuddles and kisses for hours
>rustling in the woods
>skinwalker_take_me.exe
>elfette is moaning into the kiss and smiling
>orcbro bursts through the treeline, carrying what looks like massive beets
>'oh shit anon i didn't know you were rutting, ill come back'
>NO
>'oh you need me to hold her down for you? I got you man'

Part 19
>fucking orcs
>Elfette loses her shit and sputters, crawls away
>no bby come back
>you taste like pine and raspberries
>explains the situation to orcbro
>so... you were rutting him?
>i mean i can hold him down while you rut him i guess
>[elvish facepalm]
>FIX ANONS SPELL
>o yea
>ok anon this is a traditional root of my people, it'll bring you out of the spell
>w/e just give me perfect elf grill
>he boils the beets
>walks up to me muttering prayers in orcish
>proceeds to beat me with the beets until my face is bruised and covered in root mush
>pisses on me
>suddenly love is gone
>a desire for cooked boar and to raid is slightly present though
>Ha! It worked! I thought you'd die
>elfette is fuming but happy we fixed it
>orcbro decides to join us
>have competitions, elfette wins, i come in second with my AR
>orcbro refuses to use anything less than 12 gauge so he doesn't hit
>still has fun shooting clays
>even if the clays are live rabbits
>[elvish cursing]

Part 20
>elfette wants to make her traditional dish
>homesick or some shit idk
>me and orcbro chilling, elfette making food and singing elf songs in the kitchen
>'boooooys! Who wants the finest elf cuisine!'
>orcbro wordlessly gets up and walks out
>just straight up leaves, no explanation 
>dick
>elfette rounds the corner in an apron that says 'kiss the ears!' And a picture of elf ears
>'anon and orcbr-oh! Well more for you anon!' 
>o fug
>fuuuuuug
>go to the dining room
>elf feast is laid out
>human middle sized meal
>salad of wild thyme and berries
>rabbit cooked on one side
>salt piled on the plate apart from the dish
>mashed berries and roots in a bowl
>random assortment of rabbit organs on a platter for the thankfulness ritual
>elfette is beaming
>t-thanks elfette it looks.... it looks like food
>'well.... try it!' 
>o-okay
>sit down
>shes staring
>her elven eyes staring into my soul
>be strong anon
>be strong
>bite into the rabbit
>its cold
>it twitches 
>elfette smiles
>'.... well... do you like it?'
>literally choking down vomit
>[painful nodding] 
>oh! We almost forgot the ritual! Its important to be thankful for our natural world for providing our life!'
>i cant 
>i fucking cannot do this
>as she spreads the rabbit intestines on my plate i vomit
>all over the fucking plate
>even her elvish culture knows this is a sign of disgust
>'a-anon... i thought.. oh anon I'm so sorry!'
>no its ok elfette just... just give me a minute
>i need water
>she gives me water, looking crestfallen and defeated 
>fuck
>elfette look I'm sorry but i think some things between elves and humans just dont quite mix
>she looks devastated 
>'b-but you LOVE elves! LOVE THEM! y-you cant get enough of me-US! OF US!'
>'elves... i thought you wanted elves in your life anon...'
>the fuck
>elfette i love you ya little forest running shit. But the differences are what makes it fun between us
>'y-you love me? YOU LOVE ME ANON?'
>uh sure elfe-
>massive slap
>THE FUG

Part 21
>'ANON!!! We haven't even made love under the blood moon after our first kill!!! Y-you cant say such... l-lewd things!!!'
>'y-you may as well have rubbed my ears... softly... s-sensually.... with your fingers twisting the tip just a bit...'
>[elvish panting]
>wut
>explain that's not how humans see it when we say we love each other like that
>and elfette the ear thing was a little detailed man
>she blushes
>'o-oh...'
>laugh and hug her
>[elvish muttering]
>elfette how about i make you a human meal?
>'o-oh! Okay anon!'
>make her spaghetti and meatballs
>she seems extremely eager to try it
>first bite her pupils dilate
>she shoves as much pasta in her tiny elf mouth as she can
>elfette calm down ma-
>murder in her eyes
>o-okay
>now demands i make her spaghetti every time shes over. Even if its just for half an hour
Apparently elves don't normally cook their food or season it. Take them to a burger joint and they'll legit orgasm

Part 22
>elfette tries out for college shooting team
>super excited for me to meet her 'war band'
>ok this'll be good
>we need a manager anon!
>don't i have to go your college to be a manager?
>'w-well our club is different!'
>ok lets see
>she takes me to her clubs shooting range
>.22lr is the king here
>its an empty desolate desert ranch
>fuck_yeah
>'here is my WAR BAND anon!'
>some soyium looking fuck
>a guy who looks like he'd rather be raping elfette
>orcbro?
>'hey man, she said id get to help her rut you if i came out. Should be fun'
>elfette blushes and looks away
>a chick with red hair and freckles who needs a piece of straw to be chewing
>'we had another guy but he showed up in full kit and left, muttering about casuals'
>if you're here man (i know you are) bullet dodged
>ok.. lets see your kits
>soyium has a fucking bow, 'firearms are tools of the charlatan' (winks at elfette)
>rapeface has a shitty C308 and a glawk in 9mm (he insists its a G3)
>orcbro has is Saiga and his M70
>redhead has a marlin 30-30 and a heritage rough rider in .22lr
>elfette has her trusty FRF2 and a browning hi power (John Moses browning was half elf, you know!)
>i brought my AR and muh Ex Dee 9 
>muh GRIPZONE
>also my SKS because elfette likes it
>s-shut up
>anyway im supposed to train these fuckers
>ok lets see what you guys can do
>soyium drops the arrow
>rapeface gets a 5 inch grouping at 50 yards, blames the crazy wind
>its a calm day
>orcbro magdumps while laughing 
>redhead does ok, but stops to re check every time she shoots for like 45 seconds
>elfette is fucking great
>sub MOA 
>i swear its enchanted
>i do breddy gud, 1.5 inches at 100 yards
>soyium flat out refuses to use anything but his bow
>rapeface says he'll learn but acts like he knows more than me when I try to tutor him
>redhead doesn't want to shoot to compete

