id: 614
name: I hate the SSU
author: BTRAnon
date: 13th January 2022
text len: 1292
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>The Rafters of the old church creak with each movement I make 
>Down below, a duke talks with man in a black suit 
>Outside the front doors of the church is a carriage and four guards
>Two guards armed with pikes, one with a Micro Uzi, and a Magician 
>I grip my Mosin Pu just a little tighter
>I rest my finger on its trigger
>*BANG*
>The rifle recoils back into my shoulder
>The duke’s head explodes in a sea of red mist 
>The wooden door explodes in a eruption of flames, and the two men come rushing in with pikes
>The man in the suit, my associate rips a M10 out from under his jacket and drops them with a long burst 
>The magician stands outside the doorway chanting some spell
>*BANG*
>The rifle recoils back into my shoulder once more
>He drops down clutching his chest, murmuring some chant before passing out from shock
>Dust flows into the church as the carriage speeds away with the man carrying the uzi in tow
>”Good work Anon”, the the man yells from below
>”The king will reward you handsomely for your work here today. Glory to the Empire of Everest!” 
>He walks outside and hops on a dark red wyvern that has been circling high above 
>As I climb down from the rafters and start my walk back to the safe house, all I can think about is how much I hate working with the SSU