Part 23
>orcbro is awesome but hes only in it for the elf on human rape
>desperately try to go through shooting drills my marine buddies taught me during our tour at 29 palms
>dammit Jim I'm a corpsman not a rifleman
>of possible literally everyone got worse afterwards
>angry at elfette
>skinny arms McGee says shes sullying her wonderful elf genes with the likes of me
>rapeface gets more and more angry before leaving, probably to shoot up his school
>redhead is in an argument with orcbro about turbo vs super charged engines and the morals behind Cinncinatus and his devotion to the Republic
>huh
>elfette is crestfallen
>her Warband turned out to be absolute shit
>shes hugs me and wont let go
>car door closes and engine starts
>orcbro and redhead are driving off god knows where 
>thanks, dick
>'i just wanted to compete anon...'
>idea
>elfette why don't we join as a team? Just some amateur local club events
>she is beaming
>'a-anon! You would shoot your weapon beside me?'
>yeah why not
>she sobs and kisses me
>o no
>elfette not that you're not pretty but what was that
>'when an elf pledges his steel to another, he pledges his intention to marry her!'
>o fug
>silence
>uuuhhhhhh
>'I'm thinking tomorrow... that work anon?'
>UUUUHHHHH X 1000
>suddenly she laughs 
>'you're so gullible anon! Its meaningful but not like THAT!'
>O FUGG YUO >:DDD
>'besides, it would be an absolute SCANDAL to marry my loveslave! My parents would never accept it uless we freed you, and that takes time!'
>i forgot about that
>she waves the collar at me
>do you just keep that on you?
>'s-shut up anon!'
>we end up taking 2nd at a local team shooter comp, not bad
>orcbro very upset at the lack of me being raped
>thanks, dick
>dating redhead now, shes cool with him fucking his sister
>thank you Arkansas

Part 24
>elfette wants to go clothes shopping for human styled clothes
>orcbro nopes out real quick, says he has to breed his new redhead gf
>thanks, dick
>'to the mall, loveslave!' 
>she enjoys that far too much
>Macys, JC penny, Victoria's secret
>'anon that one looks classy!'
>o no
>slow day since its afternoon during a work day
>girl at the counter flips her shit
>'OH EM GEE ITS SO AWESOME TO SEE YOU TWO LOVING EACH OTHER NO MATTER WHAT SOCIETY SAYS'
>great shes a fucking interracial fanatic
>whisks elfette away almost immediately
>elfette is super excited at the prospect for girl talk
>i standby to standby
>'aaaannoooon! Your elven princess awaits her human lover!'
>ah fuck what now
>follow her to the back
>i can see elfettes tiny feet poking out from beneath the booth
>'elfeeeette we were supposed to show him!
>'s-sorry just... just a second!'
>[elvish cursing]
>door slowly opens to reveal what can only be described as what happens when a child gets into moms clothes for the first time 
>shes wearing the lace thong over her spandex 
>backwards
>she has on a lace negligee 
>and a lace bra over that that is 5 cups too big (human men like it when the cup size is bigger right?)
>she has a fluffy robe on over it, she tries to shrug it off sexily but fails and it stays on her shoulder
>
>some kind of french beret (FRENCH!)
>the only thing she got right seems to be the stockings
>which is the only clothes that elves have in common with humans, incidentally 
>store clerk is flustered
>elfette has a huge grin showing her teeth
>'look anon, I'm a human ready to mate!'
>lmao
>store clerk apologizes and says they'll get her sexy, she just needs to learn 
>no.
>'w-what?'
>see elfette there, big smile on her face
>mismatched clothes everywhere
>oblivious to the way she looks
>trying to hard to look sexy even if she fails miserably 
>she is adorable
>THIS is my elfette
>tell her she looks perfect and just like her

Part 25
>shes goofy but shes happy and i don't expect her to look super human sultry 
>store clerk is reaching levels of squee that shouldn't be possible
>recommend tactical withdrawal
>confirmed, exfil exfil
>elfette is practically skipping as we leave and go to the 5.11 store
>take her hand in mine
>s-shut up i just wanted to
>she looks between our hands a few times and then grins before grabbing my whole arm
>[contented elf noises]
>5.11 store is overprices garbage, as expected
>elfette still buys a pair of pants and a few (very tight) t shirts
>lord knows those pants are being cut into short shorts 
>take her to a sports bar
>leave with 6 to go boxes
>pretty sure she legit came at one point
>we spend the rest of the day with her wearing her new 'human mating clothes' and foundling our guns
>orcbro still nowhere to be found, but i figure either he is rutting or died rutting
>the way he wanted to go 
Might slow down as i need new ideas and Daddy Navy doesn't like me being on my phone during working hours too much
Is there still a desire for more or are we migrating to a different thread?

Part 26
>elfette wants to visit me at my work
>o fug
>elves in the hospital, i say again elves in the hospital
>she secretly wants a set of scrubs and to wear them
>day comes, get permission for her to shadow
>slow ward anyway
>elfette shows up with one of those old style nurses hats bouncing with excitement
>if_only_you_knew.gif
>'lets go heal the sick anon!'
>sure elfette sure
>first patient is a burn victim
>ocer 70% of his body 
>elfette gasps and almost comes to tears
>burnbro smiles and winces, says most women find him hot but damn
>lmao love this guy
>elfette immediately sits next to him and gives him a comfort spell
>fuck i hope that doesn't mess with his meds
>she cant stand being there anymore, has to leave
>next patient is a pediatric 
>her mom is in there 
>[excited elf noises]
>'ANON HUMAN BABIES ARE SO CUTE OMIGOSH
>mother laughs and lets elfette play with the kid, using spells to make the kid laugh
>little girl comes up to me and we play our key game
>i hold the plastic keys and she hits it with her hand
>its a good game
>elfette watching me smiling
>ok next patient 
>14 year old girl with broken leg
>fell off her bike
>eyes light up
>'D-DOC ANON!'
>hey squirt 
>elfette pops up
>'hi!'
>Mary looks surprised and a little upset
>I've taken the role as her big brother
>in my mind at least, who knows what dark horrors lie in the mind of a teenage girl
>she seems kinda cold to elfette, until elfette gets an idea
>she teases me and comments on my ass
>Mary blushes and laughs
>do not bully the human
>make me pick things up and bend over, as their 'sexy nurse'
>NO BULLY 
>i get shood out for the next patient, elfette stays to talk
>[uproarious interspecies female laughter]
>next guy is an old dwarf war vet, always has a good story
>we bullshit about our wars as I give him his meds
>rounds complete
>head back to nurses station to bullshit
>elfette comes back and and sits with me

Part 27
>'anon I'm gonna be visiting Mary more! She needs a friend and a big sister, and an ELF big sister is the best big sister!'
>she wants the scrubs
>ok elfette you can come by any time you want
>other nurses come by and start going to their little church meetings 
>find out later Mary had a high school tier crush on me from elfette 
>wtf no
>'well anon its natural for a young girl to get a crush on her dashing human nurse'
>'with fingers just made for twisting ears and stroking them at the tip...'
>'w-wearing a silver engraved collar to mark him as yours'
>[heavy elvish sweating]
>h-haha sure elfette sure
>anyways here's your scrubs, you earned them
>she screams in glee and spends the rest of the afternoon modeling them for me
>[human sweating]
I think shes going into heat soon, lord help me when it does. I may have a crush on the elf.

Part 28
>haven't heard from elfette in days
>not even a mind message
>orcbro says she must be in heat and breeding
>'shoulda been faster bro'
>fuck you dick
>head over to her place
>no answer
>open the door
>[elvish screeching]
>half eaten baguettes everywhere
>miraculous ladybug DVD cases on the table
>various french wines
>cognac 
>Elfette huddled on the couch draped in a french flag
>Les Miserables is playing 
>'A-ANON! SACRED BLUE, YOU SCARED ME!'
>wut.
>'come sit with me anon! Let us watch a story of the beautiful French spirit and people! Weewee!'
>have to sit through Les Mis twice, marathon Miraculous Ladybug, and watch several WWI documentaries 
>she sleeps with her FRF2 now
>distinctly smelled elf pussy juice on the stock
Help bros
Also doing the best i can with hospital shifts picking up, thank you marin crops for injuring yourselves

Part 29
>elfette is curious about other cultures 
>'anon and orcbro, i want to learn all about your religions and culture! It must he SO different from elf religion, and I've never seen Orc customs up close!'
>orcbro shrugs, says sure, we can visit his stronghold if we have his escort, he'll bring redhead
>show up in my usual outfit, replace navy hoodie with nice bomber jacket 
>elfette shows up ready to scale Everest and take on the armies of Sauron
>'its cold up there anon! And we need to impress them! They respect strength!'
>Orcbro is wearing his usual, slacks and a polo shirt
>slightly off put by her racist attitude
>its current year elfette Jesus Christ 
>go to orc stronghold, large family homes 
>elfette standing on tip toes and glaring at everything before Orcbro says shes going to get stabbed if she keeps it up
>'alright and here's my bedroom, you guys can stay in here just let us know if you intend to finally rut her so we can let the village chief know, or if you intend to rut him'
>redhead asks what to do if she intends to rut him
>orcbro shrugs and says they'll let his sister know
>orcbro's family comes out, father looks me up and down, nods, and walks away
>mother seems nice
>sister is cool, immediately likes redhead as 'she comes from good stock' 
>there's a feast being held in the main building today to honor their god of death and warfare, whos chosen form is a large cube of clubs, maces, and other weapons 
>nice
>as a devout /k/ubist i am pleased
>strike up conversation with her mother while elfette asks which way to the little elfs room
>she warns me the parties can get... rowdy
>o fug
>she also says id better be prepared to break the elf, they're fragile and the ceremonial orgy is rough
>orcbro laughs
>redhead panting
>elfette finally comes out, eager to get it started
>elfette and redhead are taken by orcish women to get dressed
>orcbro lends me some of his old feast clothes
>essentially a leather and hide loincloth and straps around the chest

Part 30
>'lets go find the women'
>k
>orcmom is dressed in old animal fur and shamans robe
>redhead is smiling at orcbro in what can be described as an orcish war bikini, matching with his sister
>can practically hear orcbros erection
>'elfette come out'
>'no!'
>'ELFETTE COME OUT AND SHOW YOUR MATE YOUR BREEDING CLOTHES'
>wut
>elfette rounds the corner
>a leather "skirt" that is just two pieces on the front and back
>a small fur breastbinding
>anklets
>bare feet
>cute.feet
>a green veil 
>her ears are twitching
>orcbro sees me staring and laughs
>'to the feast!'
>hell yeah
>orcsis comes up to me, whispers that she can sense elfette is in heat, and its good ive rutted with her before so i know how to handle her
>'wtf we never rutted'
>shes shocked, excuses herself to go to the head table
>orcbros dad is there, eyes widen and look at me and elfette, nods 
>orcsis is relaxed and returns
>scared.gif
>feast goes on, blood spilling, shouting, several brawls
>lots of drink
>LOTS of drink
>elfette and i are drinking a bottle to ourselves 
>orcbro whispers to me that bottle is an aphrodisiac, special for us
>o fug
>elfette has a blush on her cheeks and is squirming in her seat
>smell of pinecones and blackberries hits me
>o fugg
>her breath is coming out in little pants and shes smiling at me
>in the orcish torchlight she really does look cute
>f-for an elf
>orcbro claps me on the shoulder, i drunkenly look towards him and smile
>ayy
>he grins at me and nods once
>'its time'
>time for wha-
>redhead and orcsis are making out, topless
>several orcs are already rutting
>doesn't look that different from them fighting desu
>bruises, ouch
>look at elfette
>[elven fear but also arousal]
>orcdad stops and demands our attention
>'On this night we give thanks to our god of Death and Weaponry!' 
>[orcish shouting]
>/k/ube be praised 
>'we honor him by creating fresh warriors this night to carry forth his implements of battle!'

Part 31
>'i also welcome our human guest, a battle brother to my son who has spilled his blood alongside him in his hour of need!'
>lmao we met in a bar fight
>'he has brought with him his Elven brood mare!'
>wut.halt
>[angry elf noises]
>'elves are NOT for lewd!'
>'as they have not yet been been bred, he shall have her to himself this night!'
>orcs set up a teepee looking tent in the middle of the hall
>suddenly me and elfette are being carried to this tent
>worry.jpg
>elfette is so drunk shes laughing
>get thrown in tent
>bedfurs laid out between us as the sound of an orc orgy/battle ensues outside
>elfette lies down, laughing and blushing
>'s-so anon, you go-*hic*- gonna use you're... boom rare??'
>rolls over laughing
>'ooooh mouseer, wee wee mous-*hic*-eer!'
>good lord that is bad french
>she pats the bed next to her, i lie down and she cuddles into me (humans are warm and elves get cold!)
>'an-anon... i never th*hic*thanked you for being my friend when we met
>d'aaawwwwww
>'youre... you're a pretty alright guy anon. AndYouKindaLookCuteEvenIfYourEarsAreWeirdShaped!'
>she huffs and blushes
>d'aaawwwww x 2
>i begin stroking her hair, determined not to lewd the elf
>well maybe a bit
>she murmurs in contentment
>lightly brush her ears
>she bucks and looks at me, eyes wide
>shush her and begin playing with them, she hisses and twists
>[elven lewd noises]
>eventually they're too sensitive, and shes made enough noise to be heard over the battle raging outside 
>'c-can you get me some water anon?'
>of course
>step out of tent
>orcs looking at me
>orcbro is balls deep in his sister, redhead sitting on her face
>silence
>suddenly a war cheer erupts
>orcbro ecstatically pulls out and sprints over to me, dick flying in the wind
>'ahahaa! I knew you had it in you!'
>e-elves are not for l-lewd
>celebratory machine gun fire opens up
>get a waterskin and bring it to elfette
>'what was that anon?'
>n-nothing

Part 32
>wake up next morning with a hangover
>elfette is moaning in pain and anger
>we got carried home and put in a guest house at orcbros
>hug the elf cuddle pillow closer
>elfette yelps and looks at me with wide eyes
>'d-did we...?'
>not all the way... i didn't want us to be drunk. Plus, you're a filthy knife ear
>she sighs in relief and smirks
>'w-well, you know, as my loveslave it would be so improper for you to initiate our first... glad to know the little human knows his place
>she headpats me
>[contented human sounds]
>i shouldnt enjoy that as much as i do
>she winces as her head is attacked 
>call for casevac
>grab my medbag (never leave home without it)
>start an IV on her, after much protesting and elvish worries about it hurting
>leave her with 1000ml of LR and head into orcbros house for food
>orcdad and orcbro are at the table
>'ah anon! I trust you ensured she is with child?'
>a-ah we hope so.... kinda hard for humans and elves
>he looks down, then perks up
>'ah well, more reason to keep trying! That ceremony was blessed by our Great Friend however, so id be optimistic!
>y-you too
>/k/ube save me
Orcbro how was your night?
>'great! I'm certain my sister is with child now as is redhead. Father enjoyed her as well!
>orcdad nods, a proud fatherly smile on his face
>'she was as tight as she was enthusiastic! An excellent choice'
>fuckin orcs
>orcbro brings something out from behind him
>its a fuckin warhammer
>'anon, i welcome you as a member kf Clan Bloodletter, and thank you for being my battle brother in all these hours'
>I'm not crying crying is for f-fags
>bro hug, take the hammer with the respect its due
>grab some of the (limited) choice of fruits and some game meats for elfette
>shes already feeling better, poking the IV bag and giggling
>'anon!! You're back!' 
>yeah here's breakfast
>lay into the food like an orc into his sister
>go home later
>elfette hangs at my place to play with her guns
Praise be the /k/ube

Part 33
>decide to visit elfette
>knock on door
>'Come in! Behave Ami!'
>hmm
>open door
>Elfette is running around her apartment chasing a bug
>wait
>bug lands on my shoulder
>cute black haired girl with a pixie cut and wings
>hmm intensifies 
>blows me a kiss and tries to fly off, but elfette catches her 
>'gotcha! Oh hi Anon! Look, i made a friend! I named her Ami! Its French for friend!'
>fairy rolls her eyes and shakes her head, but is smiling
>uh, hi Ami
>Ami winks at me 
>[fairy noises]
>'i cant understand her, but i think she like you!'
>she lets her go, Ami flies to the disassembled FR F2 on the table
>'she just came in my window when i was sorting my ammo and stared at me! She started drooling so i gave her some food and she stuck around!'
>Ami is now eyeballing a 7.62 Nato round on the table hungrily
>'she helps me sort ammo and clean my guns and shes just the sweetest little thi- AMI NO! BAD!'
>Ami is furiously humping the casing and shuddering in pleasure
>Elfette picks her up and begins spanking her with her finger
>'NO AMI! BAD! WE DON'T LEWD THE AMMO!'
>Ami shudders and then slumps over, her thighs wet and her face smiling as she's spanked
>Elfette sighs in irritation 
>'shes such a goof! Earlier she thought i needed help washing in the shower and came in there too!' 
>elfette i think this is more than you thi-
>'and at night she gets cold so she tries to hide in my thighs!'
>Ami blushes and smirks 
>[human sweating]
>o-oh
>Ami smiles and winks at me, before landing on Elfette's shoulder and kissing her cheek

Part 34
>Elfette leaves me and Ami alone
>cough cough
>so uh... you doing ok?
>she shrugs and makes some kind of fairy noises 
>y-you know, me and elfette haven't actually done anything.
>Ami perks up
>and I'm.. ya kno.. not super opposed to you and her trying something. Assuming she wants to of course
>Ami is shocked
>flies up and hugs me and kisses my cheek repeatedly, muttering what i assume to be fairy thank yous 
>she leans against my face, then looks at me with a flirty look
>ooooooooo no
>she runs her hand up my cheek, crossing her legs
>why is she so hot
>she flies to my lips
>kisses me
>i gently kiss her back so as not to hurt her 
>no idea why shes so hot what the fuck
>Elfette returns and sees 
>tray drops 
>'A-AMI! ANON!'
>Ami looks at her with an innocent look
>'a-anon I'm so sorry she must not know what shes doing yet... CLEARLY she needs to be PUNISHED!'
>elfette looks furious
>Ami looks like she might cum at any moment
>'go to your CAGE! Hussy!'
>Ami shudders in a mini orgasm and flies off
>Elfette straightens herself out
>well I'm so sorry anon! When one enters an elf's home they shouldn't be subject to such... l-lewd things at anyone but the hosts hands!'
>pales
>N-NOT THAT WE-THAT I- I MEANT
>relax elfette. I know what you meant
>she relaxes, we go back to small tall and loading ammo
>eventually she lets out Ami, who is much better behaved
>i sneak her a round to use as a toy, shes very grateful
>rest of the day goes by mostly the same, Ami flirting with us and Elfette getting flustered 
>best part was when Ami flew up Elfette's shirt and bit a nipple
>finish cleaning and loading mags in record time
Best plate carrier and gear combo for a combat ammo fairy? We're gonna make her a part of our squad

Part 35
>Elfette's birthday coming up
>Elfette decided since she doesn't know Ami's birthday, we'll just celebrate it on hers
>'Fairies are related to elves, you know!'
>Elfette and Ami have been hanging out a lot recently
>every time we go out she brings the little fairy
>she tries to lewd both the human and elf constantly
>cant decide what to get her
>has to be perfect, orcbro help
>'get her Wakfu on dvd'
>what
>'r-redhead watches it, its a french show about an elf. She kinda reminds me of Elfette'
>orcbro thinks literally everyone reminds him of each other so take that with a grain of salt
>but hmmmmm
>throw in some ear tip action and we'll call it a plan
>that takes care of Elfette
>but Ami...?
>go online
>'BUKIT O BRAS ONLE 3 $s!'
>i love CheaperThanOrc.orc
>its literally a bucket of random shell casings
>some are not even fired
>have it shipped expedited to my place
>keikaku_in_motion.gif
>hangout with Elfette and Ami almost at all times
>she treats Ami like a little sister/pet
>still gets spankings and put in her cage when shes bad
>[fairy masturbatory noises]
>watching Les Mis for the 3rd time that night, Elfette cuddled up to me trading light kisses (s-so my accent will go away, dummy!)
>o-of course
>pop a round out of my carry gun every time i come over and lick it, then hand it to Ami 
>she immediately takes it into the bathroom
>'shes so thoughtful cleaning your ammo after you got it all dirty Anon!'
>sure elfette sure
>Ami flies back all droopy, flops down on my stomach with a contented sigh
>you ok m8?
>poke her butt to get her to move
>she shudders and my hoodie gets a wet spot
>'ooh eewwwww! Ami! No peeing!'

Part 36
>'oh ewwww Ami! No peeing!'
>Ami shudders and doesn't move
>'BAD Ami! BAAAAD!'
>elfette picks her up and bends her over her hand, using her finger to spank her
>Ami is obviously cumming each time 
>eventually shudders, eyes roll back, and flops limp
>fairy.exe has stopped working
>'awww shes tired! Time for night night Ami!'
>puts her on her pillow, her usual sleep spot
>'I'm so sorry she peed on you anon!'
>i-its fine
>decide she can keep the round i gave her
>shes gonna love her Bukit
>decide ill throw in some meat snacks too for good measure
>fall asleep with 115lbs of Elf on top of me
>life_is_good
>wake up and carry elfette to her bed
>Ami is awake and smiling at me lovingly, blows me a kiss as i walk out
>tell elfette i had to get ready
>gives me a little salute and a wave
>the day has come at last
>I've sprinkled the Bukit with gunpowder of various types, and Orcbro got me 3lbs of jerky his tribe hunted, some of which is highly illegal
>hope fairies like Giraffe
>also bought Elfette a french WWI helmet to add to the dvd
>go to Elfette's place
>elf food is laid out
>'ANON!'

Part 37
>elfette leap hugs me
>Ami lands on my head
>hey Elfette, i brought presents
>'awww so sweet! Come on my family is here!'
>'o-oh... um they don't know how we really are so...'
>she hands me the collar
>fuk
>Ami laughs as i put it on
>ill git ya ye lil grot
>'Mother! Father! Sister! Anon is here!'
>elfmom greets me like I'm an adorable pet
>elfdad is slightly less enthusiastic, must be imagining all the lewd things an ammo fairy has been getting up to
>elfsis looks at me with a smirk
>fug
>party all day, lots of drinks, mostly elven wine
>orcbro shows up, scaring elfette's family
>redhead gives them a piece of her mind for being so racist
>[CURRENT YEAR]
>'IT AINT LIKE HE A NIGGER!'
>strong work redhead 
>party games are played, elfette shows her parents her gats, they ooo and aaaah over her FR F2 
>her sister is an even bigger francaboo than her
>eventually get to presents time 
>Elfette gets a new bow from dad, a new slave collar from mom, and sis carved her a working bipod out of wood and iron
>neat-o
>they got Ami a bunch of little fairy clothes (elf themed of course)
>she throws away the panties
>hmmmmm
>'anon what did you get me?'
>Ami goes first
>she sees the Bu/k/it in all its glory
>literally convulses in orgasm on the spot
>'AMI! I SAID NO PEEING!'
>i pick her up and put her in the Bu/k/it
>she sinks deeper into the casings, the rustling of brass and her loopy giggles all that we hear
>the /k/ube claims another 
>elfette huffs and wipes up the fairy lewd juices, still oblivious to what it is
>here Elfette, its for you
>she opens it, squees when she sees the helmet and puts it on
>elfmom shakes her head and tries to take it off
>elfette hisses and swipes at her hand
>okay
>she sees the DVDs and is confused, i tell her to pop it in

Part 38
>when she hears the french her entire family becomes interested
>Evangelyne comes on screen
>Elfette begins hyperventilating 
>[elf screams]
>[extremely loud elf screams]
>shes pointing and gibbering in elvish
>her parents back away
>her sister dives for cover and begins low crawling away
>elfette locks eyes on me
>incoming elf tackle, captain
>take evasive action
>ELF INBOUND ELF INBOUND ALL HANDS BRACE FOR SHOCK
>tackled to the ground
>'Je vous remercie Anon! Mon esprits je t'aime! épouse-moi!!!'
>i don't speak Large Fries
>[burgers internally]
>she kisses me
>wont stop
>o_yea.fuggg
>elf make out ensues 
>elfette's family comes in to say goodbye
>elfette waves them off while attached to my face
>her mother throws the collar at us
>her father cringes and leads them out the door
>her ears twitch strongly and she moans
>slight lewding of the elf ensues
>ear twitching and under the elf dress action
>ooo_yeeaaa.fuuugggg
>diddle the elf
>elf juices coat my fingers
>taste them because mmmm blackberries 
>carry the worn out elf to the couch 
>sleep time now
>take the Bu/k/it to Elfette's room, brass rustling still ensuing 
>Elfette begins to make tired elf noises 
>put her helmet back on and we sleep 
>dream of blackberries and grass
>the /k/ube gives me visions of innawoods beauty and /comfy/ as i drift into the abyss
>Orcbro shouts that hes taking the food with him as he leaves
>Shocked_elf_eyes
>[human and elven screeching]
>[orcish laughter]
Our war band is ready, we must operate

Part 39
>elfette wakes me up at 4 AM
>'ANONANONANONANON'
>wut
>'ITS RANGE DAY!'
>by the /k/ube
>thank you Saint Browning
>jump out of bed grab elfette, who laughs as her ears twitch 
>spin her around and kiss her
>GET THE RIFLES ELFETTE
>AND THE HANDGUNS
>she sprints off, screaming RANGE DAY 
>Ami flies through the door chewing in a piece of roast beef 
>[quizzical fairy noises]
>GIT REDY FUR BRASS
>she brightens and kisses me, flying off after Elfette to prepare our celebration
>today we praise
>Elfette comes back and nods solemnly
>it is time
Bit of background incoming
>Elfette was offended by the concept of Christmas, as elves are not for slavery 
>festival of the moons involves her family taking turns using her loveslave as sexual release/breeding so thats out of the question
>although Ami is all for it
>'anon is NOT for lewd!'
>so i made up a day for us to celebrate
>we spend the entire day at the range, shooting guns and making merry
>orcbro says I'm retarded
>'you're making up events in the attempt to create romantic memories anon, when you should be concerned with making her like you for you'
>go fuck your sister orcbro
>anyway this is our holiday, where we worship the /k/ube and maybe engage in lewd acts
>i-in the /k/ubes name of course
>elfette comes back, nods her head at me
>it is time
>into the car we go, a seabag if ammo on my shoulder as Ami flies into it
>she has her stash pre staged in my car
>SMLE
>1903 Springfield 
>FR F2 
>Schofield revolver
>1911
>several Mosins
>we're both in full kit, her in french MILSURP plate carrier, short shorts that were once BDU pants, and an elven hunting pack she has sewn MOLLE loops on
>and her 'Human Lover' shirt
>god i love that shirt

Part 40
>I'm in my brown tactical pants, green 'Elf Lover' shirt, and coyote brown plate carrier with my FILBE assault pack and medbag
>Ami us wearing her Rhodesian camo tinkerbell dress and a LEGO combat helmet
>lets rock
>go to the local shooting spot innadesert and set up
>targets at 15, 100, 300, 500, 800 yards
>say a quick prayer to the /k/ube of thanks
>commence fire
>elfette and me hold competitions, winner gets kisses
>nobody loses 
>Ami catching brass as it flies out, making a pile
>dives in and orgasms inside, licking the casings as her pupils dilate fully
>ok
>Elfette is beating me, using her elven prowess and the power of the elven legs to distract me
>BANG
>[gong sounds]
>'hehe... another kiss, human loveslave!'
>I am forced by law to comply
>kisses get lewder and lewder, feeling her tits and ass now 
>its an excuse to make out
>Ami is fingering herself with her head inside a .45 casing
>'AHEM' 
>fug
>several people behind us with shitty tacticool ARs 
>'get a fucking room'
>y-you too
>elfette lets break for MREs
>'mmmmm sounds WONDERFUL baby-ANON. I MEAN ANON, YOU BIG BABY'
>i have fallen for the elf, and she has fallen for me
>all according to keikaku
>chili mac and beef stew MRE
>elfette lets get these out onto a tray
>'nice!'
>god i love her
>shes stealing bites from my MRE
>'elves need lots of protein anon! Mhm mhm!'
>suuuure.bullshit@fukoff.net
>let her because cute ears 
>she takes off her Kevlar to eat better and let her hair down
>eating, praying to the glorious /k/ube, making eyes at each other
>Ami lying in her brass pile
>loud laughter starts coming from tactifags
>one comes over and leers at elfette
>so what shitty rifles did you bring
>fuck off ya cunt
>elfette gets mad 
>'they aren't shitty! These are battle tested pieces of history!'
>'yeah well at least this fag has an m4, even if hes missing half his shit
>leave my raifu alone
>oi fuck off ya worstcunt
>'WHOA MAN CHILL NO NEED TO HE SO FUCKING HOSTILE'
>notices elfette's ears

Part 41
>'aaaah shit shes a fuckin keeb huh? You wanna share this slut?'
>i said fuck off
>lay raifu across my lap
>'fuck you man, she cant get enough human cock, its the way these keebs are'
>listen asshole if you don't leave I'm gonna fuckin shoot ya m8
>'whoa man fuckin nutcase, fuck you. I can outshoot you and your fucking whore too'
>NO BULLY ELF
>elfette has a grin
>'you're on!'
>we start at 100 yards and decide to work our way up 
>/k/ube, Allslayer, may my rounds fly true and show these infidels the light of Your way
>they shoot first, they're surprisingly decent
>shooting about 1.5-2.5 MOA consistently 
>elfette is shooting like second-of-angle tier though
>literally one hole in her paper
>i manage 1 MOA roughly with raifu (and i suspect whispered elven accuracy spells)
>move up to 300
>they struggle a bit more, not used to shooting at distance it seems
>elfette destroys us all
>500 yards
>they develop new tactics of berating elfette and laughing at her
>she starts to get nervous and shoots wild
>I'm holding my own but letting myself get distracted 
>they start matching me at around 2 MOA 
>one of them walks over and fucking kicks Amis brass pile with her in it
>[fairy cursing sounds]
>they laugh at the little 'fuckin bug'
>as time goes on their accuracy goes to absolute shit
>they're cracking beers while rotating
>making lewd comments to elfette
>we win the shoot off, but they seem to blame 'the knife eared whore'
>NO BULLY 
>Ami flies up next to me
>cracks her tiny knuckles and bares her (stunningly sharp) teeth
>elfette is looking between us nervously
>you got a fucking problem with my girl asshole?
>Ami does a double take
>yes MY girl 
>she puts her hands up and kinda makes the 'ok ok man jeez' face
>asshole no.1 kinda walks up go us unsteadily 
>'yeah I fuckin do, this bitch comes onto my fucking range and shoots her piece of shit fucking guns, and she expec-'
>he gets no farther before he gets an eye full of fairy fist

Part 42
>Ami is fucking fast
>biting, scratching, kicking
>mostly the biting desu
>sharp toothed fucker
>he goes down, his eye bleeding
>his buddies rush us drunkenly
>charge the first one and football tackle him, punching him until his buddy joins us
>getting kinda hairy here Ace, need some help
>[angry fairy noises]
>asshole no.3 screams and goes away, freeing me up to beat this asshole
>thank you MCMAP
>and barfights in Oceanside
>eventually get his drunk ass knocked around
>dunno if its the hits or booze, probably both
>no.2 is limping towards the truck, no.1 grabs their rifles
>points one in my direction
>o fu-
>BANG
>instead of weak .223 steel case shit, glorious 7.62 NATO flies through the air and impacts the upper receiver
>fuckface drops his rifle
>elfette is looking with murder in her eyes
>'do NOT fucking TOUCH my MAN!'
>fucker grabs the broken rifle and leaves
>no.3 picks up both rifles and his friend leans on him, limping back to their truck
>elfette's barrel trained on him the whole way
>Ami is flipping them off and acting like a real G 
>settle down nigga damn
>you just kicked 2 guys asses you shown who's who
>as they drive off Elfette runs up to me with tears in her eyes
>hugs me tight
>ouch
>loljk thank you plates
>'A-ANON OH SPIRITS I WAS SO SCARED I THOUGH HE WAS GONNA SHOOT YOU, AND Y-YOU STOOD UP FOR ME A-AND FOUGHT HIM A-AND-'
>chill elfette, I'm ok. Its ok
>Ami flies up and hugs her hair
>'AMI! YOU HELPED SAVE ANON!'
>she looks at me and smirks 
>[smug fairy noises]
>'GOOD GIRL AMI! VERY GOOD GIRL!'
>proceeds to kiss Ami, who's eyes roll back and she begins convulsing 
>Christ she has a hair trigger
>heh

Part 43
>elfette throws herself at me
>mmm elf kisses 
>Ami adds fairy kisses 
>fuk_yea.happy
>elfette strips off her flak and Kevlar, revealing the sweet sweet tight t shirt underneath
>Ami opens the bolt of the FR F2 and sits in the chamber
>pull my own flak and Kevlar off
>boots come off
>its_gettin_steamy.zip
>elf make out ensues, shes getting really into it
>Ami is masturbating and licking some brass, egging us on
>ok
>reach my hand down to elfette's ass, giving it a squeeze 
>'A-Anon! What are you DOING???'
>she seems more excited than angry though
>fuck be smooth
>only what I've wanted to should have done 
>f-for a very long time
>fug
>she giggles and nods her head, her hair flying

Part 44
>is this how Range Day should be celebrated? 
>survey says yes
>hand goes down her belly, reaching the hem of her loincloth 
>head this is hand, we have reached the barrier. Requesting permission to advance?
>granted, be careful hand actual
>she gasps and shudders as my hand caresses her
>sir we have encountered an opening, permission to breach?
>send it
>elfette arches her back and pants, the range now smells like blackberries and pine
>nice 
>extreme lewding of the elf begins
>her hand goes down my trousers, looking for my big iron
>sir we have enemies attempting to breach
>stand down soldier, that's a friendly. Let them pass
>fug shes good
>her hands must have practice with the bow
>Ami flies by and lands on my head, nuzzling into it and panting
>well someone had fun
>elfette tenses up
>INCOMING, BRACE 
>she shudders and thrashes
>lightning shoots from her eyes and nails me in the shoulder
>fuckin ow you magic cunt
>she goes limp, only her hand working the big irons hammer like the arizona ranger 
>sir we are approaching our location for firing
>all hands standby for nut
>nut station ready, captain.
>all stations, fire
>fuuuuuuuk elfette
>see stars
>must be the magic
>by the /k/ube life is worth living
>stare at each other and begin chuckling before kissing
>begin grinding on her until Ami pulls my hair, yelling frantically 
>there's just a car coming
>O SHID
>grab elfette, who complains until she sees the car
>we get dressed, laughing all the while while Ami gathers our ammo
>later find out shes hoarding half of it
>drive back before other range goers can find us lewding each other
>giggles and laughing all the way home, shes stealing kisses and cant stop smiling
>I-I'm just tactically exposing my teeth
>for psych warfare
>s-shuddub
>she begins working the Iron again 
>we are going to fucking crash elfette
>biting her lip 
>'sooooo...?'
>fug
>GASGASGAS
>stumble through the door, our gear and rifles and limbs tangled up in one big ball of lewdity

Part 45
>she jumps off, running to my bedroom
>shirt comes off as I'm walking towards it
>this is it boys
>orcbro comes out of room and gives me thumbs up, carrying redhead over his shoulder 
>they're both naked and shes grinning with a black eye, waves at me
>y-you too
>he leads her out, his dad comes out carrying his sister the same way
>fucking orcs
>get to my door, Ami sitting on the handle with a coy look on her face 
>squad one breach and clear
>BREACHING
>proceed to lewd the elf
Elves do it better
>wake up next morning
>a naked Ami on my forehead
>nice
>a naked elfette on top of me
>double nice
>wake up and untangle myself from elf limbs
>put fairy on pile of brass
>where does she even get these?
>i don't even shoot 6.5
>go out and make eggs and bacon
>add processed pastries for the benefit of the elf
>elfette walks out of the room wearing my Doc shirt
>limping a bit
>muh BHC
>she smiles
>'heeey anon'
>hey elfette
>kisses me as she walks by
>good to know it wasn't a weird thing
>making breakfast together, Ami helping pass ingredients 
>'so, we should probably talk about last night...'
>probably, i like you elfette and i wanna be a thing and fug them if they don't like elves and humans
>etc etc
>she giggles
>'no silly! But i do appreciate taking the natural approach, that was so thoughtful of you'
>no
>'and every book I've read said elf-human hybrids are EXTREMELY healthy children! I hope its a girl personally...'
>Ami's jaw is on the ground
>fug
>fug fug fug fug FUGG
>realize i may be a father to a Finn soon
>help orcbro
>'....anon? Love? Are you listening? We need names! Its gonna be a girl, i just KNOW it!'
A-anyone know any good elf-human names?

Part 46
>it has been 3 weeks since the elf got pregnant 
>orcbro is proud of me
>elfette is happy as can be 
>I'm absolutely fucking terrified
>Ami is the only one who sees things from my perspective 
>[terrified fairy noises]
>AMI WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
>she shakes her head and points at me
>thanks, dick
>do my best to accommodate my new elf baby mama
>her family was shocked, her sister ecstatic
>her mother took her aside and did some elf legas mumbo jumbo, I'm now her designated loveslave breeder
>'its like marriage for filthy humans anon!'
>don't i get a say?
>'no!'
>ok
>we're officially dating now in my world
>i kinda sorta proposed so technically we're engaged 
>she thinks its cute that humans pretend to be married like elves can get
>'okay anon if it means that much to you!'
>i suggested it as a possibility but ok i guess this is happening
>the sex has only gotten better however, as elf culture demands we fuck whenever we have the time
>'we need to cement to our child that we love each other anon! Its imprinting!'
>o-okay
>making breakfast one day
>elfette is trying to come up with names, singing to herself
>Ami is desperately reading 'how to be the best aunt you can be!'
>I'm making eggs and a massive amount of processed foods for elfette, who's cravings consist of anon semen and unhealthy foods
>she somehow loses weight
>elven schemery
>'anon, i was thinking we should prepare her room soon!'
>'elf gestation is about 3 months, you know!'
>FUK
>Ami straight up faints
>realize i need to get a place for ourselves 
>i can at least get a good mortgage, thank you Zogbot service 
>elfette goes off to my room to lie down and 'prepare for our coupling!'
>she has gotten so much more aggressive since shes been pregnant
>inversely, Ami has had a crisis of responsibility
>she barely even lewds the ammo anymore
>at least during the day
>elfette is looking at rifles for our hybrid child to have 
>how about a .22lr?
>'ooo we can add that! Now what about a full size caliber?'

Part 47
>u-uh, maybe a savage in .223?
>'oh anon, that's perfect! We can even hand it down to her little brother or sister!'
>FUKIN WUT
>Ami passes out 
>'w-well of course anon! We elves are very fertile you know, and a brood HAS to have several children! At LEAST two!'
>hm
>this could work in my favor
>i could teach our children small unit tactics
>tfw oper8in with a squad sized element of half breed elf children
>glory to the /k/ube, i do it for you
>elfette we are having more children
>'OH THANK SPIRI-ahem. That's fine, loveslave. Perfectly fine'
>lil shit
>tell orcbro my plan
>he tears up a little and thanks me for adopting orc customs so seriously 
>y-you too
>'anon we haven't hung out in a while! Lets all go out tonight!'
>sure man that sounds fun
>decide to go to an orc restaurant
>its an extremely upscale black tie type of place
>orcbro brings redhead, who is grateful for orcbro's people being so progressive and throwing off the shackles of racism
>'unlike them ungrateful niggers!'
>strong work redhead
>orcbro's sister cant make it due to being rutted/rutting
>o-okay
>Ami tags along, in a stunning red dress
>her wings all glittered up
>Elfette is wearing her forest green tight dress made of old seabags
>somehow it still looks classy
>redhead refuses to remove her cowboy hat
>orc waiter in a tux approaches us
>'bienvenue mesdames et messieurs'
>elfette looks at me with adoration, whispering 'FRENCH!'
>'how may i serve you tonight?'
>orcbro orders some orc shit i cant pronounce
>Elfette asks for the most processed, sugar filled food they have
>Ami points to something on the menu and asks for brass silverware
>orcs speak fairy apparently
>i follow redheads example and order the orc roast with biscuits with blackberry jam
>elfette blushes and smirks
>yeah smile ya lil shit I'm addicted now
>make small talk, orcbro and redhead are engaged
>engage ooo-ing and aaaah-ing over ring, which is made of sword steel and stained with blood

Part 48
>have a nice dinner, food is great, Ami gets drunk off of a toy cup
>elfette gets tipsy and starts feeling my leg under the table
>human_sweating
>orcbro is discussing with redhead their wedding and more ancient roman dictators 
>they mention Napoleon and Elfette joins the fray
>muh France did nothing wrong
>as she gets drunker she gets more brazen, kissing me more and more
>Ami is still passed out with her tongue lolling to the side
>eventually split our separate ways, orcbro says we should hang more often
>'there's a big race coming up we should go to anon'
>'or a meetup with a clan I found on your internet'
>wait
>o no
>'a strong clan who worships a Murdecube, a god of destruction and death! A hearty sort, they call themselves 'Keigh'!
>n-nah lets do the race instead
>go home and lewd the drunken elf, google elf pregnancy and alcohol 
>whew we're good
>our child will have the correct amount of chromosomes 
>or will have 368 like an elf
>hmmmm
Will write more when i get off work

Part 49
>it has been officially 8 months snce the Lewding of the Elf
>Orcbro now lives in his stronghold with redhead, who has turned more and more into his breeding slut
>shes happy about it though, as is orcbro
>and his sister
>and father
>fucking orcs
>he also frequently keeps me updated on his new Battle Pack, Keigh, and meets with them
>if_only_you_knew.gif
>elf-human children go through weird growth, daughter looks about 2 years old
>apparently itll speed up and slow down until shes around 20, then the longevity kicks in
>elfette keeps giving me youthfulness spells in hopes that we die together
>tell her not to worry, when our time comes we will go out in a blaze of gunfire and spent brass
>/k/ube be praised
>Ami flies in room as im making breakfast
>eggs and muffins with blackberry jam (heh)
>elfette is feeding daughter 
>muh elf tiddies
>Ami kisses me on the cheek and steals a piece of muffin 
>lil grot
>she has embraced her position as fairy aunt, and is surprisingly the responsible one
>she still likes it when elfette ties her with twine and spanks her though
>and snorts gunpowder like its fucking pixie dust (double heh)
>built us a little house innamountain woods nearish a portal so we can visit Elfettes family often
>i work in the local town as the pysicians assistant at the clinic, but the old dwarf doctor is so geriactric he only comes out when shit is REALLY bad
>but when he does he is a fucking artist

Part 50
>Mary is now 15 and in girl scouts, convinced me to volunteer as a first aid helper and camp counselor 
>tfw her loli friends make eyes at me and elfette encourages it because she thinks its funny
>not today, prison 
>shes very jealous of the MILFs that do the same though 
>her ears twitch angrily whenever she sees them
>elfette's sister keeps claiming shes next in line for breeding
>[furious elvish sister fighting]
>mother keeps treating me like a pet though
>dick
>elfette comes walking out of bedroom with daughterfu in arms
>'morning love!'
>hey babe, breakfast is almost ready 
>she humms and sits down, daughterfu laughing as Ami flies around and tickles her with her wings
>as i look out the window i cant help but think back to the way this all started
>a barfight in oceanside in my last year as a ZogBot met orcbro
>a missed arrow on a cooking pot and i met Elfette
>i never got that scratch out
>knife ear bitch
>a failed warband and Orcbro got redhead
>a sex and brass addiction and we got Ami
>and an old dwarf doctor who i met when i had to wipe his ass in a hospital got me a job and a house out here
>'anon, i was thinking of loading our little one into her walking pack and taking her for a hike! She loves the woods, shes half elf, you know!'
>Ami laughs as she knows this means ill be carrying the heavy pack
>agree because cute ears
>as we lock the door and head back, Ami flies into my fairy holding pouch on my pack strap, and daughterfu smiles at daddy
>kiss daughterfu, elf waifu, and loving ammo fairy
>walk off into the woods for a weekend adventure

Part 52
>'s-so i just breathe in?'
>thats right
>'a-and as i let it out, it'll hit if i squeeze?'
>it should 
>'okay... okay!'
>'cub guide me!'
>/k/ube, sweetie
>'/k/ube, r-right'
>her 8 year old face is scrunched in concentration
>the barrel of my great grandfather's remington model 514 sways
>her little pointed ears are tucked into her green orc cartoon face beanie
>her red cheeks stinging agaisnt the nippong wind
>CRACK
>[elf half breed yelping]
>i swear i feel the /k/ube caress my soul at her first shot, pleased beyond measure that another Desciple has been created
>'DADDY! I HIT IT!'
>look at target
>12 inches right, 8 inches up
>Awesome job sweetie!
>she beams at me and gets ready to take another shot 
>spend the winter afternoon like this
>shes ecstatic and giggling
>'I wish Mommy came!'
>now pumpkin you know Mommy has to take care of your little brother
>'i know but... i want a sister! Not a dumb dumb BOY...'
>i laugh
>tell ya what little nut, ill talk to Mommy and we'll see if we cant get you one
>she perks up
>my brood grows
>keikaku is proceeding splendidly
And kisses my cheek 
>she picks up her brass for Aunt Ami
>we begin walking back until shes tired, and demands a shoulder ride 
>see the house in the distance, elfette playing with our son in the snow
>Ami flying about making sure he doesnt get hurt, biting her nails and freaking out when he trips, buzzing over to lick his wounds like he does with daughterfu
>he laughs
>me and daughterfu decide to charge and snowball ambush our prey 
>head inside where i make hot chocolate for us all while Ami fusses over their clothes
>sitting on the porch with elfette half an hour later, as they watch a movie with Ami
>i look skyward and offer thanks to the /k/ube for its blessings 
>drift off to sleep with elfette under an enchanted blanket, until Ami will come to bring us in after the little ones tire the adorable fairy out
So ends the tale of Anon and Elfette, the lovers united by the /k/ube
Ave Nex Alea